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8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Of course the dumbest person in the thread has 9 kids.

Every time I think this country can't be more fucked, new information comes to light.

Idiocracy. 

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Or you could get the measles vaccine and let the immune system god designed and built use that to make the same kind of antibodies against the disease and avoid all those days of discomfort. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Or you could get the measles vaccine and let the immune system god designed and built use that to make the same kind of antibodies against the disease and avoid all those days of discomfort. 

A couple shots that come free with your health insurance?

Obviously you’re not a grifter.

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My fav thing about the crystal clutchers is how much they consume that has ZERO oversight itself. All the supplements and bullsh, oh ya, fully trust it… that other stuff with decades of medical expertise? F that witch craft. 

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8 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

This FAFO has a happy ending. Sometimes, we denizens of the internet must become the leopards to exact justice and revenge on behalf of others.

 

Receipt at a Columbus Ohio mexican restaurant left by an unhappy magat loser:

To be fair, it is Ohio Mexican food.

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If you have a Facebook account, Kayleigh Brantner's page is a piece of work.  She hawks a line of "organic" herbs, tinctures etc ... Here's what she wrote about her unvaccinated son getting the measles:
 

"Measles: Our Experience & Why We Didn’t Fear It
 
On Valentine’s Day, Paxton came home with a fever. It lasted through the weekend, and by Monday, his eyes were red. I suspected measles—since it was going around—and immediately started dosing him with Golden Shield Syrup.
My best friend Kathy Wieler brought me tallow cream mixed with thieves and lavender oils and cod liver oil, which I mixed into his Golden Shield 2-3 times a day. When his fever spiked, we used lukewarm baths with magnesium salts, baking soda, bentonite clay, and a lavender oatmeal body wash to keep him comfortable.
 
By Tuesday morning, a small rash appeared and spread quickly. At the doctor’s office, it was confirmed as measles, but my biggest concern was his lungs—especially with the fear-mongering going around. Praise God, his lungs were clear! We requested high-dose Vitamin A and went home to continue what we were already doing.
 
That same day, my Clear Protein+ arrived, which was a blessing since his appetite was low. I also kept him hydrated with Bouy and made sure he ate organic, vitamin A-rich foods like kale, collards, and sweet potatoes.
By Wednesday, his fever started dropping. By Thursday, it was gone. By Friday, he was begging to go outside and play!
 
➡️ I also caught a mild case—two days of fever, red eyes, and a headache but no rash. (You can only be coughed on so many times and be in close proximity with someone with it for so long without catching it, as I was sleeping with him and taking care of him 24/7.)
 
➡️ Braydon showed early symptoms Tuesday afternoon, had a short fever, headache, and red eyes, but has not developed a rash as of yet and is feeling better today!
 
➡️ Steven hasn’t shown any symptoms or signs of it. And my father in law had it as a child.
 
☝🏼From the moment Paxton came home sick, everyone in our house got Golden Shield and double doses of Vitamin A.
 
🔹 Here’s my takeaway: The measles, in a healthy child or body, is NOTHING to fear. Don’t let the media or doctors scare you. Our bodies are designed to heal when we support them properly!
 
✅ What worked for us:
• Golden Shield Syrup for immunity and inflammation
• Cod liver oil & tallow cream for deep nourishment
• Vitamin A-rich foods & supplements
• Hydration with Bouy
• Clear Protein+ for recovery
• Lukewarm detox baths to soothe fever and skin
 
Neither of my boys are vaccinated. I do NOT agree with vaccines, and I firmly believe that natural immunity is the best defense. If you’re thinking about getting the measles vaccine (or any vaccine) they’re pushing right now, PLEASE, PLEASE do your due diligence and research it first! You researched car seats and 500 other things, research these too!
 
I have TONS of information and will gladly point you in the right direction if you want to dig deeper. The truth is out there—you just have to be willing to look for it. Don’t blindly trust the media, big pharma, or even some doctors without questioning what’s really behind it all.
 
At the end of the day, God designed our bodies with an immune system for a reason. When we nourish it, support it, and allow it to do what it was created to do, we can handle things like the measles without fear.
 
Do your research. Ask questions. Be informed. Your family deserves it."

my MIL that's a CPA and executive for a F500 nearly fell for this shit over the weekend. She's fallen for 4-figure scams on facebook before too. I really don't understand what it is about facebook that makes boomers just turn their fucking brains off.

It's like, if one of their friends posts it then they just turn off their critical thinking and okeydoke whatever the fuck is being repeated over and over.

 

It's exactly how we got into this mess.

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Posted
13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s taking the early aggy baseball results a little hard, turned to brown liquor most likely.  

I have him pegged as some sort of quiver full evangelical. That would mesh with his sense of absolute certainty while being wrong. Since those types tend to be huge Trump supporters and believe that he is anointed by God, all the easily disapproval lies that pour out of his foul mouth are immediately discounted. Don is the beloved of the magic sky fairy that rules his world in minutia, so his brain screams at him not to question things anti-Donnie if different than Fox/OAN/Facebook/ People I Respect At Church think. 

We will never change his mind on anything because everything he knows and believes is backed by the Almighty.   Could be wrong, but it seems to track people I know, including other Aggy Engineer grads. 

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2 minutes ago, austingirl said:

This is from later in the same article. Note the last sentence.

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This is the ultiamte expression of "fuck you I got mine". Any sort of empathy or social awareness is scorned, and they laser-focus on their grievances over reality.

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Something tells me that Stephanie Lovins' journey to maximum fatassedness just got moved into the express lane.

Hope she can afford her Type II diabetes meds in Elon Musk's near-future.

Or not.  I really don't care.

 

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

These people are complete intellectual puppets without the critical thinking skills of the average wild animal.

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

 

Exactly.

A few deaths from vaccines means that vaccines are bad.  A few people killed by immigrants means that immigrants are bad.  A shitload of kids killed by guns doesn't mean anything about guns.  A shady business dealing by someone's son means that the whole family is rotten.  But hundreds of shady business dealings by an individual doesn't mean anything about him except that he's the victim of a smear campaign.  One consensual blowjob makes one guy a piece of shit, and 17 rape allegations mean nothing about another guy.

These people are complete intellectual puppets without the critical thinking skills of the average wild animal.

Well.fucking.said. Wish i could rep this more

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1 hour ago, austingirl said:

This is from later in the same article. Note the last sentence.

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I feel a little bad about myself right now, because one thought that popped into my head is that the wrong kid died of the measles.

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

If there's one thing I can agree with this Administration on, is that they be cut off from the federal teat, which is the only way they survive.  Let them catch measles.  And whopping cough and diphtheria, while they're at it.  Cut off their Medicaid.  Their hospitals will close.  But that's ok--they'll have plenty of snake oil to keep them kicking.  And along the way, we can cut off their SNAP and their farm credits and everything else.

But at least that will help with their ongoing efforts to keep young people staying in Prairie Dog Dick, Kansas, ….. you know……for the opportunities. 

OTOH, taking those small town nativist, racist, homophobic MAGA beliefs into the big city might convince them that nightly eating Old Roy casserole made with government cheese - with no medical care - is where they want to live.

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One caveat: oops!  There might not be any more government cheese once Elmo gets around to that department.

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Posted (edited)
57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The problem is....those handful of cases are vastly outweighed by all the times that wearing a seatbelt SAVES someone from death or serious injury.  In 1 in 10,000 wrecks, a seatbelt causes a bad outcome.  But in 1 in 10 wrecks, seatbelts save lives/prevent serious injury.  Vaccine refusal is for people who are stupid bad at math.

Sure, but we’ve all had the seatbelt conversation with an idiot who says their friend at the carpet warehouse has a cousin who works at the feedmill and his boss was thrown free from a truck that caught on fire when he rolled it. So not wearing a seatbelt saved his life and the beers made him loose and limber so he didn’t break nothin either. 
the difference is that you don’t have a political party pushing suburban boymoms not to use seatbelts and to make sure they have a couplabeers before they get behind the wheel. 
yet.

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55 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Exactly.

A few deaths from vaccines means that vaccines are bad.  A few people killed by immigrants means that immigrants are bad.  A shitload of kids killed by guns doesn't mean anything about guns.  A shady business dealing by someone's son means that the whole family is rotten.  But hundreds of shady business dealings by an individual doesn't mean anything about him except that he's the victim of a smear campaign.  One consensual blowjob makes one guy a piece of shit, and 17 rape allegations mean nothing about another guy.

These people are complete intellectual puppets without the critical thinking skills of the average wild animal.

The United States of Anecdote

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1 hour ago, austingirl said:

This is from later in the same article. Note the last sentence.

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Odds that this is the same mindset of the mother of the child that died?  Or was that a case of an infant too young to be vaxed being let down by the community?

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46 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

I feel a little bad about myself right now, because one thought that popped into my head is that the wrong kid died of the measles.

I can't find the right emoji to rep that, but I surely get it. The fates of these people are absolutely nothing to me.

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On 2/28/2025 at 6:01 AM, hornmpa96 said:

Exactly - The property tax savings when I lived in Colorado were significant.

Not only that, but when you retire your income taxes go way down.  Property taxes don't care if you're working or not.

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3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

I said this a lot during COVID and I'll say it now.  If you don't trust doctors, stay the fuck out of hospitals. Don't go clogging up the ER with your dumb, sick ass when shit gets real.  Just stay home and use your ivermectin and tinctures.  

pffft don't be a fool that stuff doesn't work.. Colloidal Silver or gfto  

 

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Posted
14 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

95% of farmers are white

96% of farms are led by a "family unit"

64% of farmers are men (surprised it's not 85%+)

the electoral college maps since '48 tell a story but we need to get back to leopard face eating

Have Willie spearhead this  Or Mellencamp if he's not to busy sucking on a chili dog.

Posted
1 hour ago, 27-25 said:

I feel a little bad about myself right now, because one thought that popped into my head is that the wrong kid died of the measles.

Wrong kid died!

But, Maybe he will get halved soon.

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On 3/2/2025 at 12:23 PM, Gatorubet said:

We need life-size figures in bronze to memorialize this event and place it somewhere in Kentucky

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That capture is fucking perfect - especially Thune's face in the background.  No notes.

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59 minutes ago, G650 said:

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54 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Oh, you didnt think Trump would eat YOUR face?

 

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I mean, we wouldn't put it past this guy to vote for an actual leopard, would we?  The man has a brand to maintain.

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16 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

95% of farmers are white

96% of farms are led by a "family unit"

64% of farmers are men (surprised it's not 85%+)

the electoral college maps since '48 tell a story but we need to get back to leopard face eating

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Posted
3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sure, but we’ve all had the seatbelt conversation with an idiot who says their friend at the carpet warehouse has a cousin who works at the feedmill and his boss was thrown free from a truck that caught on fire when he rolled it. So not wearing a seatbelt saved his life and the beers made him loose and limber so he didn’t break nothin either. 

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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Sure, but we’ve all had the seatbelt conversation with an idiot who says their friend at the carpet warehouse has a cousin who works at the feedmill and his boss was thrown free from a truck that caught on fire when he rolled it. So not wearing a seatbelt saved his life and the beers made him loose and limber so he didn’t break nothin either. 

Wrong.  The cousin worked at a feed LOT.  In Amarillo.  I sweatergawd, pretty much that exact story, from a dude I knew from Amarillo.  Like, 35 years ago.  We only get stupider.

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On 3/2/2025 at 9:41 AM, Horn Dog said:

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“As he nears the conclusion of his 18-year leadership tenure in the Senate, McConnell expressed concern about the direction in which Trump’s influence is steering the party. He argued that Trump appeals to those who feel left behind in a system that rewards success, suggesting that the former president provides a narrative that excuses individuals for their lack of achievement. “He’s tapping into the sentiment of people who haven’t reached the same level of success as others, offering them a way to rationalize their struggles by casting blame on those who are thriving,” McConnell explained.

The senator also lamented the fact that roughly half of Republican voters now align with Trump’s views, moving away from the party’s long-held priorities such as free trade and comprehensive immigration reform. “Unfortunately, about half of the Republicans in the country believe whatever he says,” he added.

 

Sorry Mitch, this is your legacy.  No running away from it.

 

He's worried about the R party. He should be worried about democracy. 

Motherfuck still putting party over country. 

 

 

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