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Posted
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Better get used to roller food my man.  

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19 minutes ago, heso said:

100k of them are in Allentown alone which is now majority hispanic as of the last census. 

Billy Joel didn't mention the hispanics. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Billy Joel didn't mention the hispanics. 

Because in 1980 they were only 5% of the population. 

Posted
Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Paraguay

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

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Posted
11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Just go to the closest one. 

Its Wednesday all day for celebration. The longer you stay the better the celebration. Would be awesome for someone to go from open to close at one haha. 

Tuesday can be warmup day, but it can't be a proper celebration if you don't know the result yet. 

So back in 03 I had a buddy pick me up and we went to Chilis and we get there around 11:30. I ended up knowing the bartender and didn’t want to leave when he was ready to at 4. I stayed until 9 pm and an enormous heavy lady ended up driving me home. I was around 24 at the time and had just moved back home for a minute and I remember the disappointment on my mom’s face when she peaked through the window to see who was dropping me off. 

 

I also learned that the bottomless chips and salsa aren’t bottomless. They made me order another one around 6 pm. 

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Posted
Just now, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

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When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

How would they fucking know?

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Posted
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt. 

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Applebee's.

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horngrad beat me to it.
Posted
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

I didn’t go anywhere the day after the 2016 election because I was still way too drunk to drive.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The cruise line says I can’t smoke my cigars on my balcony.

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When Harris goes over 300 EV’s Tuesday I’m gonna light one up regardless.  

 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

How would they fucking know?

Duh, his "I Voted" sticker

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Were you 17? Because going to a place that didn’t have a bar fucking blowing my mind man. 

Seriously this. If I ain’t drinking I ain’t eating. 

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14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hmmm, Rockwall or Wylie Chili's?

Not even a question Rockwall with the tears that will be shed there. I’d almost rather you go to the brewery on 205 or one of the popular spots just to lap it up. Fuck that county

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brisket’s 

He throws a casual, annual 100-plus person party, so he should be able to handle a few dozen depressed internet degenerates. And I'm willing to bet the bar will be fully stocked.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we're all going to fucking Chili's if Harris wins, where in the world are we going if she loses?

Chili’s, for twice as long. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

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I’ll be at chilis for happy hour Tuesday at 1604 and potranco next to the Costco. 
 

What SA’s are gonna join me?

 

 

who was the guy that said he’d either eat a McRib or shove one up his ass is Urban was hired?

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Posted
Just now, Baboontyme said:

If she wins fuck it I'll go to Chili's. I hate Chili's. Maybe I'll make my kids go with me after school. 

Yeah, already planning on at least picking it up for dinner Wednesday 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

Kyle field 

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