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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I didn’t give a runny fuck about politics until that orange shitbird came to power.  Then I felt kind of forced to start paying attention and having informed opinions.  I am hopeful that after January, politics will become boring again and I can go back to not thinking about them at all, much less 24/7 like I am now.

 

It would bring me great joy to never post in this forum again.

They are not going away. The people that want to take away your porn are on a mission from their god. Vote in school boards. Those bitches want to ban books. The GOP wants to take the money out of the pocket of public schools.

Leo isn't quitting. Those billionaires with agendas are not going to quit.

Don't you either. Stay and fight 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

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If Kamala is that clever, she deserves to be president. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

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Step 1: Hire a comedian to deliver a racist joke for your base.

Step 2: Have one of your henchmen declare it was a plant by the real racist, your opponent.

Step 3: Sell some merch.  Dolla dolla bill, y'all.

Step 4: Incite Civil War 2.0 to seize power so you can pardon yourself.

 

I mean, it really is an amazing business plan.

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

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dammit, I meant to declare my prediction that they would say he was a soros or kamala plant or some bullshit. simply and utterly predictable at this point

Edit/ Pancho beat me to it

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

35 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Honest question - Why does the GOP have this last minute obsession with the transgender in schools subject? That seems to be the sudden focus of every political ad on TV and spam texts.

I get that it’s a cheap scare tactic but the only reason I can see that they would run with this is because they think it plays well with undecided voters. Why that topic and not immigration or the economy? Is America that dumb that one party thinks the key to winning a presidential election is to convince people their children may go to school and get a sex change? Or that inmates are getting sex changes in prison and this is the thing our country needs to worry about?

I mean, let’s see, we have immigration, the economy, a housing crisis, climate change, abortion, gun violence, Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Gaza, and China. But one party wants everyone to stress out over unauthorized sex changes at school.

That sound you hear is the Trump campaign in full panic mode, trying to drive up the negatives of Harris in a desperate attempt to stifle voter turnout. Take that and add it to Trump bitching at Fox News while he sits on his fat red ass, and you have even more evidence of how desperate and angry they are. That's all it is. They have no secret formula and no ideas. They are just trying to keep things close so they can try their bullshit in the courts after they lose the election count. 

If Kamala is that clever, she deserves to be president. 

Yea this is the same as when Sleepy Joe was also the greatest “criminal” mastermind in the world.
28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Any chance Trump would throw Henchcliffe under the bus? Would love nothing more than to see another example of what happens when you kiss his ass just to be thrown away when you no longer are useful to him. Loyalty means nothing to him, less than nothing, and we need more examples of fafo.

Only a matter of time now

 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What happened here?

https://apnews.com/article/vote-ballot-drop-box-democracy-fire-f66c52f774955106fb9e7c8172825cff

 

But within a few hours, another fire was discovered at a transit center drop box across the Columbia River in Vancouver. Vancouver is the biggest city in Washington’s 3rd Congressional District, the site of what is expected to be one of the closest U.S. House races in the country, between first-term Democratic Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and Republican challenger Joe Kent.

The Puerto Rico thing is double nice because it both offends huge swaths of voters and causes Trump to back down, which offends the rest of his voters. 

https://apnews.com/article/vote-ballot-drop-box-democracy-fire-f66c52f774955106fb9e7c8172825cff
 
But within a few hours, another fire was discovered at a transit center drop box across the Columbia River in Vancouver. Vancouver is the biggest city in Washington’s 3rd Congressional District, the site of what is expected to be one of the closest U.S. House races in the country, between first-term Democratic Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and Republican challenger Joe Kent.

How do they cure this? Special election?
1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:


How do they cure this? Special election?

Only 2 ballots were damaged and the voters have already been contacted, per reports. 

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If the excuse is that he’s a roast comedian, there should still be some context and presented in a humorous way. You don’t just go up and say “Nikki Glaser is a slut and her vagina smells like trash.” That’s all his joke was “Puerto Rico is a floating pile of trash, lol.” He deserves to be shit on for being unfunny if nothing else.

16 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Sure, but they could at least attempt to focus on the economy or immigration. Both of those are legit concerns for many Americans and areas where the GOP could at least pretend to have an edge. Instead, they are hammering us with sex changes at school.

 

let me tell you about the scorpion and the toad…

7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I could probably make a case that the young white male "Rogan" crowd has increased over the last few years, but 1) that's probably the least reliable demographic (when it comes to accomplishing anything, not just voting) in the country and 2) no way it more than offsets stories like the one you present.

 

7 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Racist, misogynistic, homophobes turning 18?

The kill tony guy was a featured speaker at msg for Trump a week following trump going on rogan - that shit isn't a mistake. they are going hard after the Andrew tate demo and I do think the popularity for kill Tony, rogan, and the rest of the merry incel farmers is growing among young males

3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


How do they cure this? Special election?

I dunno. Haven't heard anything yet. Not sure how you could back check. I guess it could be done 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This goes to 52-46 if you go by LVs as people who say they intend to vote. Turnout will make all the difference. And KH-TW's side shows all signs of being much more engaged and motivated. edit - also it doesn't include new registrants and those are -- what -- 2/3 for KH?

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10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Only a matter of time now

 

imagine taking fire from peter fucking navarro lolol. 

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

 

The kill tony guy was a featured speaker at msg for Trump a week following trump going on rogan - that shit isn't a mistake. they are going hard after the Andrew tate demo and I do think the popularity for kill Tony, rogan, and the rest of the merry incel farmers is growing among young males

relying on males 18-29 to win an election? 

shoulda asked the Dems how that typically works out for them.

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

This goes to 52-46 if you go by LVs as people who say they intend to vote. Turnout will make all the difference. And KH-TW's side shows all signs of being much more engaged and motivated. 

I think when this is all said and done, the mainstream media will have a lot to answer for.

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

relying on males 18-29 to win an election? 

shoulda asked the Dems how that typically works out for them.

The two of them in my small office aren’t even registered to vote

21 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I didn’t give a runny fuck about politics until that orange shitbird came to power.  Then I felt kind of forced to start paying attention and having informed opinions.  I am hopeful that after January, politics will become boring again and I can go back to not thinking about them at all, much less 24/7 like I am now.

 

It would bring me great joy to never post in this forum again.

Amen, amen, amen. I’m with ya brother. But until then I will take every opportunity to shit on trumpkins.

Considering sending a sibling the Lincoln Project Trump/Hitler video. Knowing it may end our relationship. 

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If the excuse is that he’s a roast comedian, there should still be some context and presented in a humorous way. You don’t just go up and say “Nikki Glaser is a slut and her vagina smells like trash.” That’s all his joke was “Puerto Rico is a floating pile of trash, lol.” He deserves to be shit on for being unfunny if nothing else.

Plus, insult material is for an audience that knows it’s a roast and chose to participate.  Or at least knows it’s a comedy show.  Dumb of them to book him, dumb of him to not tone down his set to the audience he knows he’s getting. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I think when this is all said and done, the mainstream media will have a lot to answer for.

Agreed. But they won't. The billionaire media cartel needs to be broken up. 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

70k is one hell of a sample.

They almost certainly had more likely voters from Philadelphia in their national poll than TIPP had in their recent Pennsylvania poll. 

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I dunno. Haven't heard anything yet. Not sure how you could back check. I guess it could be done 

If it was my drop box, I’d have a good idea based on not getting a text that something happened. I’m sure there’s a provisional I could execute, or even they invalidate the original bar code associated with me and I get a fresh one. 
 

mail/drop box voting does require a small amount of follow up if you want to make sure your vote counts. 

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um, where do i get that shirt?

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Because of where Elon is on the autism spectrum, he may have difficulty managing emotions and may show few emotions. He may also have trouble understanding emotions, and grasping social cues, which seems to be the case with him

More like where he is on the “piece of shit” spectrum. 

27 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

He said he's "a Christian" -- there's your answer.

Sadly no the most unchristian people ever were christians.

2 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Ah Spokompton.....

Spoklahoma.

Spokane is actually a pleasant enough purply-blue city with some excellent golf courses that always seems on the cusp of boom or collapse, and never does either. I have a lot of family history there; g-g-grandparents moved there 125 years ago with their little girl, who grew up and married there and had my grandmother (all three houses they lived in are still there). They all eventually moved to Seattle, though. /csb

The drive from Montana to Spoke isn't bad; it's pretty much through the Rockies the whole way, albeit not the super-scenic parts. It's the drive west from Spokane to Ellensburg that seriously sucks for this part of the country.

38 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Now I’m flummoxed 

Antifa only drives Subarus 

heh…I’m all in for watching MAGA thugs street battle Satan’s minions.  

38 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I didn’t give a runny fuck about politics until that orange shitbird came to power.  Then I felt kind of forced to start paying attention and having informed opinions.  I am hopeful that after January, politics will become boring again and I can go back to not thinking about them at all, much less 24/7 like I am now..

Enough of you did that so he was able to come to Power.  It was not by accident.   The Danica Patrick never-paid-attention-and-never-voted-before plan is what made Trump attractive to a whole lot of people and pushed him over the line.  

And I’m not trying to be insulting, but those people were so ignorant they just didn’t have an reference to tell them what bullshit it was.   I respectfully advise that you reconsider your plan to check out again.

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46 minutes ago, Nuge said:

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Suspect drives a volvo and has been linked to the Portland and Vancouver drop box fires.

Wait. Incredulity told us that no one drives to commit crimes. AND NOW WE LEARN THE SAME VEHICLE DROVE TO MULTIPLE LOCATIONS TO COMMIT THE SAME CRIME TWICE!?!?

 

what am I supposed to believe!?!?!

25 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If the excuse is that he’s a roast comedian, there should still be some context and presented in a humorous way. You don’t just go up and say “Nikki Glaser is a slut and her vagina smells like trash.” That’s all his joke was “Puerto Rico is a floating pile of trash, lol.” He deserves to be shit on for being unfunny if nothing else.

Not to defend that sack of shit but it was a play on the discussion around the “Great Pacific Garbage Patch” which is often referred to as an floating island of garbage that is so-and-so large.

46 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I didn’t give a runny fuck about politics until that orange shitbird came to power.  Then I felt kind of forced to start paying attention and having informed opinions.  I am hopeful that after January, politics will become boring again and I can go back to not thinking about them at all, much less 24/7 like I am now.

 

It would bring me great joy to never post in this forum again.

Preach.  I'd love to stop being so involved with politics.  I thought we cleared that hurdle in 2020 but here we are again...

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

It would have been nice if he could have also insulted Cubans. 

But he did, just not in name. He insulted everyone who is not "American" in his eyes. That would be how I would be talking about it as Harris. Oh Mexican, your next.

 

49 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

honest answer - because their policies suck and are generally unpopular.

also it's not last minute. fear and obstruction is all they know.

Yeah I have been enjoying "no balls in women's sports" signs for months. 

It's not new.

 

30 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


How do they cure this? Special election?

I think they have to give it to the incumbent. It’s really the only fair thing to do at this point. 

 

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Antifa only drives Subarus 


 

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2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Preach.  I'd love to stop being so involved with politics.  I thought we cleared that hurdle in 2020 but here we are again...

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Y’all should go spend time with our newest nationalized citizens and see what they are told about their obligations as a new American citizen and keeping themselves informed on issues when they go to vote.

39 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Only a matter of time now

Never heard of him! Sad

 

7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Enough of you did that so he was able to come to Power.  It was not by accident.   The Danica Patrick never-paid-attention-and-never-voted-before plan is what made Trump attractive to a whole lot of people and pushed him over the line.  

And I’m not trying to be insulting, but those people were so ignorant they just didn’t have an reference to tell them what bullshit it was.   I respectfully advise that you reconsider your plan to check out again.

I won't answer for Snake, but I'll stay engaged to the point I research issues and candidates before I vote.  But I never want to be THIS engaged in politics every again in my life.

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If it was my drop box, I’d have a good idea based on not getting a text that something happened. I’m sure there’s a provisional I could execute, or even they invalidate the original bar code associated with me and I get a fresh one. 
 

mail/drop box voting does require a small amount of follow up if you want to make sure your vote counts. 

update/correction - many ballots destroyed in Vancouver. Only 2 in Portland.

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Vancouver by the way was the staging point for the nazis who'd regularly commute to Portland to try to stir up trouble, until they got their asses whooped. They'd all meet in their fascist friend's Vancouver basement apartment before carpooling to Portland. Lots of white supremacist types like @incredulity live there. 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

oh dang. 

Now that is a damn good ad.

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