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22 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Pretty easy. 

Next big UFC event... Drone bomb that fucker to dust

 

22 hours ago, immamac said:

You need to stop it with this. You can't be posting this kind of shit here and not expect a knock on the door at some point. 

 

14 hours ago, immamac said:

You can't be wishing death and public attacks. No. That's always been a rule. This isn't in the defense of anyone in particular,  but it is also the internet and its not like law enforcement doesn't have access here. 

So can we not wish for a meteor strike next time aggy plays arky at jerryworld?

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Thanks autocorrect
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LOL - basically everyone cancelled their contracts. Doggie walked out the door and they just reinstated them. 44 in all that have been found (they noted it could be more). One contract was reinstated 2 hours after the cancellation. 

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4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Humans are autofacs too. 

I am all autofacs to give about this guy

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

 

So can we not wish for a meteor strike next time aggy plays arky at jerryworld?

Glasses No GIF by nounish ⌐◨-◨

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20 hours ago, Covri said:

Is this serious? We can’t be assholes and speak in hyperbole here anymore? 

Only if it’s about taking a gun to a Clinton or an Obama or a Biden. Or Bernie or AOC. Or any Dem, really. That’s A-OK. That’s protected speech. 

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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Being a white South African, Elon probably intended that as a feature, and not a bug. Black person in truck sets off death trap.

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6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Christmas Vacation GIF by filmeditor

I think i may have met you once but I don't remember it. So this is what I imagine your resting face is. "Hmm, who is getting fucked here and how can I better fuck the person doing the fucking?"

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6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

I think i may have met you once but I don't remember it. So this is what I imagine your resting face is. "Hmm, who is getting fucked here and how can I better fuck the person doing the fucking?"

God damn it! I'm in a lot of the tailgate pics and this is surprisingly accurate.

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On 5/7/2025 at 6:34 PM, ultimaton said:

Is Ro Laren a fucking joke to you?

 

On 5/8/2025 at 4:48 AM, MissingInAction said:

6 of 9 would like a word.

I can’t be arsed to sully my pristine search history with such nerdery, but I can be arsed to lecture the both of you about board etiquette and posting supporting evidence for your offered opinions.  Shame on you both. 

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22 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hey Google, How many people died from Ford Pinto Fires? 

Thanks Google. How many people have died in Tesla Fires? 

 

 

didnt musk nuke the office that racked vehicle incidents on day 1 ?

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

I can’t be arsed to sully my pristine search history with such nerdery, but I can be arsed to lecture the both of you about board etiquette and posting supporting evidence for your offered opinions.  Shame on you both. 

Put a quarter in your ass because you played yourself. 

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The excitement builds

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They're getting amped!

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They convince themselves tsla stock is gonna go to mars

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OH no they lost their boner. That's a competitor's car.

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Electrek’s Take

I think part of Tesla’s problems right now are due to its shareholder base not recognizing its problems and blindly believing what Elon Musk says, despite a long history of misleading and plain wrong.

This is a prime example.

Tesla has now confirmed what we have been reporting for a year: the new vehicles are just going to be stripped-down versions of Model 3 and Model Y.

No new models are coming to market other than supposedly the Cybercab, but as long as this is only planned without a steering wheel, it is useless until it can solve unsupervised self-driving, which it has yet to do.

This is a problem that shareholders are either ignoring or don’t believe.

Tesla launched a single new model in the last five years, the Cybertruck, which was a commercial flop.

At some point, shareholders must wake up and realize that Musk is destroying Tesla’s EV business and that self-driving vehicles are not coming to save the day.

https://electrek.co/2025/05/09/tesla-tsla-shareholders-excited-for-tesla-prototype-turn-competitors/

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42 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Say what you want about muSSk but it's incredibly thoughtful he shut down tesla's factory lines to allow employees unpaid time off to celebrate mother's day.

 

So Tesla's refreshed model Y and its only relatively new vehicle,  the cybertruck, are limiting production due to dwindling demand.  Good thing this AI, robot, energy company only generates 86 of its revenue..  (checks notes).. selling automobiles. 

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8 hours ago, Chopper said:

I think part of Tesla’s problems right now are due to its shareholder base not recognizing its problems and blindly believing what Elon Musk says, despite a long history of misleading and plain wrong.

He controls the board, which is the problem.

Also, completely on brand for the next model to be "Q" because

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Say what you want about muSSk but it's incredibly thoughtful he shut down tesla's factory lines to allow employees unpaid time off to celebrate mother's day.
 

The man’s a genius. Stock going up 10% tomorrow.

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