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29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Tom Herman would like to have a word.

God, looking back with what we have now, what the fuck were we thinking hiring that no talent assclown?  At least with Strong I could see what the initial thought might have been. Herman was a fucking immature frat douche from the beginning. He has no business anywhere near a head coaching job for a blue blood program. 
 

Sorry for the derail. Go on with the chlorophyll. 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God, looking back with what we have now, what the fuck were we thinking hiring that no talent assclown?  At least with Strong I could see what the initial thought might have been. Herman was a fucking immature frat douche from the beginning. He has no business anywhere near a head coaching job for a blue blood program. 
 

Sorry for the derail. Go on with the chlorophyll. 

We talkin' plants now?

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I almost think every threat is just a veiled bribe--pay me and nothing will happen to you.  If you don't, then research funding, international student funding and other financial avenues will dry up.  I just see everything he does through the lens of a mobster.  It's either that or he's just trying to destroy the US.  Nothing he's doing makes business sense except if it's self serving.  

This. When you realize he’s just a mobster trained in shakedowns by a mobster lawyer, it’s very clear that everything he does is a mob style shakedown in one form or another.
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I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

Truly depends on if you are white or not.

My wife (not white) got pulled aside on the way back from a girls trip out of the country. She watched a couple behind (dude white, wife Asian) got stopped, but Whitey hubby yucked it up with the ICE officer and they got out more quickly. Not saying I blame hubby, I’d have done the same thing to work the system.

But just realize that this discrimination, while it always existed. is now being actively promoted by the government and lauded on top of it.
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15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I did this just this morning for my wife.

She's going out of the country in early May on a girls trip.   I took an old iPhone to ATT, got a new number and the international plan for a month, created her a new Apple ID just for this single phone, installed no social media apps, only put on the esssential contacts and only the apps necessary for the trip.   She's paranoid about having to hand over her phone when she re-enters the country, so I set up a phone she can just hand over and never look back.

 

 

thanks for posting this.  i’ll now be doing exactly this for my stepson who’s headed to S. Korea for study abroad in late June.   

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6 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’m traveling back to America on Tuesday from Europe so I’ll see what happens with my phone.

I should probably delete the dick pics beforehand… you know, just in case 

 

3 hours ago, B00M said:

Make it your Lock Screen instead. 

 

Make sure and take one completely vertical so they have to give it a good stroke when they swipe up to unlock it.

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33 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Truly depends on if you are white or not.

My wife (not white) got pulled aside on the way back from a girls trip out of the country. She watched a couple behind (dude white, wife Asian) got stopped, but Whitey hubby yucked it up with the ICE officer and they got out more quickly. Not saying I blame hubby, I’d have done the same thing to work the system.

But just realize that this discrimination, while it always existed. is now being actively promoted by the government and lauded on top of it.

If there was a deep state, it was racism. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

God, looking back with what we have now, what the fuck were we thinking hiring that no talent assclown?  At least with Strong I could see what the initial thought might have been. Herman was a fucking immature frat douche from the beginning. He has no business anywhere near a head coaching job for a blue blood program. 
 

Sorry for the derail. Go on with the chlorophyll. 

I made fun of a lot of BMDs to their faces after that hire.

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7 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’m traveling back to America on Tuesday from Europe so I’ll see what happens with my phone.

I should probably delete the dick pics beforehand… you know, just in case 

Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

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Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

A whole lot of this. It’s a counterpart to the strategy of loudly moaning with pleasure when they aggressively pat you down. You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.
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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


A whole lot of this. It’s a counterpart to the strategy of loudly moaning with pleasure when they aggressively pat you down. You can fake sounding orgasmic when they touch you. I mean, I don’t have to fake it, but you can.

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On 4/18/2025 at 7:33 AM, Nivek said:


Why? He has been a little bitch his entire career. Biden tried to help him with Ukraine but he defaulted to back to who he really is.

Yep, he’s performing as expected. 

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3 hours ago, Nivek said:

Delete? shit, buy a burner phone and load it with 1000 dick pics.  Just the nastiest most infected dicks and/or billowy assholes.  Leave it unlocked and let them have at it.  

Nah, we have at least 6-8 weeks before being gay is considered terrorism, so you should be good for now.

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This is happening in Frisco tomorrow.
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Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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15 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

My wife is coming back from Shanghai via SFO tomorrow. I’ll report back if she encounters any shenanigans. She has Global Entry so hypothetically it should be frictionless.

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21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 3) I'll send a nice piece of correspondence to CBP and the DOJ before the day is out informing them that they seized a device that has attorney-client privileged material on it, and as the know, that requires them to take certain steps to insure that any access they obtain does not intrude on the privilege.

And then I'll go buy a new phone.

You, of all people, should know that attorney-client privilege would mean nothing to these people in this example.

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2 hours ago, TexPx said:


Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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I think I spotted the problem. Looks like you went to Frisco instead of Friso.

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15 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I’m moving back to Austin from Singapore next month. I am getting more and more concerned about going through customs. I’m entering via San Francisco, so maybe that will be a good thing, but it’s weighing on my mind.

Are you a PR by now? IIRC you've been there for about 10 years which was usually long enough for ICA to grant it. 

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3 hours ago, TexPx said:


Rode my Stars&Stripes cruiser over to the stadium right about 11:00. What a joke. Some of the online notifications said “massive” “thousands” even “10s of thousands”

Traffic around the stadium was very light. They had a big MAGA bus in the corner of a parking lot. There were tens of people in the parking lot. Shot ‘em the bird as I rode by. I counted over 40 cop cars as I circled around the area, outnumbering the number of protesters I saw.

Maybe things will pick up later.
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Why?

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Why?

1. Wanted to take a bike ride
2. Point and laugh

Guess they get the last laugh cause it cost us 50k in Police overtime for their puny dog&pony show.
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1 minute ago, TexPx said:


1. Wanted to take a bike ride
2. Point and laugh

Guess they get the last laugh cause it cost us 50k in Police overtime for their puny dog&pony show.

Conundrum for the cops- take the overtime or attend the rally as a supporter. 

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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Conundrum for the cops- take the overtime or attend the rally as a supporter. 

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Are you a PR by now? IIRC you've been there for about 10 years which was usually long enough for ICA to grant it. 

No. I never went for it. Was always on a work pass.
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I came back into the US yesterday.  The lines at JFK were nuts.  Thankfully, with Global Entry, I was at the desk in about 5 minutes.  However, I had spent more than my allottment in Paris (and I always claim becuase I do not want to fuck with my GE). Because of that, I had to go sit for a bit, once they had someone to walk me into the customs area, they waited for me to get my bags, and told me to meet them.  I did.  He then said, this is the rate you would pay, but I am not going to charge you.  

There was no ask to see anything else. It was all pretty standard, and they were very nice to me. 

That being said, I saw a couple being questioned, and from what I could hear from the conversation, they had more than 10k in cash on them (thus the reason they were being questioned).  Other that were there in that waiting room were being called one at a time.  I did not see any of them afterwards in the same customs area I went to (which is after baggage). Then again, I was the only white woman of the lot.  That might have had something to do with it.  

I hate to think the worst because everyone I dealt with was absolutely lovely to me (and I have learned to be very nice and respectful as well).  But I was, understandably, nervous in a way I had never been before, even as a white woman.  

I will say the line for Terminal 8 was longer than i had ever seen it. It was longer than the queue space.

 

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9 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Truly depends on if you are white or not.

My wife (not white) got pulled aside on the way back from a girls trip out of the country. She watched a couple behind (dude white, wife Asian) got stopped, but Whitey hubby yucked it up with the ICE officer and they got out more quickly. Not saying I blame hubby, I’d have done the same thing to work the system.

But just realize that this discrimination, while it always existed. is now being actively promoted by the government and lauded on top of it.

This is terrible and Iegit makes me ragey. But we do have rules here

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30 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I came back into the US yesterday.  The lines at JFK were nuts.  Thankfully, with Global Entry, I was at the desk in about 5 minutes.  However, I had spent more than my allottment in Paris (and I always claim becuase I do not want to fuck with my GE). Because of that, I had to go sit for a bit, once they had someone to walk me into the customs area, they waited for me to get my bags, and told me to meet them.  I did.  He then said, this is the rate you would pay, but I am not going to charge you.  

There was no ask to see anything else. It was all pretty standard, and they were very nice to me. 

That being said, I saw a couple being questioned, and from what I could hear from the conversation, they had more than 10k in cash on them (thus the reason they were being questioned).  Other that were there in that waiting room were being called one at a time.  I did not see any of them afterwards in the same customs area I went to (which is after baggage). Then again, I was the only white woman of the lot.  That might have had something to do with it.  

I hate to think the worst because everyone I dealt with was absolutely lovely to me (and I have learned to be very nice and respectful as well).  But I was, understandably, nervous in a way I had never been before, even as a white woman.  

I will say the line for Terminal 8 was longer than i had ever seen it. It was longer than the queue space.

 

Well, you are a perfectly good white girl.

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5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Black man here, you are being weak I gotta be honest about that” 

 

lmao fucking nerd

There's always that token guy...

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Good thing I’m not an overly anxious person as I come back from Japan next week. Naturalized citizen and all. 

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There will be a comeuppance - history says this shit always ends with a comeuppance. Slavery, Nazis, Stalin, the French about 20 different times... 

I'm afraid of how much shit will happen between now and then.

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There's always that token guy...

Apparently that is Phil Anderson from Mesquite. Arrested for the Jan 6 Capital breach.


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