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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Um... how old was Eric when Barron was born? Not sayin just sayin.

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59 minutes ago, immamac said:

There are significantly more stupid people than you think. 

70,000 are at one college two hours away.

3 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Fucker is bored in two minutes because he has no cognitive thought process. 

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

There are significantly more stupid people than you think. 

This one sentence describes the main thing we have learned during the past decade in America. 

He’s gonna assign Mike Lindell as special prosecutor and pay him millions

18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Putting the blatant racism to the side, which workers don't want holidays again?

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Fixed

You've declared War on Christmas!!!!

3 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Now that’s a font and website UI/UX I haven’t seen in a while /obiwon

HuffPo uses it too

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6 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Putting the blatant racism to the side, which workers don't want holidays again?

Day Traders

7 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Putting the blatant racism to the side, which workers don't want holidays again?

It isn't necessarily an absolute truth, but one of the closest is that just about every single worker in this country would like to be paid more for the work they do while spending less time doing it.  

7 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Putting the blatant racism to the side, which workers don't want holidays again?

Workers in corner offices who get six figure bonuses for getting more work than they pay for from the people who actually do the work.

Holidays?

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47 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Putting aside for a moment that he has yet to present one ounce of this massive and overwhelming evidence.... attn everyone: This is what Biden got for going out of his way to be overly cordial to this fucking psychopath between election day and January 20th. 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

i thought trump was against special prosecutors ?

I believe he's had his lawyers argue in court that they are unconstitutional.

23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Putting aside for a moment that he has yet to present one ounce of this massive and overwhelming evidence.... attn everyone: This is what we get because Biden didn’t go scorched earth with the new SC ruling that a president can do whatever the fuck he wants. 

 

50 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Putting the blatant racism to the side, which workers don't want holidays again?

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Which honestly feels light compared to his first term when he golfed 3x a week it felt liked.

I guess he can't do much damage while golfing. He can take as much time off as he wants.
3 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Hotels and tourism about to take a big hit. Was talking to the chief science officer of a tissue bank at a dinner this week. He went to a fairly well known spine conference last month and there were only a handful of attendees. No international docs flew in. Usually over 100 and they bring their families to make a mini vacation out of it. I assume that is happening broadly across industries in addition to decrease in true vacation travel. So stupid and unnecessary 

32 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I believe he's had his lawyers argue in court that they are unconstitutional.

Correct.  Ruckus says so!

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Hotels and tourism about to take a big hit. Was talking to the chief science officer of a tissue bank at a dinner this week. He went to a fairly well known spine conference last month and there were only a handful of attendees. No international docs flew in. Usually over 100 and they bring their families to make a mini vacation out of it. I assume that is happening broadly across industries in addition to decrease in true vacation travel. So stupid and unnecessary 

I work in the travel industry. International travel completely cratered. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I work in the travel industry. International travel completely cratered. 

I’ve posted on here before that my wife is currently in a grad program that is a partnership between a French business school and Parsons School of Design in NY. She’s currently in France attending in-person classes and site visits. In her cohort, she is one of two Americans. They’re supposed to have a residency in NY at Parsons this fall, but too many people in her cohort are afraid to travel to the US right now so they’re moving it to Japan.

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The worst people 

 

you misspelled rich white trash

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, I've wondered that too. I'm bored on Friday during a weird holiday week so let's do a quick run to Google with a query of how likely is it that a son would be four inches (or more) taller than his father. The answer appears to be "relatively uncommon." Officially, Dotard is 6-3 and I think that might be fudging things a bit. Barron is 6-7 and still growing? Melania is 5-11. Neither of her parents are much taller than that it appears. Dotard's dad was 6-1, Junior is 6-1 and big, dumb Eric is 6-5.

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I think Don, Sr wears lifts in his shoes to make him appear taller than he is. 
 

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Per Republicans, Biden was sleepy, incompetent, had mush for brains. Yet somehow he was able to pull off massive election fraud and keep it hidden for 4.5 years. 

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2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Per Republicans, Biden was sleepy, incompetent, had mush for brains. Yet somehow he was able to pull off massive election fraud and keep it hidden for 4.5 years. 

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.... while Trump was President, and Biden was unemployed. 

Also, Trump spent months saying that if he lost, then it would be because democrats rigged the election (even though every poll had him losing by large amounts). Turns out, he was right! What a fortune teller this guy is!

19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

These people are so weak 

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Context?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I work in the travel industry. International travel completely cratered. 

Yep. The drop in Canadian and Japanese patients here in Hawaii has been shocking. Hotels here are scrambling.

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17 minutes ago, Pancho said:


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Stupid biscuit.

On 6/19/2025 at 10:18 AM, Brisketexan said:


the day we stopped treating black people like subhuman property 

whoa, now.... let's not get carried away. it was the day the message was delivered in Texas, but I would say the treatment "stopped" that day.

 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just  a classic reminder of who we're dealing with.
 

 

 

Classic

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

These people are so weak 

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21 minutes ago, Slacks said:

whoa, now.... let's not get carried away. it was the day the message was delivered in Texas, but I would say the treatment "stopped" that day.

 

Fair....but not entirely fair.

Subhuman?  Oh, Texas kept playing that song till....well, what time is it right now?

But the actual "property" part did end that day, as a practical matter.  So, give Texas credit for the technicality win of "fine, we can't treat them like property any more....but we can still treat them like utter shit, just watch us."  So.....hooray for enlightened Texas.

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Per Republicans, Biden was sleepy, incompetent, had mush for brains. Yet somehow he was able to pull off massive election fraud and keep it hidden for 4.5 years. 

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That Phil Hartman SNL skit is glorious.  

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

The worst people 

 

the Whitehouse rose garden was over 100 years old. 

absolute white trash. just die already you disgusting lump of goo!

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Jesus Christ he’s like an old lady on Facebook 

Torbush
 
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That’s something we have in common. For example, I won’t win a heisman trophy for rushing for 2,000 yards in a season, I won’t win a Pulitzer Prize for my amazing novel, I won’t win American idol.
Now, I say that’s because the world has Brisket derangement syndrome.
You may say that’s because I’ve never played college football, never written a novel, and cant sing for shit.
But we all know what’s true, at levels never seen before.
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does he know both those countries are full of black people ?

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Torbush

 

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24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

does he know both those countries are full of black people ?

As I posted the other day, the impetus behind Trump's fascination with the Nobel Peace Prize:

Nobel peace prize awarded to Barack Obama | Nobel peace prize | The Guardian

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


That’s something we have in common. For example, I won’t win a heisman trophy for rushing for 2,000 yards in a season, I won’t win a Pulitzer Prize for my amazing novel, I won’t win American idol.
Now, I say that’s because the world has Brisket derangement syndrome.
You may say that’s because I’ve never played college football, never written a novel, and cant sing for shit.
But we all know what’s true, at levels never seen before.

His psychiatric diagnoses alone could fill a whole semester of curriculum for physicians training to be psychiatrists. 

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