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This from Reddit.  A Texas family moves to Russia  because they were worried about LGBTQ indoctrination and immigrants. In Texas.!!! Husband enlists the army to "weld and repair" to to quicken citizenship process. 
Mother Russia say you're good bro we're sending you to the front lines.  
 
Here's their YouTube channel if you want to send them some well wishes.
 
https://youtube.com/@huffmantime?si=3V_cOiR-k1i2W5P1
  
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Addition by subtraction. Definitely don’t have to worry about gays and immigrants in Russia
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14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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We're going to have to have all sorts of different detention camps for all the various nationals that look at us side eyed.

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Posted

Tommy Vietor from PSA was saying how we need to stop making fun of people who were getting their faces eaten because we are trying to build a coalition. 
 

Um.  FUCK THAT

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Posted
9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Without looking further into the article I am gonna guess they live in Calera.

 

Is that the Tehran of Alabama?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

How it started…

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How its going..

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Last time I flew into IAH, some batshit canadian lady was on the parking shuttle with me talking about how "the librulz ruined MY country!" and how she was sooooo happy to be in Texas now. I'd bet my bottom dollar she overstayed her visa and is just like this hypocritcal (and now dead) MAGAt

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Last time I flew into IAH, some batshit canadian lady was on the parking shuttle with me talking about how "the librulz ruined MY country!" and how she was sooooo happy to be in Texas now. I'd bet my bottom dollar she overstayed her visa and is just like this hypocritcal (and now dead) MAGAt

Joke's on her if she chooses to spend summer in Texas versus Canada.

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18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Tommy Vietor from PSA was saying how we need to stop making fun of people who were getting their faces eaten because we are trying to build a coalition. 
 

Um.  FUCK THAT

To expound on this, people shouldn’t get a pass for being stupid and making stupid decisions. Not only stupid decisions, but ones that actively hurt other people. It’s not ok. They should be shamed. Maybe eventually forgiven if they change, but not just an immediate “it’s ok, you didn’t know” and now everything is good. This is serious shit. 

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“I was supporting a man and a movement that dehumanizes people.”

“My vote wasn’t just a mistake, it was the ultimate betrayal of the very people that I come from.”

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Posted
5 hours ago, GenXer said:


They can only be absolved through public contrition.

1) A full unmistakable admission of their stupidity on social media

2)  Attendance at a minimum of five protests per year through 2028 carrying a sign that says

I voted for trump

I was wrong

Protest attendance must be videoed and posted to social media so that they can be reminded of it when foxnews cranks up their misinformation campaign in Sept 2026 and Sept 2028

Anything less is unacceptable and just pathetic impotent lip service. 

Here’s an acceptable submission for #1

 

 

I suggest an auto da fe.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Guy orders a $4,000 chair and ends up needing to pay $4,700 in import fees to get it. Don't know how he voted, but he was definitely listening to the wrong side when all the tariff talk was going on (https://www.reddit.com/r/UPS/comments/1lm5pvf/massive_government_fee_on_imported_item/):

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He sounds fat. Oh I need a special chair for my back pain. No you need to exercise and lose weight. 

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