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Could be worse.  Could have been a Linkin Park concert, and some dude with his hands all over some Southwest Texas State cutie that worked at Subway, that he met a few hours earlier after breaking up with his girlfriend.

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Could be worse.  Could have been a Linkin Park concert, and some dude with his hands all over some Southwest Texas State cutie that worked at Subway, that he met a few hours earlier after breaking up with his girlfriend.

Or a high school kid taking turns making out with a high school girl he just met…and her mom…while they all drank from a canteen full of tequila at a Jimmy Buffet concert at Southern Star at Astroworld. Man, would be awkward if THAT was on camera.
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2 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

No way. In this day and age of quick form video, memes are a dime a dozen.  This will blow over in a week. 

Definitely a new entry on the Know Your Meme website!  Lulz.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Or a high school kid taking turns making out with a high school girl he just met…and her mom…while they all drank from a canteen full of tequila at a Jimmy Buffet concert at Southern Star at Astroworld. Man, would be awkward if THAT was on camera.

Before they built Southern Star Amphitheater, they had a different place that didn't have a covered stage, and I missed getting to see a Molly Hatchet concert there at Astroworld because of rain one summer night in the 80s.

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1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Before they built Southern Star Amphitheater, they had a different place that didn't have a covered stage, and I missed getting to see a Molly Hatchet concert there at Astroworld because of rain one summer night in the 80s.

A group with an album titled No Guts No Glory canceled a concert for rain? Another illusion from my youth shattered 

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13 hours ago, immamac said:

There's funny and then there is going beyond and intentionally fucking up and putting peoples shit on blast. 

Going to a cold play concert shouldn't equal everyone you've ever known putting your shit on blast and being amplified beyond the funny part of it. 

What happened here isn't just the funny incident it's the everything after that has gone way further than that. It's not cool here and it would get you a ban stop acting like it would be cool here. 

 

13 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Do you really think that in that instance the Coldplay guy was thinking "I'm about to put this guy's shit on blast" or do you think he was making a joke in the heat of the moment?  You're ascribing waaaaay too much thought to what went down there from the Coldplay perspective.  

The hot chick who posted it said she did it because she thought it was kind of funny, she didn't know who those people were or that they were ACTUALLY having an affair.

At the end of the day you can't control what you can't control.  What the CEO and his HR sidepiece COULD have controlled was 1.  Not fucking around and 2.  If you are not going to do 1 not taking it out in public before they were ready to take it out in public.

Everything after that is fuck around and find out.  

This is exactly right, but the shorter version of an appropriate response is:

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10 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

No way. In this day and age of quick form video, memes are a dime a dozen.  This will blow over in a week. 

I don’t think this meme will disappear. 

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Don't get your honey where you get your money.  
 

Just got the phone with my best buddy, he's firing his GM Monday for dopin' and an office affair.  FAFO.

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I didn't know the details of the meme until last night. I kept seeing it around but I had no idea what the hell it was about. Some CEO did something? Ok whatever, I'm busy I'll see what it's all about later. 

7 or 8 pages, a dozen memes, one quixotic white knight quest by imma (seriously? THIS PAIR is who you're choosing to defend) and I think I am caught up.

All I can say is that I have a satisfactory level of schadenfreude this morning. This asshole, by all accounts, has left every company he's ever touched in worse shape than when he arrived. And imma thinks we ought to leave Brittany alone?

FUCK THAT and FUCK HIM. I hope he is forever enconsced as the representative meme of "don't get your meat where you get your bread". I also hope he's so toxic that he never gets another chance to pillage a company into the dirt. I don't feel sorry for him having an epic moment of FAFO. He ought to be the representative slide on the HR presentation that we have to sit through on behavior at work.

No, I don't think I will back off, nor do I feel any pity or shame or sympathy towards him in the slightest. 

Saddle up bucko. This one is just starting for you.

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20 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I didn't know the details of the meme until last night. I kept seeing it around but I had no idea what the hell it was about. Some CEO did something? Ok whatever, I'm busy I'll see what it's all about later. 

7 or 8 pages, a dozen memes, one quixotic white knight quest by imma (seriously? THIS PAIR is who you're choosing to defend) and I think I am caught up.

All I can say is that I have a satisfactory level of schadenfreude this morning. This asshole, by all accounts, has left every company he's ever touched in worse shape than when he arrived. And imma thinks we ought to leave Brittany alone?

FUCK THAT and FUCK HIM. I hope he is forever enconsced as the representative meme of "don't get your meat where you get your bread". I also hope he's so toxic that he never gets another chance to pillage a company into the dirt. I don't feel sorry for him having an epic moment of FAFO. He ought to be the representative slide on the HR presentation that we have to sit through on behavior at work.

No, I don't think I will back off, nor do I feel any pity or shame or sympathy towards him in the slightest. 

Saddle up bucko. This one is just starting for you.

The fact it was the chief HR officer he was banging sends it to the next level. 

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11 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

No way. In this day and age of quick form video, memes are a dime a dozen.  This will blow over in a week. 

Sure, Andy...keep telling yourself that. 😉

 

the world will obviously move on. but he'll be forever meme'd to an affair at a coldplay concert. their image is tainted for eternity whether its with family or whatever familys left after this, future companies, personal friends etc. and the majority of everybody will always associate coldplay with a CEO caught cheating with a coworker on the jumbotron.

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54 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I don’t think this meme will disappear. 

Yup. That freeze frame image is going to be evergreen. So many applications.

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21 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

"VP of People"? 

Does she also work for The Human Fund? 

I first heard of this at a small startup I worked for about 10 years ago when the head HR lady gave herself the “Chief People Officer” title. I thought it was stupid then, and probably insensitive today since some people identify as cats. 

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1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

Ah yes, the plot thickens. I look forward to the Netflix miniseries…

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Hopefully, this helps Privateer Rum.
 

I am waiting for the Halloween costumes. This one is so easy. “No honey, it’s not an affair,  I just need to borrow that guy’s wife for Halloween 👻!” 

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maybe it wont blow over by next week lulz. we might move on from the sleazy slimeball cheating CEO douche angle  to the fact that fucking nobody sane ever holds their actual wife like this in public listening to Coldplay of all bands... 

 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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While I can fully embrace Andy or MrsHR catching endless flack, I feel absolutely horrible for the casualties of war in this and all these types of cases. His wife, children and other family absolutely don't deserve the attention. I didn't neg this post, but it's the kind of thing I think should be frowned upon. Honestly, same goes for friends/family on MrsHR side. Unless they are in some way complicit I always hope they are mostly left out. I get noting who they are is going to happen, but I always hope not much focus is placed upon them unless they want said focus. 

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

This thread.... does not disappoint....it delivers

Maybe all this rallying around the cause will bring America back together in peace and harmony?

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12 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

Before they built Southern Star Amphitheater, they had a different place that didn't have a covered stage, and I missed getting to see a Molly Hatchet concert there at Astroworld because of rain one summer night in the 80s.

First band I went backstage for, since I knew the opening act.  I was a HS junior.  Let me just say my naive self was not prepared for what I saw.  It was awesome (although a little rough around the edges).

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

While I can fully embrace with Andy or MrsHR catching endless flack, I feel absolutely horrible for the casualties of war in this and all these types of cases. His wife, children and other family absolutely don't deserve the attention. I didn't neg this post, but it's the kind of thing I think should be frowned upon. Honestly, same goes for friends/family on MrsHR side. Unless they are in some way complicit I always hope they are mostly left out. I get noting who they are is going to happen, but I always hope not much focus is placed upon them unless they want said focus. 

On the flip side, it’s advertising that there is an attractive middle-aged lady worth millions about to be on the market.

/surly

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

On the flip side, it’s advertising that there is an attractive middle-aged lady worth millions about to be on the market.

/surly

Damn homie, I'm an idiot. I need to slip into her DMs asap.

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9 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Maybe all this rallying around the cause will bring America back together in peace and harmony?

In this stupid timeline, it would make perfect sense. 

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18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

First band I went backstage for, since I knew the opening act.  I was a HS junior.  Let me just say my naive self was not prepared for what I saw.  It was awesome (although a little rough around the edges).

I've only had the chance to go backstage twice.  ZZ Top and Parliament Funkadelic, both over 25 years ago.  Has nothing to do with this thread, but wanted to humblebrag a little.

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24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

First band I went backstage for, since I knew the opening act.  I was a HS junior.  Let me just say my naive self was not prepared for what I saw.  It was awesome (although a little rough around the edges).

All fun and games until they told you to get in the barrel?

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4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Don't get your honey where you get your money.  

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1) Give him a break. He checked with the Head of HR and it was fine (I’m just assuming I’m not the first person to say that)
2) 55 years into having sex, my single mom blonde Cajun coworker from “back Vacherie”, as she called, still sits atop my record books for ‘best oral sex orgasm ever produced’.   This is the same gal who would drive to my apartment when I was sick and give me homemade gumbo and blowjobs so I would feel better - and then leave.  As I learned today from this thread, she may have had Brazilian ancestry.

So let me just throw a, “not so fast, my friend” in here.

 

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3 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I first heard of this at a small startup I worked for about 10 years ago when the head HR lady gave herself the “Chief People Officer” title. I thought it was stupid then, and probably insensitive today since some people identify as cats. 

Username both does and does not check out. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

2) 55 years into having sex, my single mom blonde Cajun coworker from “back Vacherie”, as she called, still sits atop my record books for ‘best oral sex orgasm ever produced’.   This is the same gal who would drive to my apartment when I was sick and give me homemade gumbo and blowjobs so I would feel better - and then leave.  As I learned today from this thread, she may have had Brazilian ancestry.

So let me just throw a, “not so fast, my friend” in here.

 

I'm starting to feel sick, can you DM me that contact info

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9 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'm starting to feel sick, can you DM me that contact info

She’s 65 now, religious and into being a Memaw who bakes cookies for the grandchildren…

…and a bit of Church Lady who fights - could it be - SATAN!!??

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It is amazing to me all of the wild childs I knew in my youth who are now very judgmental, prudish old people -   disapproving of people doing the same things they used to enjoy doing themselves - all while feigning absolute amnesia about things they did when they were younger. Sad. Bigly.   

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5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

It is amazing to me all of the wild childs I knew in my youth who are now very judgmental, prudish old people -   disapproving of people doing the same things they used to enjoy doing themselves - all while feigning absolute amnesia about things they did when they were younger. Sad. Bigly

Nah, it’s just like riding a bike.  You are the bike.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

On the flip side, it’s advertising that there is an attractive middle-aged lady worth millions about to be on the market.

/surly

This. 
 

y’all failed with the exes of Bezos and Gates. Go get this woman. Be a legend. Someone has to live up to the high standards of this site.

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Well…what happens to HR lady? Had I taken the bet neither would have their jobs by Monday I’d be doing great, 

 

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12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

y’all failed with the exes of Bezos and Gates. Go get this woman. Be a legend. Someone has to live up to the high standards of this site.

My dear, restraining orders are not “failures” but merely inconveniences, temporary obstacles if you will.  Don’t count us out yet.

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

My dear, restraining orders are not “failures” but merely inconveniences, temporary obstacles if you will.  Don’t count us out yet.

True. I see “No Swimming Allowed” signs as an opportunity. People need to think outside of the box, Following the rules and heeding bans is for sheep. 

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8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Well…what happens to HR lady? Had I taken the bet neither would have their jobs by Monday I’d be doing great, 

 

She puts out, she got extended and a raise. She’ll be the toast of the next company Christmas party. 

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Just now, Underdog said:

She puts out, she got extended and a raise. She’ll be the toast of the next company Christmas party. 

Depends on what work decisions (besides banging the boss) she has made in the past year. Or maybe she will blame him and say he harassed her? I think her situation is more nuanced but I could be wrong, 

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

On the flip side, it’s advertising that there is an attractive middle-aged lady worth millions about to be on the market.

/surly

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