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1 hour ago, JSB said:

Would suck to just get up there and immediately feel that telltale rumble in the stomach indicating you have about 10 minutes max before the shit fountain starts. 

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8 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

This is why I hate baseball sometimes. What the shit was that and why is it sometimes illegal and then the same fucking play is not illegal at all. Fuck that shit.

It's really not that hard. See this handy rules explainer.

Balk Rules
You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.

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3 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's really not that hard. See this handy rules explainer.

Balk Rules
You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.

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9 hours ago, nnm said:

Wrong neighborhood mfer!

 

8 hours ago, Parliament said:

That hippo could BOOK.

Yeah I know hippos are dangerous but holy shit that thing can move fast in the water. You'd never guess by looking at one. 

Also lol at the Google translate. "Coalition" "watercourse" "intercepted". Like a SEAL team post mortem. 

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

Yeah I know hippos are dangerous but holy shit that thing can move fast in the water. You'd never guess by looking at one. 

Also lol at the Google translate. "Coalition" "watercourse" "intercepted". Like a SEAL team post mortem. 

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That is straight up dis-respect.  Do elephants just run wild around there?

I feel like if you asked that question normally, the holier than thou types would roll their eyes at how ignorant Americans are, yet it happened. 

Maybe she was Thomas Edison in a former life 

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