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15 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

From a Trumper on my feed.  She has an autistic kid.  You hate to see it....

Please rally all educators and parents to reject Oklahoma SB 1017. This bill is written to do away with in school services such as speech, OT, behavioral therapy, and physical therapy for children on an IEP. They deem them as not educationally necessary.

Poor kid, and there will be a lot like them.  This is exactly what we ran into Texas via the TEA back in 2014 that prompted our move to Colorado.  Texas ultimately got bitch slapped in the courts by the US dept of education, which now seems to be on the hit list.

Union official says Education Department employees were placed on leave after taking diversity training during Trump’s first term

Dozens of employees who attended a diversity training course that former Education Secretary Betsy DeVos encouraged during President Donald Trump’s first administration have been placed on paid leave as part of Trump’s targeting of DEI programs, a union official told NBC News.

Sheria Smith, president of American Federation of Government Employees Local 252, which represents hundreds of Education Department employees, said that at least 55 employees had been placed on leave as of Friday evening and that she expected the number to grow as she learns more.

The affected workers included a public affairs specialist, civil rights attorneys, program manager analysts, loan regulators and employees working to ensure schools accommodate special needs children with individualized education programs.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/union-official-education-department-employees-leave-dei-training-rcna190337

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JP Morgan had a thought. That should be the headline. Or "JP Morgan was fully aware of thing that they just kinda hoped would somehow pan out in a way other than the clearly obvious one."

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Posted
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Wait so is the Mexico tariff happening or not 

I think I read "on hold for 30 days," which likely is a not.

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2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I think I read "on hold for 30 days," which likely is a not.

I bet 30 days is long enough for the Avocado and Banana factories in Ohio and Michigan to get turned around. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I bet 30 days is long enough for the Avocado and Banana factories in Ohio and Michigan to get turned around. 

We'll all be eating old gym mats and drinking malk by then.

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Posted
32 minutes ago, immamac said:

Wait so is the Mexico tariff happening or not 

Not.  the US has agreed to pretend to work on keeping assault weapons from coming across the border in exchange for Mexico agreeing to pretend to send a few more of it's troops to  keep fentanyl from coming across the border.

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4 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Not.  the US has agreed to pretend to work on keeping assault weapons from coming across the border in exchange for Mexico agreeing to pretend to send a few more of it's troops to  keep fentanyl from coming across the border.

Biden got the same concession about increasing Mexican troops at the border but somehow he didn’t have to crash our economy to achieve it 

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can the cartels establish a black market for avocados in that amount of time?  It’ll be weird having an avocado dealer but tough times make tough people I guess. 

They are not stupid.  They will just label them as Avocados from Ireland to get around any issues.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm guessing this is fake, considering the date and timestamp at the bottom is from a month from now. 

Um, some places record day, month year.

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Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm guessing this is fake, considering the date and timestamp at the bottom is from a month from now. 

European date system perhaps 

 

edit to add: it isn’t on her Twitter page now so who knows 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Um, some places record day, month year.

But why would someone outside the US have an American flag pic and say “we” when taking about the US government?  Why?

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But why would someone outside the US have an American flag pic and say “we” when taking about the US government?  Why?

the person who screenshotted it is not in the US.

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Where tf was ground beef 2.98 a lb even at a Sam’s?  Is this some sort of 70/30 hot dog filling mix?  Or are they trying to say that’s the wholesale buy price?

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Where tf was ground beef 2.98 a lb even at a Sam’s?  Is this some sort of 70/30 hot dog filling mix?

you-know-what-the-gourmet-here-wanted-ho

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Posted
46 minutes ago, Nivek said:

They are not stupid.  They will just label them as Avocados from Ireland to get around any issues.

Top O' the guacamole to you!

 

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“God wants his little men to lose their fingers in the factory spindles, because then they won’t be tempted to put them in a girl’s’ devil orifice when they get older.”

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

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“God wants his little men to lose their fingers in the factory spindles, because then they won’t be tempted to put them in a girl’s’ devil orifice when they get older.”

I mean... if that's the girl..? You can leave my fingers intact, and they will never wander towards her sacred body.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I mean... if that's the girl..? You can leave my fingers intact, and they will never wander towards her sacred body.

I don’t know, I’d be tempted to poke her eye with my finger and yell, “Say it!  Say, ‘I yam what I yam…”

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Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

“God wants his little men to lose their fingers in the factory spindles, because then they won’t be tempted to put them in a girl’s’ devil orifice when they get older.”

 

Goddamn.  I love this and will be stealing it.  I may or may not take credit for creating it.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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“God wants his little men to lose their fingers in the factory spindles, because then they won’t be tempted to put them in a girl’s’ devil orifice when they get older.”

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Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Do these people not remember Trump spending months saying that all immigrants are criminals?  That’s what they’re sending!  From asylums!  Rapists!

Do they not remember taking an entire community of hard working Haitians (people from haitia) and blindly accusing them of criminal and dehumanizing acts in furtherance of that idea?

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Posted
39 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Um...can somebody explain to you why your workers are going on strike? Can't you just fucking talk to your workers and sort it out? Why do you need somebody to speak for people you know personally?

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