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22 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Pretty easy. 

Next big UFC event... Drone bomb that fucker to dust

 

22 hours ago, immamac said:

You need to stop it with this. You can't be posting this kind of shit here and not expect a knock on the door at some point. 

 

14 hours ago, immamac said:

You can't be wishing death and public attacks. No. That's always been a rule. This isn't in the defense of anyone in particular,  but it is also the internet and its not like law enforcement doesn't have access here. 

So can we not wish for a meteor strike next time aggy plays arky at jerryworld?

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LOL - basically everyone cancelled their contracts. Doggie walked out the door and they just reinstated them. 44 in all that have been found (they noted it could be more). One contract was reinstated 2 hours after the cancellation. 

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4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Humans are autofacs too. 

I am all autofacs to give about this guy

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

 

So can we not wish for a meteor strike next time aggy plays arky at jerryworld?

Glasses No GIF by nounish ⌐◨-◨

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20 hours ago, Covri said:

Is this serious? We can’t be assholes and speak in hyperbole here anymore? 

Only if it’s about taking a gun to a Clinton or an Obama or a Biden. Or Bernie or AOC. Or any Dem, really. That’s A-OK. That’s protected speech. 

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5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Being a white South African, Elon probably intended that as a feature, and not a bug. Black person in truck sets off death trap.

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6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Christmas Vacation GIF by filmeditor

I think i may have met you once but I don't remember it. So this is what I imagine your resting face is. "Hmm, who is getting fucked here and how can I better fuck the person doing the fucking?"

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6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

I think i may have met you once but I don't remember it. So this is what I imagine your resting face is. "Hmm, who is getting fucked here and how can I better fuck the person doing the fucking?"

God damn it! I'm in a lot of the tailgate pics and this is surprisingly accurate.

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On 5/7/2025 at 6:34 PM, ultimaton said:

Is Ro Laren a fucking joke to you?

 

On 5/8/2025 at 4:48 AM, MissingInAction said:

6 of 9 would like a word.

I can’t be arsed to sully my pristine search history with such nerdery, but I can be arsed to lecture the both of you about board etiquette and posting supporting evidence for your offered opinions.  Shame on you both. 

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22 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hey Google, How many people died from Ford Pinto Fires? 

Thanks Google. How many people have died in Tesla Fires? 

 

 

didnt musk nuke the office that racked vehicle incidents on day 1 ?

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

I can’t be arsed to sully my pristine search history with such nerdery, but I can be arsed to lecture the both of you about board etiquette and posting supporting evidence for your offered opinions.  Shame on you both. 

Put a quarter in your ass because you played yourself. 

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The excitement builds

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They're getting amped!

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They convince themselves tsla stock is gonna go to mars

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OH no they lost their boner. That's a competitor's car.

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Electrek’s Take

I think part of Tesla’s problems right now are due to its shareholder base not recognizing its problems and blindly believing what Elon Musk says, despite a long history of misleading and plain wrong.

This is a prime example.

Tesla has now confirmed what we have been reporting for a year: the new vehicles are just going to be stripped-down versions of Model 3 and Model Y.

No new models are coming to market other than supposedly the Cybercab, but as long as this is only planned without a steering wheel, it is useless until it can solve unsupervised self-driving, which it has yet to do.

This is a problem that shareholders are either ignoring or don’t believe.

Tesla launched a single new model in the last five years, the Cybertruck, which was a commercial flop.

At some point, shareholders must wake up and realize that Musk is destroying Tesla’s EV business and that self-driving vehicles are not coming to save the day.

https://electrek.co/2025/05/09/tesla-tsla-shareholders-excited-for-tesla-prototype-turn-competitors/

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42 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Say what you want about muSSk but it's incredibly thoughtful he shut down tesla's factory lines to allow employees unpaid time off to celebrate mother's day.

 

So Tesla's refreshed model Y and its only relatively new vehicle,  the cybertruck, are limiting production due to dwindling demand.  Good thing this AI, robot, energy company only generates 86 of its revenue..  (checks notes).. selling automobiles. 

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8 hours ago, Chopper said:

I think part of Tesla’s problems right now are due to its shareholder base not recognizing its problems and blindly believing what Elon Musk says, despite a long history of misleading and plain wrong.

He controls the board, which is the problem.

Also, completely on brand for the next model to be "Q" because

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Say what you want about muSSk but it's incredibly thoughtful he shut down tesla's factory lines to allow employees unpaid time off to celebrate mother's day.
 

The man’s a genius. Stock going up 10% tomorrow.
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On 5/8/2025 at 9:58 PM, Chopper said:
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109 Stratford Reserve Place, Austin. goddammit Westlake Hills

Upscale Austin suburb annoyed with Elon Musk's security, parties, 16-foot-high chain fence

Residents of an upscale Austin suburb are increasingly frustrated with their neighbor, Elon Musk, enough that the matter is now the subject of official city meetings.

Their complaints on the unneighborly conduct include a 16-foot chain-link fence surrounding Musk’s $6 million property and an evolving rotation of security guards who arrive in a fleet of cars often left parked on the street, according to The New York Times.

Security personnel reportedly change shifts three times a day. In one instance, a passing driver shouted late at night that he was looking for a party at “E’s house,” the Times reported.

The dispute has escalated into a broader debate over city ordinances, permits and exceptions known as variances. It was the subject of a heated Zoning and Planning Commission meeting last month and is now headed to the West Lake Hills City Council on June 11. The agenda item was originally scheduled for next week but was postponed Wednesday morning.

"I call that place Fort Knox,” Paul Hemmer, a retired real estate agent who lives across the street and is president of the neighborhood homeowners association, told The Times.

According to The Times, neighbors said the property is noticeably quieter when Elon Musk is out of town, particularly in recent months, as he’s spent most of his time in Washington advising President Donald Trump. However, they expect that to change soon, after Musk publicly stated he plans to spend less time in the Capitol and return to Texas.

Hemmer — a longtime Tesla owner — told The Times he became so frustrated that he began flying a drone over the property to look for possible city code violations. He also keeps a video camera pointed at the house 24/7. Last year, he filed complaints with West Lake Hills officials about Musk’s towering fence, increased traffic, and his belief that the billionaire was running a security operation from the home.

Musk purchased the home in 2022 through a limited liability company named after the street where the property is located. The house sits in the middle of a residential neighborhood, positioned at the bottom of about two acres of sloping land off a narrow public road — a layout that presents security challenges.

Musk also owns another nearby property that some have described as a “compound.” The $35 million estate includes two large, upscale homes and a third house located nearby. Among them are a 14,400-square-foot Tuscan-style mansion and a six-bedroom residence. The property was reportedly intended to house Musk’s extended family, including their mothers, though not all have lived there.

Despite these holdings, Musk primarily resides in a $50,000 house in Boca Chica, according to Architectural Digest. The modest home is located just outside of Starbase — the site of his SpaceX launch facility — where workers overwhelmingly voted in favor of forming a new city last weekend.

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10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Didn't someone post an article a year or two back that investigated the boring company, and found out it had only bought like 4 used drills. They're basically a shell company that can't actually build anything, it's why all their projects disappear?

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There are hundreds and hundreds of them all lined up in a lot near Love Field.

Edit: my glee is tempered by the fact that the USGOVT will probably buy them.

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14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Why anyone would talk with the Boring company at this point is beyond me. There are countless stories of them doing nothing. 8 year old company that has built 2.8 miles of tunnels in any sort of usable capacity. At the same time they have cancelled projects in: Washington DC/Baltimore, Chicago, LA, San Jose, San Bernardino, Fort Lauderdale and Australia.

I mean you want to talk about over promise and under deliver, this company is it.

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