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Posted
20 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He only won Florida by about 15 points. None of those morons give a shit. 

"Sixty-eight percent of likely Cuban Americans voters in Miami-Dade County said they would check off the name of former President Donald Trump on the ballot in November, according to the 2024 FIU Cuba Poll released today. "

https://news.fiu.edu/2024/fiu-cuba-poll-2024-cuban-american-voters-support-for-trump-at-an-all-time-high

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5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

"Sixty-eight percent of likely Cuban Americans voters in Miami-Dade County said they would check off the name of former President Donald Trump on the ballot in November, according to the 2024 FIU Cuba Poll released today. "

https://news.fiu.edu/2024/fiu-cuba-poll-2024-cuban-american-voters-support-for-trump-at-an-all-time-high

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thinking about this, cuban americans don't give a fuck about cubans on the island. they just want it all to crash so they swoop in and buy up the island 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thinking about this, cuban americans don't give a fuck about cubans on the island. they just want it all to crash so they swoop in and buy up the island 

That's basically the immigrant, "fuck you I got mine" mentality.  Just like the Mexican immigrants who voted for Trump because they want to close the border now that they have their legal status.

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Posted
33 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That's basically the immigrant, "fuck you I got mine" mentality.  Just like the Mexican immigrants who voted for Trump because they want to close the border now that they have their legal status.

For now.

 

 

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You also don't have to buy cage free eggs. But yeah, prices have really shot up quite a bit. The average in November was $3.65, then they went to $4.15 in December. Averages for January obviously aren't out yet, but the cheapest dozen available at our HEB is $4.71 (there's a sketchy looking option at $4.12, but they're out of stock anyway). 

Posted
59 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Egg prices are being pushed dramatically higher because of bird flu.  I fully expect this administration, which as you know has a stellar record of dealing with communicable diseases, to put a stop to all this bird flu-related high-priced egg nonsense posthaste.  

What if the birds are in on the anti-trump conspiracies?

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Egg prices are being pushed dramatically higher because of bird flu.  I fully expect this administration, which as you know has a stellar record of dealing with communicable diseases, to put a stop to all this bird flu-related high-priced egg nonsense posthaste.  

no you big dummy. egg prices are up because of wind turbines. they kill birds. chickens are birds. chickens - especially the free range ones - are flying into wind turbines at record numbers, we will stop this madness and egg prices will come down because Trump loves eggs and eggs love Trump.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

*was

also, gas is the national average, not where you happen to gas up.

Bullshit!  That’s just like saying global warming is true even though it’s really cold at my house right now. 

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1 hour ago, troph said:

no you big dummy. egg prices are up because of wind turbines. they kill birds. chickens are birds. chickens - especially the free range ones - are flying into wind turbines at record numbers, we will stop this madness and egg prices will come down because Trump loves eggs and eggs love Trump.

Plus, all the bird eating on Tuesdays. Biden did NOTHING to stop Tuesdays when he was President.. 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

thinking about this, cuban americans don't give a fuck about cubans on the island. they just want it all to crash so they swoop in and buy up the island 

To be fair, I have the opinion (I could be wrong) that those who escaped or immigrated from left-wing authoritarian regimes are kind of programmed to be against what they see as the left in the U.S. because they think it is a path to authoritarianism rather than having the local knowledge that it is the right who is more prone to authoritarian tendencies/policies.    

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

To be fair, I have the opinion (I could be wrong) that those who escaped or immigrated from left-wing authoritarian regimes are kind of programmed to be against what they see as the left in the U.S. because they think it is a path to authoritarianism rather than having the local knowledge that it is the right who is more prone to authoritarian tendencies/policies.    

As a general rule, Miami Cubans are utterly devoid of anything approaching self-awareness, much less cognitive dissonance. 

Example eleventy billion:

https://ncac.org/update/miami-dade-school-board-bans-book-on-cuba-from-school-libraries

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She picked a hell of a time to come to the Surl. 

Well she might as well meet the degenerates Troph probably bitches about.

Good thing she got here right as Offseason starts.

Wait until she sees the football board.

Either way, welcome, bienvenido, all the good shit.

 

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Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck that ho. 

I mean Caitlyn, not you sweetheart. 
 

 

Of course. If you were talking to me you’d have capitalized ho cause I’m nothing if not proper

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