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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The Branch Davidians stopped being a problem when Koresh died because pretty much all of them died with him.

There's a chance that the GOP shifts back to something saner if Trump loses again or, more likely, when he finally dies. And there's a good chance nobody can really step into his shoes and politically organize the same forces that he did. But they're mainstream now. "Conservatism" is Trumpism and many of them want violence.  They're not going to deradicalize. Our best hope is probably that a group of them further radicalizes as their ability to win elections shrinks, that they attempt a violent coup, and that they all get killed.  Because the alternative is probably a very long campaign of "lone wolf" style terrorism that we all just live with.

A ton of Lone Wolf style terrorism, over and over, might be one of the few things that actually move people back towards the fact that these losers are insane. But it can't be mass shootings. They're all indifferent to those, and they'll take their usual "2nd amendment" and "harden everything" stance. It's going to have to be oklahoma city shit. And it will have to be public things like sporting events. They won't care if 10 synagogues are bombed. 

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1 minute ago, Horn75 said:

You’re a man voting for Kamala Harris 😂😂😂 shut the fuck up bitch. Get this account crowd sourced, I’ll create another one and come back in 3 months to see you cucks crying 

Why is a man voting for a woman something one should be ashamed of?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Why is a man voting for a woman something one should be ashamed of?

Because of who she is and what she stands for?

Just now, Horn75 said:

Because of who she is and what she stands for?

What are those things, and why does gender specifically matter?

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You are one weak, pathetic, stupid motherfucker.  Likely scared of your own shadow @Horn75

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You’re a man voting for Kamala Harris [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] shut the fuck up bitch. Get this account crowd sourced, I’ll create another one and come back in 3 months to see you cucks crying when “dotard” is in office 

When you’re definitely winning the argument.
50 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It's like a $10k fine.  He doesn't care.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

What are those things, and why does gender specifically matter?

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

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4 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

I’ll neg anything on here having my old account banned cause I had a different opinion from you communists 

You negged a post about the aftermath of my wife’s miscarriage. Go outside and touch grass, old man. 

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It's like a $10k fine.  He doesn't care.

If it's a federal crime they should charge him, then revoke his security clearance. 

1 minute ago, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

Everything in this post is wrong, with the exception of South Austin's mom being a filthy whore. 

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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

You negged a post about the aftermath of my wife’s miscarriage. Go outside and touch grass, old man. 

immortal is the biggest piece of shit on a site that includes Johnny Sack. Best just to let him wallow in his anger from the shadows.

32 minutes ago, Pancho said:

glad to see her and her team are preparing for this

 

She should say "Here's the thing.  Whether he concedes or not, I just don't give a shit."

The Troll under the bridge : r/midjourney

 

What's the rule, class? 

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Just now, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

You YOU specifically said "You are a man voting for Kamala Harris." 

I didn't bring up gender, you did. I literally asked a question. Did you not mean to specify gender?

Why does she have no business running this country? She's been an AD of the largest state, a Senator, and now a VP. She's one of the more qualified candidates in ages.

What does sucking dick have to do with anything about being a competent executive? I hope all women in positions of power suck dick, because that means they're probably not mentally inflexible fucking prudes.

She has lots of policies, they are all outlined on her website. And they're pretty specific. 

Ther was a border deal that R's scuttled, that was written by the GOP. 

How is she going to moderate free speech? Please cite sources. 

4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Tell that to the assholes at my gym that put on Fox News Every Fucking Day. I can mostly avoid except for a few machines.

Could be worse, once walked into the gym I was a member of and most of the TV's were tuned to OAN....think I canceled my membership a month or two later...

7 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

"No policies"

*states a border policy*

The aristocrats!

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7 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

gosh, why do women seem to be running from the R party?

I didn't realize the political betting site Nate Silver shills for on behalf of Peter Thiel only accepts bets from people who reside OUTSIDE of the US. The Financial Times today has an informative article about the evidence that it's being manipulated by foreign bad actors.

https://archive.ph/vweTG

Now we just need someone to dig into why 538 is manipulating data to skew the polling average in favor of a diabetes ridden fascist with Alzheimer's. 

 

 

14 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

You’re a man voting for Kamala Harris 😂😂😂 shut the fuck up bitch. Get this account crowd sourced, I’ll create another one and come back in 3 months to see you cucks crying when “dotard” is in office 

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Three months and we can expect to do this again?

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9 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You negged a post about the aftermath of my wife’s miscarriage. Go outside and touch grass, old man. 

Fatwa worthy imho.

@Horn75 You did this to yourself.

33 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Stop me if you've heard this, but the word is Pennsylvania.

Look around. We don't. We're past the point of no return on that. Even if Harris wins this election, Democrats and their coalition aare going to have to hold the line every time. Obviously it will break at some point, be it in 2024, 28, 32, whatever. And when it does we'll get Project XXXX.

Hate to say it, but this is right.

I feel like the most we can do is buy a few years of relative peace and sanity before the end comes crashing down in 4, or 8, or 12 years.

I'm 48.  I'm just hoping this country can hold on until I'm 60 and I can retire in any of about 40 better options.

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

I didn't realize the political betting site Nate Silver shills for on behalf of Peter Thiel only accepts bets from people who reside OUTSIDE of the US. The Financial Times today has an informative article about the evidence that it's being manipulated by foreign bad actors.

https://archive.ph/vweTG

Now we just need someone to dig into why 538 is manipulating data to skew the polling average in favor of a diabetes ridden fascist with Alzheimer's. 

 

 

538 is not manipulating anything. It’s garbage in, garbage out. Spam a bunch of right wing polls and it’s all you have for the model 

13 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

Lol. You negged my original post asking about gender, even though it's plain as day in my post you quoted in the post above. 

I'm answering you very basic questions, not antagonistcally at all, and you're just throwing around negs and literally claiming you didn't say things you said, verifiably. 

I've asked you if you didn't mean to specify gender specifically in your post. And you can't even answer simple questions. 

You really are Aggie. 

15 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

Sir, once again, this is a Wendy’s. 

35 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

See, I don't believe this. Politicians, above all else, are cockroaches. IF Trump gets his ass kicked in two weeks again, and MAGA candidates in purple states keep getting their teeth kicked in, the GOP will have to adapt. Look how much they're tried to distance themselves from Project 2025 WITH 100% MAGA support.

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Temple popo arrested the violent magatard who shot up a couple DNC offices

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4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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You know what Republicans hate even more than not getting to be hateful, misogynistic, evangelical, lying sacks of shit in the wide open? Losing elections.

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7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like the most we can do is buy a few years of relative peace and sanity before the end comes crashing down in 4, or 8, or 12 years.

All the more reason why structural reform that better enables majorities to craft policy should be the #1 Harris priority.  
 

You can’t “fix” things if a nihilistic minority is empowered to put the breaks on everything, or you need to have a rare moment when all of the levers of power are in the hands of your party.  The GOP should want this, too, if there are any left capable of acting in good faith.  

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26 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

You’re a man voting for Kamala Harris 😂😂😂 shut the fuck up bitch. Get this account crowd sourced, I’ll create another one and come back in 3 months to see you cucks crying when “dotard” is in office 

hey, quick side note, before you burn through another username, can you run over to ipihb and post some more porn of your wife?

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You know what Republicans hate even more than not getting to be hateful, misogynistic, evangelical, lying sacks of shit in the wide open? Losing elections.

This. Their #1 goal is to win. 

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1 minute ago, sidis said:

hey, quick side note, before you burn through another username, can you run over to ipihb and post some more porn of your wife?

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21 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

 

This is the sort of issue I always have. I mean I get you think she is the inferior candidate, but then you just spout a bunch of nonsense that I know is false. It kind of makes it difficult to even have a discussion when the other team just seems to live in a different world than I do. 

It would be one thing if we all agreed on the basic facts but just had different ideas about how to address them. We can debate that. But I don't know what to do with this.

7 minutes ago, sidis said:

hey, quick side note, before you burn through another username, can you run over to ipihb and post some more porn of your wife?

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6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You know what Republicans hate even more than not getting to be hateful, misogynistic, evangelical, lying sacks of shit in the wide open? Losing elections.

 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This. Their #1 goal is to win. 

you're both totally right. they've been losing elections consistently since 2018 and look where we are.

every republican on the ballot is kissing his ass and parroting his shit on tv. when they lose, you think they'll start a revolution to force him out of the party?

here's a cheat sheet, they won't. they'll get primaried or change professions. you kiss the ring or find something else to do. it will be like this until he dies.

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I had a right-winger in my class a few years ago. He wanted to give a Persuasive speech on why we should fight back because our free speech rights are under attack. First, the topic was phrased horribly. Second, me being that mofo, I decided to play along. I asked him “can you name the bill, and the politician who put forward that bill, that is currently on the house floor which, if passed, the result would be the limiting of or taking away of our free speech?” And of course he couldn’t answer.

Later that evening, I emailed the class that we would changed the lecture for the next class period. When they walked it, the new lecture was on the power point: “How free speech and public speaking really work—really.”

 

Radical right wing talking points can be fun to engage with—sometimes (Sorry this was in response to immortal before he got his iPad taken away)

52 minutes ago, Red Five said:

People laugh now at Trump's "STOP THE COUNT!" tweet. That was a sitting president saying out loud he wanted to throw out votes that hadn't been counted yet. He also tried to declare victory while votes were still being counted. Yet another absolutely fucking bonkers thing he's done that just gets shrugged off now. 

LOL at that dipshit @Horn75 getting his snowflake panties in a twist at you stating simple facts

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  It could be video evidence of him killing babies and it wouldn't matter.  We are through the looking glass.

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I blame him for most things.

Yep. Dude is such a POS.

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11 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You know what Republicans hate even more than not getting to be hateful, misogynistic, evangelical, lying sacks of shit in the wide open? Losing elections.

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I had a right-winger in my class a few years ago. He wanted to give a Persuasive speech on why we should fight back because our free speech rights are under attack. First, the topic was phrased horribly. Second, me being that mofo, I decided to play along. I asked him “can you name the bill, and the politician who put forward that bill, that is currently on the house floor which, if passed, the result would be the limiting of taking away of our free speech?” And of course he couldn’t answer.

Later that evening, I emailed the class that we would changed the lecture for the next class period. When they walked it, the new lecture was on the power point: “How free speech public speaking really work—really.”

 

Radical right wing talking points can be fun to engage with—sometimes (Sorry this was in response to immortal before he got his iPad taken away)

They don't give a damn if Trump loses as long as Trump's presence helps THEM win. They rely on MAGA to win primaries and get elected - especially when Trump is on the ballot.

ETA - what we're seeing this cycle is a lot of GOP candidates underperforming Trump. MAGA isn't voting for them - only Trump.

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

you're both totally right. they've been losing elections consistently since 2018 and look where we are.

 

They will if he loses again. They tried after 2020. 

However, I truly hope they hitch their wagon to 82 year old Trump in 2028. 

Just now, Js1 said:

 I truly hope they hitch their wagon to 82 year old Trump in 2028. 

Dream scenario for a possible incumbent Kamala.

30 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Here we go again. You bringing up gender, not me. Go fuck yourself

she has no business running this country 

she sucked more dick than south Austin’s mom to get to where she is

no policies 

open border 

She’s gonna moderate free speech 

Nice GOP talking points.

Any original thoughts?

I think when Trump loses this time, those who want to move on from him are going to let loose with a flood of behind-the-scenes stories about how badly Trump is deteriorating. Like the stories about Biden, but much more humiliating (he's pretty obviously shitting himself, for one).  And he's not really in good enough shape to rebut them convincingly. 

Obviously, there will be a ton of MAGA freaks who just don't believe them and he won't really lose power until someone else takes his supporters from him, but the public pressure will worsen his deterioration. I think the odds are better than even now that he's dead by the time 2028 rolls around.  

37 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

You’re a man voting for Kamala Harris 😂😂😂 shut the fuck up bitch. Get this account crowd sourced, I’ll create another one and come back in 3 months to see you cucks crying when “dotard” is in office 

Seems like a fair request

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Ted Cruz would lock his daughters in a room with Trump if it meant he had his support.

Didn't his daughter pass away a couple of years ago? Or am I thinking of a different poster? I have to imagine that breaks you. It would for me. 

 

Edit: meant to quote in regards to immortal or whatever the current username is. 

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Quoted the wrong post

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