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Posted
13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I have it on good authority Harlingen will knock Westlake out of the playoffs

Inshallah!

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Jack Probiotic also sounding the alarm on turnout 

Impossible:

 

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4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

1.  Drove by the main polling place in the Woodlands during lunch.   There were a half dozen people waiving large Harris/Walz flags at the entrances and another 3-4 at the Democrat tent.  Nary a Republican to be seen.

2.  Why the fuck is DJT stock up 15% today?

Did you at least have Perry's for lunch?

Posted
49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I will be the founder of the Church of Selzer if she called this 

 

Of course she's going to be reasonably close to correct. She's the only one of these people actually controlling for bias in her sampling and aggregation. 

All the other shit that's been thrown out there is nonsense. 

Don't worry about much today, the only way this doesn't go to Harris is if the republicans figured out a way to corrupt the actual voting numbers in these swing states. But I think they would have to do it in at least 3 or 4. They're evil enough to try but not smart enough to get it done without being caught. 

Remember, any republican with brains bailed on this shit show after the insurrection. That's why there's no one left in that campaign with any intelligence or discipline, and trump spent the last 2 weeks calling Puerto Ricans garbage, dressing up in garbage man cosplay, and acting like his microphone was Putin's shrimpy dick. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Shirt doesn't appear to refer to any candidate, ballot proposition, or party. 

agree. It is wondrously vague while still telling you what side he is on.

Posted
Just now, Hermanator said:

Don't worry about much today, the only way this doesn't go to Harris is if the republicans figured out a way to corrupt the actual voting numbers in these swing states. But I think they would have to do it in at least 3 or 4. They're evil enough to try but not smart enough to get it done without being caught. 

 


let’s not start this shit

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1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Helobious is what happens when Jade and Rocko procreate. 

Oh man, why do you wanna do my girl Jade like that?   Her first time chili attempt is a legendary shaggy meme, but as a poster and a person she was good people. 

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So I live in Montgomery County.  My lone regret was not getting one of the tea party voting recommendations papers on my way into the booth.  Would have liked to know who not to vote for in the smaller, local races.

Posted
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Inshallah!

Impossible:

 

It's wild that we're at a place where everything that the richest man in the world--who owns one of the largest social gathering platforms in the world, who has billions upon billions in military contracts, who has as much access to information an almost anyone on the planet--says is absolutely propaganda bullshit.

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Just now, aggie08 said:

It's wild that we're at a place where everything that the richest man in the world--who owns one of the largest social gathering platforms in the world, who has billions upon billions in military contracts, who has as much access to information an almost anyone on the planet--says is absolutely propaganda bullshit.

 

And is going to hang out with his new bestie, a candidate, and give that candidate direct access to the social media platform he owns.

 

 

Posted
19 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I have it on good authority Harlingen will knock Westlake out of the playoffs

We’re going D2, Westlake is going D1. Chaps got lucky this year

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh man, why do you wanna do my girl Jade like that?   Her first time chili attempt is a legendary shaggy meme, but as a poster and a person she was good people. 

Not too sure about that, I believe she went all in on maga, maybe that was someone else but I think it was her. 

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7 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's all the proof you need that Harris is a vessel of hope and positivity.

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She made Hillary and Bill touch each other and smile for the first time since 1998!

 

Bill >>> Arnold Palmer cock.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Walking up to Lincoln Memorial to spend some time with the Great Emancipator.

Will post pics in a bit.

i read the first sentence in sufjan's voice and now that catchy ass song is in my head

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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not too sure about that, I believe she went all in on maga, maybe that was someone else but I think it was her. 

I don’t really recall seeing her post in CR, so it’s possible she expressed those views in some threads I don’t frequent. mostly it sounded harsh sentencing her to procreate with Rocco. But who knows, maybe she had a thing for guys with price tags on their sports coat

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

if you're on twitter here's a 20 tweet thread to read after which you should have your pistol ready and your mouth open

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I agree he was trying hard to groom her, but not necessarily for a public role. 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"The only thing better than two Jack in the Box monster tacos is two more monster tacos."

- My shitfaced roommate 25 years ago 

 

 

"The secret to happiness is a healthy colon"

- My shitfaced pre-med roommate

 

Checkmate!

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Posted

Grain of salt

Pacing for record level of turnout
🟦 Numbers / ground reports good for Harris in PA, MI, WI. 
🟥 Not great for her in NC. Bad for her in GA.
🟪 NV is going to come down to independents
📢 Noisy in AZ, and nobody seems to agree.
🤒 Rs seem much more concerned than Ds

Of course: Early returns will matter much more than anything we are seeing right now, but this is the vibe.

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7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Oh man, why do you wanna do my girl Jade like that?   Her first time chili attempt is a legendary shaggy meme, but as a poster and a person she was good people. 

She was very nice, but not the brightest bulb. 

Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

their echo chamber is still confident in a trump blowout. betting markets are pretty even, maybe have ticked up a bit for trump (they all lean right).

no good reason, and the market will be closed by the time the bad news hits. get your put orders in now.

where to bet with full confidence in getting paid and ability to take money out? I'd drop 10k in a heartbeat. 

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

What time is Iowa usually called? Certainly don't expect a Harris win, but more interested than usual for obvious reasons. 

Maybe by 11 central, some results in some counties will be known earlier 2024 Iowa General Election: Live Results and Maps

 

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Posted
Just now, BamaATL said:

No twitter, what is the assertion?  

His summary of what data nerds were saying about numbers and ground reports is good in WI, MI, and PA, but not good in NC and "bad for her in GA"

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12 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Here's all the proof you need that Harris is a vessel of hope and positivity.

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She made Hillary and Bill touch each other and smile for the first time since 1998!

 

What's in Willie's pocket there? It ain't his hand...

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Signature validation is so stupid. I'm 51 years old and I don't have a consistent signature anymore because it's 2024

 

I try to always sign different things with a different signature so that I can deny it was me later.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Grain of salt

Pacing for record level of turnout
🟦 Numbers / ground reports good for Harris in PA, MI, WI. 
🟥 Not great for her in NC. Bad for her in GA.
🟪 NV is going to come down to independents
📢 Noisy in AZ, and nobody seems to agree.
🤒 Rs seem much more concerned than Ds

Of course: Early returns will matter much more than anything we are seeing right now, but this is the vibe.

so he's aggregating other peoples opinions

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Posted
22 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Chilis is fucking smack and anyone who disagrees is just a hater. Just wondering if there was something specific that prompted this.

It was a inflation tangent awhile back about how you can get a better deal at chilis than at drive thru places these days. A fun distraction ensued. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird squirrel.

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