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(I almost tagged you to say NOT YOU BAMACHICK and sorta hoped you wouldn’t see it. FWIW, I live in CA, and as much as TX is my homeland and everything, I now hold them in about the same esteem.)

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Based on Alito’s comments tonight it seems like the Republican Party is fighting to 1. Be run by an autocrat 2. Exist in some sort of antebellum south make believe world. 
Women, gays, blacks, browns, scientists: you’re opinion don’t mean shit

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Not all Gumps!!!!!

God, it really really sucks being a red state Democrat.

The national apparatus acts like we don’t exist and then the rest of the country rightfully shit on us.

We’re trying, dagnabit!

As a Texas Democrat, I totally agree.  

On 11/12/2020 at 10:30 PM, Queen Bitch said:

Reminder that Alabamans are really, really, really stupid to vote for this moron.

You’d think they’d have the judiciary down first, since that’s all they cry about when defending their cult leader. MUH JUDGES!!!1!

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You’d think they’d have the judiciary down first, since that’s all they cry about when defending their cult leader. MUH JUDGES!!!1!

These people are morons Donny. 

You’d think they’d have the judiciary down first, since that’s all they cry about when defending their cult leader. MUH JUDGES!!!1!

I’m just glad he didn’t say “Offense, Defense, and Special Teams”.

Idiot world.
2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Hoooooo boy, this lady is a lot

 

Why is she posing with Shredder?

Hoooooo boy, this lady is a lot
 

She’s the future of the party. This is what they are now. Stop hoping for them to get better/smarter....they will only get worse.
8 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Hoooooo boy, this lady is a lot

 

That picture needs a Brazzars logo

2 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Hoooooo boy, this lady is a lot

 

She needs to be barred from entering Congress. There is nothing funny about what she is doing. Blatantly lying about DC being a war zone with Antifa everywhere, as well as a ridiculous lie about gyms being closed, should be enough for normal human beings to just say enough is enough. 

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

She needs to be barred from entering Congress. There is nothing funny about what she is doing. Blatantly lying about DC being a war zone with Antifa everywhere, as well as a ridiculous lie about gyms being closed, should be enough for normal human beings to just say enough is enough. 

JFC, welcome to the big leagues, where people work on Sunday and take proactive public health measures. 

 

As the good Mark Twain said:

”All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. “


MTG is going to go far in the GOP. 

This woman is absolutely a detriment to our country. The adults in the room, wherever they are hiding at, need to put an end to this and send her back home, permanently. She is 100 percent mentally unstable and needs to be checked into the nearest psychiatric ward. She is going to be responsible for someone getting killed with the rhetoric and flat-out easily debunkable lies she is already telling. This is the kind of behavior that has to be shutdown swiftly and without the opportunity for it to continue. 

16 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

JFC, welcome to the big leagues, where people work on Sunday and take proactive public health measures. 

 

She seems stable. Probably represents her constituents quite well actually. 

Catching up on this Taylor Green stuff, this country is 100 percent done.

Based on the exercise video, wood, but would want to wear some kind of Kevlar belt around my kidneys when I fell asleep.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Based on the exercise video, wood, but would want to wear some kind of Kevlar belt around my kidneys when I fell asleep.

Fuck burpees tho

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

She needs to be barred from entering Congress. There is nothing funny about what she is doing. Blatantly lying about DC being a war zone with Antifa everywhere, as well as a ridiculous lie about gyms being closed, should be enough for normal human beings to just say enough is enough. 

MTG: "STATES RIGHTS STATES RIGHTS"

D.C.:  "We have more restrictive laws, that our locals wanted."

MTG: "FUCK YOUR LOCALS IMMA GONNA HAVE TO GET CONGRESS INVOLVED TO CRACK DOWN AND CHANGE YOUR LAWS!"

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

MTG: "STATES RIGHTS STATES RIGHTS"

D.C.:  "We have more restrictive laws, that our locals wanted."

MTG: "FUCK YOUR LOCALS IMMA GONNA HAVE TO GET CONGRESS INVOLVED TO CRACK DOWN AND CHANGE YOUR LAWS!"

She is absolutely going off the deep end really early. She needs help ASAP from some doctors. Democrats are going to have to have some discussions about her with whatever sane Republicans are left that want to stay as far away from this stuff as possible. She reminds me 100 percent of some of the homeless people who get on the train and say crazy things. They just do not have the platform she does to disseminate lies and crazy conspiracy theories. 

46 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Fuck burpees tho

Burpees suck, but are a high yield, full body exercise. Just 10 every day with clean diet for better health.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

As the good Mark Twain said:

”All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. “


MTG is going to go far in the GOP. 

This is going to happen unless the GOP splits into two parties and I prefer the split to happen. Republicans have all been evil since the era of Nixon.

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

She is absolutely going off the deep end really early. She needs help ASAP from some doctors. Democrats are going to have to have some discussions about her with whatever sane Republicans are left that want to stay as far away from this stuff as possible. She reminds me 100 percent of some of the homeless people who get on the train and say crazy things. They just do not have the platform she does to disseminate lies and crazy conspiracy theories. 

Your 2021 GOP, ladies and gentlemen......

 

Your 2021 GOP, ladies and gentlemen......
 

Remember the rules of the Trump GOP:

It only gets worse.
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There is no bottom.
1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Burpees suck, but are a high yield, full body exercise. Just 10 every day with clean diet for better health.

 

True.  Although I didn't realize you could do the worm instead of a push-up at the bottom and it still be called a burpee.

#formpolice

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and everything they accuse others of doing is just what they are doing. 

rinse and repeat. 

never trust people who talk too much, too loud, or too often. 

8 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

Hoooooo boy, this lady is a lot

 

What kind of war zone has no guns?  .When I'm walking around downtown wondering where I'm going to eat, I've never needed a gun or escort.  And Lyft is her escort in a war zone?  Seems real tough.  Glad she survived the bullshit storm she created.  She's going to be real pissed when she finds out the museums are open as long as you book a pass in advance.  

MG lives in a wonderful million dollar predominantly white upper class ghetto. She could have called a cab, Uber, metro, bike share or electric scooter but decided to go with Lyft.  Good for her, they're almost all available curbside, except for the metro which may be a few blocks away.  I may risk going to Luke's overpriced Lobster Roll tomorrow for lunch.  Pray for me.  

A person can't walk anywhere in the city without seeing women in yoga pants with rolled up mats walking around.  It's unnerving with all the illegal, street yoga going on. Except, the gyms are open so they seem to be off the street.  And cyclists rule this city streets and that's a slow thing. I hate the cyclists on days when I'm not one of them.   

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Marjorie Taylor Greene can eat the corn out of my shit.

That is all.

It appears our government has a lot of rules but no one enforces them. Cool

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

It appears our government has a lot of rules but no one enforces them. Cool

"Rules for thee, not for me"

The  Republican Party  is saying the quiet stuff out loud. A death cult. 

 

On 11/15/2020 at 7:34 PM, We’reTexas said:

JFC, welcome to the big leagues, where people work on Sunday and take proactive public health measures. 

 

Karen goes to Washington

11 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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Thanksgiving was a manufactured national holiday founded during the civil war, lol.

28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Thanksgiving was a manufactured national holiday founded during the civil war, lol.

After Sherman's army destroyed that beautiful Turkey Preserve on their march through Georgia, it seemed like the most logical thing to do.

He won by a landslide? Hmph.

i dont believe you mila kunis GIF

On 11/11/2020 at 5:21 PM, Captainant said:

IMO, this is a chickenshit move. That guy isn't a well-known figure and this is just manufacturing a "gotcha". Republicans do enough embarrassing shit on their own, and it only feeds their victim complex to do stuff like this.

 

 

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MTG or Lauren Gogurt are gonna get themselves censured before being sworn in.

On 11/19/2020 at 3:43 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

This guy. He is the slickest of the slick. How he wonders (just asking questions!!) why there aren't any celebrations for Thanksgiving this year...(hello? hello? Pandemic?) but of course goes on to give us HIS reason. Those damn infidels and "revisionist charletons of the radical left" that ignore the 'true foundation' and are not 'true Americans.'

I guess the 2020 battle between 1619 and 1620 makes sense. We've had the War of Christmas and now the Battle of Thanksgiving has begun.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

YESSSS!!!!  Civil War!!!!

 

 

I have no idea who Wayne Dupree is, but that website gave my computer AIDS.  There are almost as many ads as words on each page.

This article was off to a fantastic start.  The very first sentence, copied and pasted without edit: 

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Conservatives are officially DONE with rhino’s.

 

The rest of the article is no more interesting or informative.

 

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