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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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I mean, if it's an option to get deported straight to Salma Hayek just tell me how many cats I gotta eat

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    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

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My neighborhood is incredibly exciting.  We once had a black kid go door to door raising money for his football team.  It was WILD!

Also some asshole I know, posted on Nextdoor.com that an empty lot in the hood was going to be turned into a 7/11.  

2 minutes ago, locodos said:

My neighborhood is incredibly exciting.  We once had a black kid go door to door raising money for his football team.  It was WILD!

Also some asshole I know, posted on Nextdoor.com that an empty lot in the hood was going to be turned into a 7/11.  

I assume the black kid got shot?

49 minutes ago, G650 said:

My next door neighbor has Trump flags flying 24/7, but he is definitely boring too, just happens to be an idiot.

To my wife's great shame, I could not let that slide.  She's MUCH smarter than I am (DUH!)

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I assume the black kid got shot?

What the police do is their business!  I kinda feel bad I didn't slip him a hundo

 

I really regret that almost as much as not donating the $100 to get a photo with Electric Jesus after a Book of Mormon Show.  Damnit I can be so cheap sometimes!

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3 hours ago, royiv said:

The dude she was engaged to is 50 years old. She’s got some daddy issues.

I can fix her!

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I wouldn’t call it Winning, Bob. 

Try living a mile from Mansfield Dam.  I've got all the weird covered with bonus lake trash weird.

Just add it to the pile of shit they pull. Can’t win an election unless they cheat. 

31 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Deport me to Salma Hayek Land.

Um, me too please. 

55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

He really should have lost in 2016 (his expectation) and spent his golden years gawking garbage on QVC or whatever boomer grift network he could find. It's his only skill.

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32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sorry, I believe all illegal aliens are being deported back to Venezuela. All of them 

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

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No farging way 

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

No one can ever say Donald Trump doesn’t respect the democratic process.

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

That's a lot of jobs!

Does the Montana SOS think that fraud is required for Trump to win Montana?  Would be different if tester was off the ballot. How many  Montanans abroad are voting anyway?

I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with a PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

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I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

Sorry, the best we can do is an illegal alone whose dead uncle went to MIT. I am informed that fact makes the illegal alien in question a genius, who knows more about mechanical and electrical engineering than anyone.
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

Like who’s fucking whom?

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

You’re an illegal alien???

Yeah he's been posting from the brown border waiting for the Coyotes to pick him up.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

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49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

You work as a taxi driver or at 7/11?

33 minutes ago, Haphap said:

You work as a taxi driver or at 7/11?

Yes.

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

I am amazed that Bret Stephens went 2 minutes without mentioning his childhood in Mexico City.

Call these fucks out continuously 

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What's remarkable is that 70 million+ people believe it.

We are so.  Fucking.  Stupid.  We're the world's leading producer of oil?  Fuck that, we are the world's leading producer of fucking abject idiocy, and there's not even a close second.  There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan, where children are fed nothing but lead paint chips until they're 10, and their average IQ would still be 10 points higher than that of MAGAstan.

Ever notice how kids used to eat lead paint chips, then they'd take, and usually pass, high school courses that were harder than college courses now?

Now you've got almost no lead paint, and it's slack-jaws bloop bloop blooping on their phones, they could look up anything, but this app goes bloop!

I'm not saying to drink a gallon of it, but maybe an occasional nibble?

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Well, I doubt JD's kid will get a chance to burn down a major party's ethos in just a few months, so I guess a shed will have to do.  

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that ever since Obama dragged dotard's stupid ass with the "weird obsession with crowd sizes" accordion hands deal at the DNC, now dotard only uses his right hand in his accordion hands routine? It's weird.

9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Opposite here, my neighbors stick to themselves but my nosy daughter started high school this year and said we have a couple of YouTube stars on our street.  I'm dreading who these "stars" are but I need to know what kind of people are in close proximity, right?  Well one of them is an ex teacher that started a channel about the ins and outs of all things biology and has over 2MM subscribers.  Cool.

But the best one is the other couple.  Two flamboyantly gay dudes; one with a cooking channel that I was following even before they showed up.  My man has close to 5MM subscribers.  He is an incredible baker and I like top of the line baked goods.  I've gained 10 lbs since these dudes moved in.

9 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

AI fake.  He said "God bless America" at the end.  He never says that.

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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

I worry about my supervisor learning my job could be done by any regular surly dumbass.  I hate my job and my company, but I'm less than five years from retirement and get paid mid six figures for about 15 hours per week of legitimate value-added work. 

Still isn't going to stop me from leveraging my recent successes to convince my dumb ass supervisor I better get a bomb ass raise this year or I'm declaring free agency.

12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

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7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Voting against your self-interest to the tune of 61%.  'Murica. 

12 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Good poll. Very believable black crosstab 

NBC has her +3 in favorability this time( 48-45) compared to their July poll (32-50)

Largest 2 month jump since Bush post-9/11

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Good poll. Very believable black crosstab 

NBC has her +3 in favorability this time( 48-45) compared to their July poll (32-50)

Largest 2 month jump since Bush post-9/11

Funny you mention 9/11, because I have thought since it happened that if we were anything other than fucked that Jan 6 would have been a 9/11 style moment in terms of galvanization of the country, and everybody but the absolute nuttiest of the nutty would have been like “ok, that’s enough, fuck Trump and his followers”.

Honest question: What's the value of national polls at this point?  Nationwide popular vote doesn't matter.  Only 7 states do.

 

7 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Honest question: What's the value of national polls at this point?  Nationwide popular vote doesn't matter.  Only 7 states do.


If we see Kamala consistently +5 or better it’s a good sign she’s going to do well electorally on election night. Especially if she is above 50%

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


If we see Kamala consistently +5 or better it’s a good sign she’s going to do well electorally on election night. Especially if she is above 50%

above 50% yes. And it’s been debated by how much she has to win the PV by to safely feel like she will win the EC - it could be as low as 1.5 but seeing more and more of her near Biden’s margins spells good news

Also that she’s just getting killed with WWC voters compared to Biden’s polling should feel like the polling is more accurate. The polling overestimated Biden with that demo and obviously he got killed and Trump did better than this polling 

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45 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

With third parties, she’s +6

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White no college is the least surprising demo for turnip every time.

27 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Funny you mention 9/11, because I have thought since it happened that if we were anything other than fucked that Jan 6 would have been a 9/11 style moment in terms of galvanization of the country, and everybody but the absolute nuttiest of the nutty would have been like “ok, that’s enough, fuck Trump and his followers”.

Counterpoint: cult 

14 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Like who’s fucking whom?

Haha, no more in terms of attraction/relationships.  I make the elementary and probably wrong assumption that bears like cubs and vice versa, like tops like bottoms, etc.  Of course, I realize gay relationships are as manifold as hetero ones.  But if you're going to bother adopting a "persona" like "bear," then you might thing some superficiality comes along with that.

Of course, maybe bear is a label attached to hairy mesomorphs, whether they adopt the "bear lifestyle" or not.  Like, in my younger days, I might have been described as a Twink as a not very hairy ectomorph.  But I'm not gay, effeminate, or probably not that cute, but I still might be a twink.

This is such a classic derail, I love it.  Thanks for the insight.

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Counterpoint: cult 

Right.  The takeaway was that the “absolute nuttiest of the nutty” makes up like 35% of the country, and another 15% are either evil or too lazy to vote under even the most dire circumstances.

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