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Posted
6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not the second coming in general, this particular iteration.  Each one is a reboot, and (strangely) wrong.

You are just throwing out gibberish. 

Posted
6 hours ago, NWBuck said:

These type of predictions always work out well

 

these people actually live in my neighborhood.   No shit. About 1/2 mile up the road

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Posted
2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

If someone said to me a poster here had this background I would have sworn it was an incredulty or zeus type nutter. 

That shit would suck as a kid. My friend grew up Jehovas Witness and his parents didnt give half a shit if he graduated or went to school at all because it was unnecessary. Since the world would be ending and their god would be setting up a paradise for only the Jehovas any day now. Dude ended up graduating from UT and becoming a silicon valley programmer. 

Guess there's a lot of nature that can overcome the nurture if it's strong enough. 

Yeah, there's definitely a bit of nihilism that sets in when it feels like nothing matters besides your own religiosity, because the end is so near.  I remember arguing with my mom that I didn't need to do school/homework, since the Rapture was going to be soon. It did not go over well, but as a kid, I really thought that made sense. It's a weird way to live, and it devalues your time on Earth when you constantly think life is about to end. Even weirder when you think people are actually hoping life ends and they move on to the after-life. 

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Posted
39 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

these people actually live in my neighborhood.   No shit. About 1/2 mile up the road

That’s cool.  Ever get to hear them jam? I bet they play good stuff that isn’t goofy like that.  

Posted
56 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

these people actually live in my neighborhood.   No shit. About 1/2 mile up the road

Nickel Creek co-habitates?  That's . . . weird.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

these people actually live in my neighborhood.   No shit. About 1/2 mile up the road

That's awesome... I was actually at the show in the video. Timing was perfect 

Posted
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The concept imagined by a South African is an "American" Christian oddity.  Solid contribution.

Obviously he is one of the Afrikaans... a white guy, or the American / USA Fundies wouldn't believe him.

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Apparently the fine print said you have to be OUTSIDE when this thing happens or you will get stuck to the ceiling & scrape around while the rapture thing tries to find a window or door that doesn't have a header beam.

Under a tree? You're gonna scrape leave & branches off as you go.

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Posted (edited)

Wouldn’t be the industry of Make Believe and Pretend without another one of its laughably, indefensibly, and embarrassingly wrong predictions!

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Posted
8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Yall wonder why western civilization is in peril. 

What should we do? Keep electing failed businessmen for President? Cut more funding for math and science? Try to indoctrinate more children into false religions?

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Posted
14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The alligators are Christians?

After leaving their designer handbags on earth the ladies need some new gator bags and shoes. Duh!

Posted
10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Nothing really to add, but just want to say with regard to the thread title…

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32 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I pos-repped you because I just now realized after two days that your title is a play on the Santa Clause tour. My mom always said that I was special. 

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Apparently the fine print said you have to be OUTSIDE when this thing happens or you will get stuck to the ceiling & scrape around while the rapture thing tries to find a window or door that doesn't have a header beam.

Under a tree? You're gonna scrape leave & branches off as you go.

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FUCK YEAH! IT'S HAPPENING!

KISS MY MAGA ASS, LIBTARDS!

*pumps fists*

CHILDRENOFTHESUN!

CHILDRENOFTHE*donk*

Posted
8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Modified quote from the world-famous Waco Christmas lights story.

Since people have started putting Halloween decorations up the first week of September, I expect that story to be resurrected the first day of November. 



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