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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I was just thinking how funny it would be if Trump surprised everyone and conceded around midnight tomorrow night. "I would like to congratulate my opponent, President-elect Harris, on running a great campaign...." 

Our brains can't even imagine it happening. Like trying to imagine what infinity looks like. Something literally everyone except him has done. 

 

Oh, it's a possibility.  If she is just running the table and looks like she is going to get 350+, he (in theory, mind you) could concede in hopes of maybe getting a pardon from a President Harris down the road.

That's the only scenario that I could see him doing that.

 

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5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I’ll take whatever this dude is smoking.

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That dude is huffing Fentanyl-strength hopium. I mean, Trump has a chance at winning -- I don't think he will -- but if he does, it will be by a razor-thin margin.

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

So they are already sharing fake screenshots from CNN showing Harris winning Texas.

CNN has come out and issued a statement saying it’s completely fucking fake.

Russians or maga? Why not both

Or it’s their internal polling showing Texas flipping or coming close to it, so they are spreading this stuff to cast doubt.  It’s what I would do in their place .

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well i just spent an hour catching up on this thread and man, y'all talk about some stupid shit. can we please not lose focus?

when you're ordering your chili's chicken ranch sandwich, and i cannot stress this enough, tell your server to bring you the buffalo sauce and ranch on the side. if you don't, they will pour it on for you, and it will be a soggy mess.

let's be safe out there.

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, it's a possibility.  If she is just running the table and looks like she is going to get 350+, he (in theory, mind you) could concede in hopes of maybe getting a pardon from a President Harris down the road.

That's the only scenario I could him doing that.

 

“Attack, attack, attack; admit nothing, deny everything; no matter what happens, you claim victory and never admit defeat” - Trump mentor 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, it's a possibility.  If she is just running the table and looks like she is going to get 350+, he (in theory, mind you) could concede in hopes of maybe getting a pardon from a President Harris down the road.

That's the only scenario that I could see him doing that.

 

Brother I would love to spend 10 minutes on the planet you've been living on for the past decade or so. With all due respect. 

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Oh damn. I had forgotten about those. Last one I ate was years ago, at the Eagles Club in a dumpy midwest river town. 
Now I’m hungry for a pork tenderloin, a Busch on draft, and some old fashioned blue collar racism. 

Didi’s Downtown in Frisco has one called Hoosier Daddy on their menu once or twice a month. So big we split one and wash ‘em down with a Bloody Mary.
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6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, it's a possibility.  If she is just running the table and looks like she is going to get 350+, he (in theory, mind you) could concede in hopes of maybe getting a pardon from a President Harris down the road.

That's the only scenario I could him doing that.

 

I have also said before, I wouldn't be that surprised if there's been back channels in the last few days, or weeks, about a pardon in exchange for conceding he lost. 

Now, has/would Harris or Biden even entertain that offer or even take the calls is another story.  And I doubt it.  

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

If I am the Justice Department (or the States of New York or Georgia), I am getting his passport and impounding his plane the minute he fucking loses.

How do they just 'get' passports and impound planes at the state level?

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Someone's employer (Newsmax) is gonna be big mad he said this

 

Journalist Mark Halperin: From Madison Square Garden until yesterday, Trump has lost the info flow…Trump's event in Lancaster yesterday, which I went to, was one of the worst events I've ever seen him hold. He was tired, hoarse, he talked about election denialism, he made a joke about the press being shot…He spent the week insulting Blacks, Hispanics, and women…I think it might cost him the election…

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2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

How do they just 'get' passports and impound planes at the state level?

I believe he has sentencing on November 18th, and I believe they can demand his passport is surrendered while the case is on appeal as he is a flight risk.  Isn't he out on bond in GA anyway?  If he is deemed to be a flight risk, that could all change.

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21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s only three years younger than Dotard 

NSIAP

 

Richard Gere, a gay man from New York and his pet squirrel walk into a bar. Who owes who a beer?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, it's a possibility.  If she is just running the table and looks like she is going to get 350+, he (in theory, mind you) could concede in hopes of maybe getting a pardon from a President Harris down the road.

That's the only scenario I could him doing that.

 

I just don't think he's capable. Even if he tried to do it, after about five seconds he'd be off script and screaming about how he only lost because it was rigged. 

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I have also said before, I wouldn't be that surprised if there's been back channels in the last few days, or weeks, about a pardon in exchange for conceding he lost. 

Now, has/would Harris or Biden even entertain that offer or even take the calls is another story.  And I doubt it.  

Large part of her initial campaign was not going soft on piece of shit criminals, so, agreed. 

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Large part of her initial campaign was not going soft on piece of shit criminals, so, agreed. 

She would not take the call.  Biden? Ugh, it worries me.  The whole elder statesman thing and he's done after January, so what does he care if he pardons Trump? 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

She would not take the call.  Biden? Ugh, it worries me.  The whole elder statesman thing and he's done after January, so what does he care if he pardons Trump? 

Biden might agree to pardon him in exchange for Trump moving to Russia. I hear there are plenty of windows there. 

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If your base is making deepfake videos of MLK and Michael Jordan “endorsing” your candidate, that tells me everything I need to know about how you feel about this election. 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

There is no way he is conceding. He will claim it was stolen and try to go to Russia if it looks like he might go to jail.

It's more likely he'll be in Russia by 5pm tomorrow and we never hear a word from him ever again until the Kremlin announces his death next year.

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Posted
4 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Only one of them has immunity under this SC. 

lol if you think this SCOTUS will be hearing anything regarding Biden if this shit goes sideways 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The bigger a Harris win is, the bigger the steal was.  C'mon guys and girls, you know this.

A landslide also makes his already stupid plan less likely to succeed so if the writing is on the wall early I can see him getting the fuck out and seeking refuge.

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8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She would not take the call.  Biden? Ugh, it worries me.  The whole elder statesman thing and he's done after January, so what does he care if he pardons Trump? 

this would be amazing. trump having to go beg biden for a pardon, like a child, his hands sticky from candy...

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Posted
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If harris wins tomorrow, espescially if she wins big, watching how Texags reactions is going to be fascinating, but mostly terrifying. 

You can go there now and see how the cult is reacting to last Saturday night and.....

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Posted (edited)

 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If harris wins tomorrow, espescially if she wins big, watching how Texags reactions is going to be fascinating, but mostly terrifying. 

There will be some accurate reflections about how they were bamboozled by Trump for a day or 2, but they will be happily talking about 2028 by the weekend.  No group is better at rebounding after defeats.

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Just had an interesting conversation with wife.

Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up

Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends.

Her: You are meeting randoms from the internet at Chili’s

Me: No, we are all going to different ones. You’re making this sound weird.

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I forgot my last response to her.


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Posted
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Generational Lab did a poll of college students in the 7 swing states 

+51 Harris (72-21)

Probably the least reliable voting bloc...

Posted
21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

well i just spent an hour catching up on this thread and man, y'all talk about some stupid shit. can we please not lose focus?

when you're ordering your chili's chicken ranch sandwich, and i cannot stress this enough, tell your server to bring you the buffalo sauce and ranch on the side. if you don't, they will pour it on for you, and it will be a soggy mess.

let's be safe out there.

What's better, the smash burger or the chicken ranch sandwich?

 

9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I criticized a post by Wasserman a few days ago and someone came to his defense. I remember him providing reliable and interesting information 4 years ago (could've been 8 years ago because in 2020 I turned to Bitecofer for info) but I swear the dude's brain is mush or he's outright trying to spin bullshit. To compare Black and Latin voters and indicate their voting interest is lagging in comparison to 2020 is misleading af. In 2020 only 63% of Blacks and 54% of Latinos voted, so their voting interest is actually higher this year, and in the case of Black voters it's 20% higher. Also in 2020 only 50% of 18 to 34s voted, so umm 52 > 50. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

We'll put a Ukranian army bounty on the mofo and they will hunt him down. 

Like a dog..  

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If this happens, it would fit the simulation perfectly. Actor turned President, hunts down actor turned President that is on the lamb. Directed by Michael Bay!

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36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, I went to the Google machine to see what that was all about. It's 2+ years old and in reference to him saying things like he'd give Trump a swift left hook, etc, that earned him a visit from the Secret Service. Got naked with Kim Basinger, Carre Otis and Marisa Tomei AND hates Trump ... 

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...and he loves, loves, loooves dogs! 🐶😊

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14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What would even be the point of a pardon? He'd just immediately break any deal they agreed to.

Correct.  There is no world where he would ever live up to his end of any deal.  So no deals.

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