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Last time I had Jack in the Crack tacos was about 15 years ago visiting a friend in San Diego. The hotel lobby bathroom did not survive in one piece.

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Well, I mean, nice shirt and all, but the law is the law.

That wouldn't be considered electioneering. His post was more of a "tough shit for her" vibe.

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53 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

20 minute wait here in Tulsa to vote in person.  Oklahoma has early voting really clamped down.  Only four days and only two sites.  Two hour wait times were common.

Biggest turnout the precinct workers have ever seen, they ran out of "I voted" stickers at 10:30am.  He said there was already a line to vote when they opened at 7am.

Several olds, but a lot of younger voters, more than I've ever seen, and some smoking hot, blue-wearing women.  Mrs. TeeDubya was with me, so I wasn't going ask if they needed their ballot box stuffed.

Same story here in NW OKC. Only one early voting site in all of Canadian Co., so the wife and I put it off until today. Took about an hour. Shockingly civil and without any sort of MAGA performative dipshittery.

Kinda gave me a little hope, but that can be ripped away pretty easily enough around here. 

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Shirt doesn't appear to refer to any candidate, ballot proposition, or party. 

Yeah, it's not like he's doing the "Horns down" while the Aggies play McNeese State.

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39 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You and me both brother.  My cousin's husband is an SBC preacher way out in West Texas.  I've been trying to convert him for years.  Whenever I bring up any of the many varied and problematic outright contradictions of tfg, his pat response is "God works in mysterious ways, still voting for tfg." On occasion I'll get "He may yet be redeemed."  It's very difficult to argue with "God" and come out on top.  So maybe my conversation rate is closer to 2/4.  Still, it hasn't been for lack of trying. 

you should tell him this reminds you of the God sending the drowning guy two boats joke.    Sometimes God wants a little less faith and a little more common sense that the creator gave you.

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2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

1.  Drove by the main polling place in the Woodlands during lunch.   There were a half dozen people waiving large Harris/Walz flags at the entrances and another 3-4 at the Democrat tent.  Nary a Republican to be seen.

2.  Why the fuck is DJT stock up 15% today?

their echo chamber is still confident in a trump blowout. betting markets are pretty even, maybe have ticked up a bit for trump (they all lean right).

no good reason, and the market will be closed by the time the bad news hits. get your put orders in now.

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4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

“I would like this many tacos” 

*fans out $7*
 

- me, high af at the campus jitb 20 years ago

I used to work close to a Pancho's on Burnet Road in Austin.  They had a to-go counter up front.  "Beef" tacos were 4 for $1.  I used to get 8 of them at lunch.  It was always a crap shoot (pun intended) as to how often I would have to hit the shitter in the next 3-4 hours.

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13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I have it on good authority Harlingen will knock Westlake out of the playoffs

Inshallah!

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Jack Probiotic also sounding the alarm on turnout 

Impossible:

 

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4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

1.  Drove by the main polling place in the Woodlands during lunch.   There were a half dozen people waiving large Harris/Walz flags at the entrances and another 3-4 at the Democrat tent.  Nary a Republican to be seen.

2.  Why the fuck is DJT stock up 15% today?

Did you at least have Perry's for lunch?

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49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I will be the founder of the Church of Selzer if she called this 

 

Of course she's going to be reasonably close to correct. She's the only one of these people actually controlling for bias in her sampling and aggregation. 

All the other shit that's been thrown out there is nonsense. 

Don't worry about much today, the only way this doesn't go to Harris is if the republicans figured out a way to corrupt the actual voting numbers in these swing states. But I think they would have to do it in at least 3 or 4. They're evil enough to try but not smart enough to get it done without being caught. 

Remember, any republican with brains bailed on this shit show after the insurrection. That's why there's no one left in that campaign with any intelligence or discipline, and trump spent the last 2 weeks calling Puerto Ricans garbage, dressing up in garbage man cosplay, and acting like his microphone was Putin's shrimpy dick. 

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Shirt doesn't appear to refer to any candidate, ballot proposition, or party. 

agree. It is wondrously vague while still telling you what side he is on.

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Just now, Hermanator said:

Don't worry about much today, the only way this doesn't go to Harris is if the republicans figured out a way to corrupt the actual voting numbers in these swing states. But I think they would have to do it in at least 3 or 4. They're evil enough to try but not smart enough to get it done without being caught. 

 


let’s not start this shit

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1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Helobious is what happens when Jade and Rocko procreate. 

Oh man, why do you wanna do my girl Jade like that?   Her first time chili attempt is a legendary shaggy meme, but as a poster and a person she was good people. 

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So I live in Montgomery County.  My lone regret was not getting one of the tea party voting recommendations papers on my way into the booth.  Would have liked to know who not to vote for in the smaller, local races.

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Inshallah!

Impossible:

 

It's wild that we're at a place where everything that the richest man in the world--who owns one of the largest social gathering platforms in the world, who has billions upon billions in military contracts, who has as much access to information an almost anyone on the planet--says is absolutely propaganda bullshit.

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Just now, aggie08 said:

It's wild that we're at a place where everything that the richest man in the world--who owns one of the largest social gathering platforms in the world, who has billions upon billions in military contracts, who has as much access to information an almost anyone on the planet--says is absolutely propaganda bullshit.

 

And is going to hang out with his new bestie, a candidate, and give that candidate direct access to the social media platform he owns.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I have it on good authority Harlingen will knock Westlake out of the playoffs

We’re going D2, Westlake is going D1. Chaps got lucky this year

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh man, why do you wanna do my girl Jade like that?   Her first time chili attempt is a legendary shaggy meme, but as a poster and a person she was good people. 

Not too sure about that, I believe she went all in on maga, maybe that was someone else but I think it was her. 

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7 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's all the proof you need that Harris is a vessel of hope and positivity.

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She made Hillary and Bill touch each other and smile for the first time since 1998!

 

Bill >>> Arnold Palmer cock.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Walking up to Lincoln Memorial to spend some time with the Great Emancipator.

Will post pics in a bit.

i read the first sentence in sufjan's voice and now that catchy ass song is in my head

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not too sure about that, I believe she went all in on maga, maybe that was someone else but I think it was her. 

I don’t really recall seeing her post in CR, so it’s possible she expressed those views in some threads I don’t frequent. mostly it sounded harsh sentencing her to procreate with Rocco. But who knows, maybe she had a thing for guys with price tags on their sports coat

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