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4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Google flights actually now shows contrails when you search flights. What the ever living fuck.

 

4 hours ago, topochico said:

Contrails contribute to global warming. It's part of their climate impact evaluation along with CO2 emissions for flights you search. They are not chemtrail crazies (AFAIK).

correct. gotta remember the distinction between contrails (real) and chemtrails (fake)

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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

correct. gotta remember the distinction between contrails (real) and chemtrails (fake)

Screw that. Everybody knows you just spray vinegar at both of them.

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Posted
9 hours ago, topochico said:

Contrails contribute to global warming. It's part of their climate impact evaluation along with CO2 emissions for flights you search. They are not chemtrail crazies (AFAIK).

It's kind of a mixed bag.  Contrails during they day in some areas will reduce heating by reflecting the Sun's radiation back into space (the same as natural clouds).  But contrails at night definitely have a warming effect (again--same as clouds).  I think the current consensus is that they have some warming impact, but on balance we don't know how much.

 

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jesus. where do people live that the sky is so full of planes and contrails that it's impacting their brains and climate?? im outside with an endless sky pretty much daily, on a busy day i might count 3 or 4 that almost assuredly are hundreds of miles apart. wtf! 

 

ETA and also they evaporate in minutes. i don't get it.

sigh. that's true about most of this simulation. it was not designed for me, i am not having fun😒

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50 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It's kind of a mixed bag.  Contrails during they day in some areas will reduce heating by reflecting the Sun's radiation back into space (the same as natural clouds).  But contrails at night definitely have a warming effect (again--same as clouds).  I think the current consensus is that they have some warming impact, but on balance we don't know how much.

 

Agree. Just trying to provide some context as to why Google Flights might include that information on search results.

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57 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jesus. where do people live that the sky is so full of planes and contrails that it's impacting their brains and climate?? im outside with an endless sky pretty much daily, on a busy day i might count 3 or 4 that almost assuredly are hundreds of miles apart. wtf! 

 

ETA and also they evaporate in minutes. i don't get it.

sigh. that's true about most of this simulation. it was not designed for me, i am not having fun😒

Do you not remember last year (this year?) when all the idiots suddenly started looking up at the night sky and seeing planes and thinking they were drones or aliens?  We have some extraordinarily dumb people among us. The majority even. 

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58 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jesus. where do people live that the sky is so full of planes and contrails that it's impacting their brains and climate?? im outside with an endless sky pretty much daily, on a busy day i might count 3 or 4 that almost assuredly are hundreds of miles apart. wtf! 

 

ETA and also they evaporate in minutes. i don't get it.

sigh. that's true about most of this simulation. it was not designed for me, i am not having fun😒

Isn't this also temperature related?  I dont see nearly as many in the summer months.  

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Do you not remember last year (this year?) when all the idiots suddenly started looking up at the night sky and seeing planes and thinking they were drones or aliens?  We have some extraordinarily dumb people among us. The majority even. 

Ain't it amazing how that "crisis of ufos/drones/military spy aircraft!" in New Jersey and whatnot leading up the election just went...poof, into nothingness?  And all the people who were all riled up about it, well, they aren't asking any questions about whether they were manipulated or not?

We are the dumbest country, in the dumbest timeline, full of the dumbest people, and we genuinely do not have any right or basis to complain about our crashing fall.  We chose it, we earned it.  We're getting what's coming to us, hard and with no lube.

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Brother in law swears he didnt vote for Trump but obviously voted for Trump after his fellow blue collar workers at the warehouse convinced him it was the manly thing to do. He found out today they were no longer going to match 401k contributions. Now it might be Trump related or it might not but he'll have 20 years of solo contributions to figure it out.

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Posted
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Brother in law swears he didnt vote for Trump but obviously voted for Trump after his fellow blue collar workers at the warehouse convinced him it was the manly thing to do. He found out today they were no longer going to match 401k contributions. Now it might be Trump related or it might not but he'll have 20 years of solo contributions to figure it out.

Your BIL did what they all did: rammed a splintered broomstick up his own ass just to "own tha libz."

Self-owning, as far as the eye can see.

Tell your BIL "this is EXACTLY what you voted for, you should be happy."

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Posted (edited)
19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Caleb.  You red-faced fuck.  This is exactly, 100%, right in the middle of the bullseye of what all of you retrograde, racist, piece of shit farmers voted for.

You ordered this shit sandwich.  Now eat it, you vile sonofabitch.  You were willing to take all of this -- shit, you were enthusiastic about it because "FUCK THEM CHICOMS!" -- so long as you got brown people in chains who you could laugh at and say "suck it, wetback!"  You got it all.  Now fucking eat it.

Between the Chinese telling us to get fucked on our agricultural exports, and all of the redneck farmers who now have no labor, it’s Fafo of the highest order.  But it’s fucking up our blue state farmers out here in a bad way.  So that’s fucked up.  And I can’t tell you how many closed car washes I see now.  This is summertime is SoCal.  People love their cars.  But the operators can’t risk the ICE roll up.  Car washes are prime targets.  Cletus better get his wax on, wax off skills tuned up.

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Posted
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Caleb.  You red-faced fuck.  This is exactly, 100%, right in the middle of the bullseye of what all of you retrograde, racist, piece of shit farmers voted for.

You ordered this shit sandwich.  Now eat it, you vile sonofabitch.  You were willing to take all of this -- shit, you were enthusiastic about it because "FUCK THEM CHICOMS!" -- so long as you got brown people in chains who you could laugh at and say "suck it, wetback!"  You got it all.  Now fucking eat it.

Well

Trump did a trade war with China first term. I figured, I like war, America, and all that shit. Plus, we got bailed out by the government. Seemed like a pretty good deal...

Now, this time? Wut the fuck! 

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Posted (edited)
42 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

Deport this Illegal MAGA who votes, takes jobs away from Americans, and sucks off the govt tit

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I bet he has anchor babies too
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 i clearly  remember this conversation twice in my formative years . in the 80s in elementary i remember the fear associated with the talk of tariffs and again in hs in gov't / economics (a 6th period class which often went unattended ) where teacher explained why ANY president was not  likely to implement  due to the ramifications . i graduated hs(barely) / technical school . i'm not a smart dude and i wasn't  serious about my education but i understand simple economics . j cannot believe 2/3s of the people around me missed this . its mind bottle ing

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Posted
7 hours ago, tx ind said:

Deport this Illegal MAGA who votes, takes jobs away from Americans, and sucks off the govt tit

He's illegally voted for years. He should be in prison. 

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Posted

 

South Korea says 'many' of its nationals were detained in immigration raid on Hyundai facility in Georgia

"The South Korean government said Friday it had expressed "regret" to the U.S. Embassy over the raid at a battery plant under construction at one of the state's largest manufacturing facilities."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-hyundai-plant-georgia-enforcement-action-rcna229148

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Posted
1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

 

South Korea says 'many' of its nationals were detained in immigration raid on Hyundai facility in Georgia

"The South Korean government said Friday it had expressed "regret" to the U.S. Embassy over the raid at a battery plant under construction at one of the state's largest manufacturing facilities."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-hyundai-plant-georgia-enforcement-action-rcna229148

Goddamn we're stupid.

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Posted
On 9/3/2025 at 9:15 AM, The Dog said:

fwiw Snopes has this as unconfirmed. Neither the reporter nor Underwood responded to inquiries. Report came from radar online, which they deem unreliable. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

fwiw Snopes has this as unconfirmed. Neither the reporter nor Underwood responded to inquiries. Report came from radar online, which they deem unreliable. 

I dug around, People and other gossip mags have continuously reported for months that Carrie likes playing farmer, but it's more work than she anticipated and has trouble hiring help recently.

I don't believe there's any danger of the farm going under, though.

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It means that she's figuring out that it's more expensive to raise toy cows and horses than she thought. If she treats her workers like shit and underpays them they don't want to work there. This is not a difficult concept to grasp. Go peel off some more cash and pay people fairly, treat them with respect, protect them from mistreatment by overzealous authorities and they will be with you until they die. 

This just in, horses eat cash like it was hay. Also, tractors and other implements are not cheap and will break down at the most inopportune time. 

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Posted (edited)
12 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Between the Chinese tell us to get fucked on our agricultural exports, and all of the redneck farmers who now have now labor, it’s Fafo of the highest order.  But it’s fucking up our blue state farmers out here in a bad way.  So that’s fucked up.  And I can’t tell you how many closed car washes I see now.  This is summertime is SoCal.  People love their cars.  But the operators can’t risk the ICE roll up.  Car washes are prime targets.  Cletus better get his wax on, wax off skills tuned up.

I get the sentiment, but something tells me your Central Valley farmers are just as Trumpy as the Deep South farmers. Moral of the story… on average… Fuck most farmers and ranchers.

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Posted
15 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Isn't this also temperature related?  I dont see nearly as many in the summer months.  

It has to be cold, which it usually is at 30,000' agl. Relative Humidity is they key. Hot jet exhaust makes the moist air create water vapor trails. It's exactly like seeing your breath in the cold, except you're providing the warm humid air.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

 

South Korea says 'many' of its nationals were detained in immigration raid on Hyundai facility in Georgia

"The South Korean government said Friday it had expressed "regret" to the U.S. Embassy over the raid at a battery plant under construction at one of the state's largest manufacturing facilities."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-hyundai-plant-georgia-enforcement-action-rcna229148

There is a 100% chance that the ICE interrogation of these folks just consisted of them repeating this over and over:

so-are-you-chinese-or-japanese-v0-956qsh

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Posted
On 9/1/2025 at 6:53 PM, Captainant said:

You doughnut, that search will return results for "cis" "white" OR "men". If you want an exact string search, enter "cis white man" like the search tool said

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But go ahead and keep doing your hateful bit

LOL, this man claims to be a ML Engineer. You can fool the rat pack of retards that pos repped this and even quoted it as some dunk, but when you're surfing Surly during the day cause the junior staff isn't included in the big boy meetings you can review this case of hubris here.

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNwZDJBwu8N/?igsh=MWg1eDZ1ZGl5NHd5ZA==
 

Steve Hicks worked at Y12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge TN that enriches uranium. Gets cancer. $150k and insurance gets DOGE’d. 

And how did the people of anderson county tennessee vote?

 

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Leopards, bitches

It's especially wild to me how the trump admin is completely gutting our nuclear science and maintenance capacity. There is nowhere else in like Y12 or really any of the rest of the nuclear apparatus, and it will be hideously expensive to restaff and retrain and regain competencies. 

 

What an incredible gift to our enemies

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Posted
11 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


*Stassney

**Um, actually, upon further review the road should have been named Stasney after an early family in Austin

Jose Mencheca says deal with it, pendejo.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

There is a 100% chance that the ICE interrogation of these folks just consisted of them repeating this over and over:

so-are-you-chinese-or-japanese-v0-956qsh



They follow the example of our esteemed representatives.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, GenXer said:

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNwZDJBwu8N/?igsh=MWg1eDZ1ZGl5NHd5ZA==
 

Steve Hicks worked at Y12 National Security Complex in Oak Ridge TN that enriches uranium. Gets cancer. $150k and insurance gets DOGE’d. 

And how did the people of anderson county tennessee vote?

 

IMG_4533.thumb.jpeg.cf8d37aadff58f36c08d129a47332fae.jpeg
 

Leopards, bitches

I love that guy. He's a regular on my feed. GenX no fucks given

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

LOL, this man claims to be a ML Engineer. You can fool the rat pack of retards that pos repped this and even quoted it as some dunk, but when you're surfing Surly during the day cause the junior staff isn't included in the big boy meetings you can review this case of hubris here.

Derpy GIFs | Tenor

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Posted
17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

He found out today they were no longer going to match 401k contributions. Now it might be Trump related or it might not but he'll have 20 years of solo contributions to figure it out.

You sure of that?   401(k) is for employment income and all….

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

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Oh, uh, there won't be any money Pig Cleti…but when your farms fail, you will receive our thoughts and prayers…So you got that goin' for you, which is nice. 

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