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11 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I don't remember voting for him.  Sounds like a rigged election to me.

He ate all the votes for the other guy.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Might I recommend subbing some tofu or tempeh for those steaks and burgers you fat fuck

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Posted
1 hour ago, royiv said:

He ate all the votes for the other guy.

 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

And probably an aggy.

2+2=4 

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Posted
On 4/16/2025 at 1:12 AM, Hookah Horns said:

Can anyone explain how in the blue fuck Trump's approval rating is still higher than it was in his first term before he attempted a coup and completely botched the covid response and was indicted with countless felonies and convicted and did countless other unpopular shit? Even more mind melting and disconcerting than the fact he was reelected, for which one could ascribe some amount of blame to the fucked up Dem campaign and the unpopularity of Harris. 

Pride goeth before a fall.  Too proud to admit they made a mistake in backing this guy.  

7 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Is she modeling men's clothing? Those are the most unflattering jeans since those giant baggy ones the skaters wore (Jenga or some shit?).

She bought them that way figuring like most Karens, she'll grow into them.  They'll be a fat girl's skinny jeans.

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

CNN had to tell him to turn off the TV, since it's been stuck on FOX since about 2014, and they lost the control.  Actually pretty good analogy of most of their brains too.  

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

That's ole Caleb Ragland from Magnolia, KY.

https://soygrowers.com/executive-committee/caleb-ragland/

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That's a fuck load of soy this absolute unit has put away.

He shouldn't worry so much considering his life expectancy from this point can't be much longer than rodent's. 

This guy's collar size gotta be larger than a lot of adults' waists. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Dude looks like a marshmallow with eyes

Don't underestimate him. On dry land he can charge as fast as a horse for short distances.

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Posted
On 4/16/2025 at 5:57 PM, Foosters said:

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Arkansas gets denied FEMA aid for tornado damage

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - A recovering addict voted for Trump. Trump is revoking funding for addiction and mental health care

 

 

You love his boldness, Angie?  How do you feel about his italics?

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Squirrel and opossum are quite abundant there. 

Moose and Squirrel were DOGED for chasing Russians.

 

Now here's something we think you'll really like!

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Love me some Elle Reeve. A lot of her reports are solid. 

The weird soft spoken whisper voice annoys me. Can’t get past it. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

JERBS! JERBS! JERBS! SUCK IT LIBS!


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I like seeing signs at nice farmers markets where they show what they pay their pickers to guilt rich, white women into paying $14/lb for blueberries. And the ones by me say they pay at least $15/hr. So LA is getting a bargain. 

Posted

So they post this, nobody applies, then they can move ahead with grabbing some H2 labor? 
 

I know folks in the admin are ok with the H2 labor until they can use machines to do the work. Do those workers even want to risk showing up and getting deported to god knows where? If we are indiscriminately rounding up brown people I’m not sure I’d want to risk that happening. 

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Posted
Workforce is right under their nose… local elementary schools. 
 
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And prisons. That $11 is bullshit and a way for them to justify needing the kids and prisoners because no one will work for $11 an hour.
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Posted
2 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


And prisons. That $11 is bullshit and a way for them to justify needing the kids and prisoners because no one will work for $11 an hour.

This. They'll pay Wackenhut Secure Solutions $11/hr per prisoner. Wackenhut will put $2/hr on the prisoner's commissary. See, we don't need illegals, we just need to start policing the blacks and browns like in's 1960 again. Get caught with half a joint in your ash tray? Congrats on your new job picking blueberries for $2/hr! MAGA! 

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This. They'll pay Wackenhut Secure Solutions $11/hr per prisoner. Wackenhut will put $2/hr on the prisoner's commissary. See, we don't need illegals, we just need to start policing the blacks and browns like in's 1960 again. Get caught with half a joint in your ash tray? Congrats on your new job picking blueberries for $2/hr! MAGA! 

They never stopped policing the blacks and browns…
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Posted
4 hours ago, Parliament said:

And if you already have FT job, I'm sure they'll hire you for evenings and weekends.  Get you some walk around money.

Walk around money. Lol. Been a minute since I heard that phrase.

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Posted

I see reports Sec Def Pete having confidential/classified discussion on signal in a group that included his family. 

I think I need to get on signal, and maybe I can get the early word & some inside skinny.

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3 minutes ago, GenXer said:


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@Gap03 I finally got around to making the short version of the gif.

This was a good leopards’ face feast to break its cherry

Post this gif 10 more times so I can give you adequate posrep.

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9 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I see reports Sec Def Pete having confidential/classified discussion on signal in a group that included his family. 

I think I need to get on signal, and maybe I can get the early word & some inside skinny.

I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.

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On 4/17/2025 at 7:11 PM, Underdog said:

Love me some Elle Reeve. A lot of her reports are solid. 

apologies to all of our non-white-male-hetero posters up in here for the following observation

kudos to cnn jefes for sending a frumpy strawberry blond with regular hair and no fashion plate in to the deepest of flyover

those people will only talk to what they perceive to be one of their own

in other words, only nixon could go to china

 

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Posted
I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.

I heard it was just a random guy on the chat. His user name was vladhasahorsecock. They are looking into who it is.
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Posted
I saw that too. I wonder how this was leaked because I think it was just his family on the chat. On second thought, his family probably hates him too so they probably leaked it.

Reportedly there were 13 people in this chat
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