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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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40 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

How did I never notice how much of a hunchback Trump is?

He's a disaster of a human being in every sense of the word; physically, mentally, intellectually.  He should have been aborted. 

 

He looks terrible. Eventually he won’t be able to wriggle out of being too decrepit.

GQP is gonna take all the weed voters.

Cannabis stocks are soaring amid news of a Republican-led bill seeking to legalize and tax the substance at a federal level.

On Friday, online magazine Marijuana Moment broke the news that Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) is leading a bill to deschedule and tax marijuana. 

Currently in draft format, the bill known as the States Reform Act proposes officially making marijuana a regulated substance akin to alcohol and slapping it with a 3.75% excise tax.

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/stocks/marijuana-stocks-soar-amid-leaked-legalization-bill

3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

GQP is gonna take all the weed voters.

Cannabis stocks are soaring amid news of a Republican-led bill seeking to legalize and tax the substance at a federal level.

On Friday, online magazine Marijuana Moment broke the news that Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) is leading a bill to deschedule and tax marijuana. 

Currently in draft format, the bill known as the States Reform Act proposes officially making marijuana a regulated substance akin to alcohol and slapping it with a 3.75% excise tax.

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/stocks/marijuana-stocks-soar-amid-leaked-legalization-bill

Well Biden and the other Dem moderates were too stupid to do it. I was always surprised that Trump didn't do something with it in October or November of last year.

26 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

GQP is gonna take all the weed voters.

Cannabis stocks are soaring amid news of a Republican-led bill seeking to legalize and tax the substance at a federal level.

On Friday, online magazine Marijuana Moment broke the news that Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) is leading a bill to deschedule and tax marijuana. 

Currently in draft format, the bill known as the States Reform Act proposes officially making marijuana a regulated substance akin to alcohol and slapping it with a 3.75% excise tax.

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/stocks/marijuana-stocks-soar-amid-leaked-legalization-bill

I don't care who gets credit, just get it fucking done already.

They held a vote on it last session. Something like 5 GQP votes with Gaetz being the most notable name. Mace is more palatable right now but I can’t see the Freedom Caucus getting behind legalization.

None of this excuses 46 thumbing his nuts on the issue.

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don't care who gets credit, just get it fucking done already.

May The Fourth Be With You Do It GIF by Star Wars

10 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

None of this excuses 46 thumbing his nuts on the issue.

biden is the same old milquetoast neolib corporate dem he's always been. Not really a surprise to see him not doing much.

His presidency is far preferable to actively accelerating into an authoritarian state though.

I’m not going to post his actual tweet with the video because it’s violent and disgusting.



But, ya know, heckling Sara Huckabee Sanders at a restaurant was just awful!

I say, give him two swords and encourage him to swing them. He'll probably clip off one of Ted's prosthetic human ears.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

On Friday, online magazine Marijuana Moment broke the news that Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) is leading a bill to deschedule and tax marijuana. 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 Mace is more palatable right now but I can’t see the Freedom Caucus getting behind legalization.

Mace...I don't know how she's still in the GOP.

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In 2021, The Washington Examiner wrote that Mace "is a supporter of both religious liberty and gay marriage." Later that year, she told The Washington Examiner, "I strongly support LGBTQ rights and equality. No one should be discriminated against." She opposed the Equality Act, instead co-sponsoring a Republican alternative called the Fairness for All Act.

Mace was one of 31 Republicans to vote for the LGBTQ Business Equal Credit Enforcement and Investment Act. She was one of 26 Republicans to vote for the Equal Access to Contraception for Veterans Act.

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In 2021, Mace was among a handful of Republican representatives who did not sign onto an amicus brief to overturn Roe v. Wade.

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Mace opposed the first attempt to remove Liz Cheney as chair of the House Republican Conference, saying, "We should not be silencing voices of dissent. That is one of the reasons we are in this today, is that we have allowed QAnon conspiracy theorists to lead us."

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n September 2021, Mace was among 135 House Republicans to vote in favor of the National Defense Authorization Act of 2022, which contains a provision that would require women to register for the draft.

On October 21, 2021, Mace was one of nine House Republicans who voted to hold Steve Bannon in contempt of Congress.

 

21 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

Wow. Just. God damn. Can you imagine paying money to be there?  To listen to a pillow salesman that has very clearly lost his god damn mind. Just what the fuck is wrong with these people?  It’s incredible. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wow. Just. God damn. Can you imagine paying money to be there?  To listen to a pillow salesman that has very clearly lost his god damn mind. Just what the fuck is wrong with these people?  It’s incredible. 

They pushed all in 5 years ago.  Everything else is a refusal to admit they were wrong.

On 11/3/2021 at 3:44 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Oh and they'll do it while claiming they don't like cuss words.  My question for awhile has been, if you say Shoot instead of Shit or Frig instead of Fuck, but we all know that you wanted to say shit or fuck, are you really avoiding cussing?  No.  The answer is no.  Your silly word replacement doesn't change the intent of your speech, and therefore you are still cussing.  Jesus cares about your intent, motherfuckers, so get ready to be judged!

gop getting giddy over lgb makes me think of…

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bless their hearts. 

On 11/12/2021 at 11:59 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Wow. Just. God damn. Can you imagine paying money to be there?  To listen to a pillow salesman that has very clearly lost his god damn mind. Just what the fuck is wrong with these people?  It’s incredible. 

He's going to get the Republican endorsement in next year's race for governor of Minnesota. 

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Movant OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys reconsiders the benefits of a death cult, having observed his alma mater play Kansas in football…

10 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Motion To Switch Sides

 

Movant OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys reconsiders the benefits of a death cult, having observed his alma mater play Kansas in football…

Still, I don't want to join the GQP.  Doesn't look all that fun.  I'd join the cult of Thulsa Doom right now if that were possible.  

30 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

 

Welp, we had a nice run.  


nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure 

This May be our only way out... 

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detonating a doomsday bomb. 

The Applebee’s is going to be so crowded after service 

i'm not particularly churchy...but that's just fucking gross.

 

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i'm not particularly churchy...but that's just fucking modern American “Christianity” in a nutshell.
 



FIFaccuracy.

American “Christianity” is no longer merely inconsistent with any “Christianity of the gospels” - it is in 100% direct opposition to it. It’s jaw-dropping to watch.
45 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i'm not particularly churchy...but that's just fucking gross.

 

I am “churchy” I guess. I agree completely with you.

American Christianity: “Jesus died on the cross to own the libtards.”

The middle-aged Trumpkins who live down the street and drive matching jacked up tiny pee pee trucks (hers has a pink sticker that says "It's My Truck, Boys") have now taken to driving down the street blaring "let's go Brandon" out of their stereo. Nobody liked them to begin with (they're inconsiderate neighbors with the worst lawn on the block), but they're not in danger of making any new friends. Never overlook the ability of idiots to expose themselves at any opportunity.

23 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The middle-aged Trumpkins who live down the street and drive matching jacked up tiny pee pee trucks (hers has a pink sticker that says "It's My Truck, Boys") have now taken to driving down the street blaring "let's go Brandon" out of their stereo. Nobody liked them to begin with (they're inconsiderate neighbors with the worst lawn on the block), but they're not in danger of making any new friends. Never overlook the ability of idiots to expose themselves at any opportunity.

Damn. You should consider moving. 

"what a big fucking lizard Lord I'm sure gonna mention this in my book"

- Lets go Luke

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The middle-aged Trumpkins who live down the street and drive matching jacked up tiny pee pee trucks (hers has a pink sticker that says "It's My Truck, Boys") have now taken to driving down the street blaring "let's go Brandon" out of their stereo. Nobody liked them to begin with (they're inconsiderate neighbors with the worst lawn on the block), but they're not in danger of making any new friends. Never overlook the ability of idiots to expose themselves at any opportunity.

Is it just like a voice chanting in a loop "Let's Go Brandon!"  or like something put to music or a digital voice or a singer's voice, or how does it work?  Do they have auto-reverse on their cassette deck?  

7 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

 

Welp, we had a nice run.  

5 hours ago, mchookem said:

i'm not particularly churchy...but that's just fucking gross.

They are fucking chickenshits.  They want to say "Fuck Joe Biden" in church, but they are fucking cowards.

I would actually be more worried if they were screaming out "FUCK JOE BIDEN" in church, because the "Let's Go Brandon" bullshit is an acknowledgement that they know they are acting in very poor taste.

This is good though - every time they pull this shit, it just shows what a bunch of fucking snowflakes they are.  None of my liberal friends has ever had a problem saying "fuck Donald Trump" when they felt like it, regardless of where they are were.

 

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They are fucking chickenshits.  They want to say "Fuck Joe Biden" in church, but they are fucking cowards.

I would actually be more worried if they were screaming out "FUCK JOE BIDEN" in church, because the "Let's Go Brandon" bullshit is an acknowledgement that they know they are acting in very poor taste.

This is good though - every time they pull this shit, it just shows what a bunch of fucking snowflakes they are.  None of my liberal friends has ever had a problem saying "fuck Donald Trump" when they felt like it, regardless of where they are were.

 

In general, fuck Joe Biden is kind of a weird sentiment. What has he done to offend them so?  Was it vaccines?  He hasn’t  really done anything of note, good or bad, as far as I can tell. 

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In general, fuck Joe Biden is kind of a weird sentiment. What has he done to offend them so?  Was it vaccines?  He has really done anything of note, good or bad, as far as I can tell. 

Biden has arguably accomplished less than Harrison. It’s been quite something to behold.
42 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

In general, fuck Joe Biden is kind of a weird sentiment. What has he done to offend them so?  Was it vaccines?  He has really done anything of note, good or bad, as far as I can tell. 

Inbreeding  

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Is it just like a voice chanting in a loop "Let's Go Brandon!"  or like something put to music or a digital voice or a singer's voice, or how does it work?  Do they have auto-reverse on their cassette deck?  
No music that I could hear (from 6 houses down), just voices chanting repeatedly. If they come out with the house mix next week I suspect their nextdoor neighbor (an actual DV Purple Heart recipient who had a half dozen Biden signs in his yard last year) will wage full on warfare with special ops edition pickup truck dude.
In general, fuck Joe Biden is kind of a weird sentiment. What has he done to offend them so?  Was it vaccines?  He has really done anything of note, good or bad, as far as I can tell. 
He is responsible, solely, for global fuel prices, supply chain issues, and inflation. You should be pissed. He is a shifty hard working evil bastard, that is also incompetent, sleepy and senile and lazy.
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

They are fucking chickenshits.  They want to say "Fuck Joe Biden" in church, but they are fucking cowards.

I would actually be more worried if they were screaming out "FUCK JOE BIDEN" in church, because the "Let's Go Brandon" bullshit is an acknowledgement that they know they are acting in very poor taste.

This is good though - every time they pull this shit, it just shows what a bunch of fucking snowflakes they are.  None of my liberal friends has ever had a problem saying "fuck Donald Trump" when they felt like it, regardless of where they are were.

 

Fuck donald trump.

Guns and Jesus: The American Taliban 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

In general, fuck Joe Biden is kind of a weird sentiment. What has he done to offend them so?  Was it vaccines?  He has really done anything of note, good or bad, as far as I can tell. 

He has a “(D)” next to his name and ran against Trump. That makes him evil. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In general, fuck Joe Biden is kind of a weird sentiment. What has he done to offend them so?  Was it vaccines?  He has really done anything of note, good or bad, as far as I can tell. 

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He has a “(D)” next to his name and ran against Trump. That makes him evil. 

Well There It Is Jurassic Park GIF

It's like when OU beats us, and we say "FUCK OU".  They are OU, so fuck them.  That's all this is for the GQP - Joe Biden has a (D) next to his name.  They have been told programmed to automatically reject the (D).

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11 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

 

Welp, we had a nice run.  

We should really start taxing grift mills like this

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

We should really start taxing grift mills like this

Yep. There is absolutely no reason for that “church” to be exempt from taxes.

51 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have been told programmed to automatically reject the (D).

They must be married women. 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

We should really start taxing grift mills like this

yup, especially because you know they're 100% giving to PACs that influence elections.

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Religion is the biggest scam and grift ever brought to this world.  I'm surprised Trump isn't ordained....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If he really believes this, his time a the state party chair will be short. 

17 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If he really believes this, his time a the state party chair will be short. 

I'm picturing this guy speaking to the rest of the MN GOP staff like Will Ferrell used to at the dinner table on those SNL sketches where his kids underminded him all the time:

Staffers:  "Uh, Trump is coming to the Twin Cities for a rally.  His advance team says you need to quote, 'suck it up and make the necessary arrangements.'  How 'bout it boss, you gonna suck it up what Trump gives you?"  

Chairman Hann, "You don't speak to me like that!  I am wearing a collared shirt a new blazer!  You will treat me with respect!  This is my Minnesota Republican Party, not Trump's!  I am the new Chairman!  I drive a Dodge Challenger!  and I bought this new pack of PaperMate mechanical pencils to show I mean business!  And I am all business!  We are taking back the party, you hear me?!?"

Staffers (mumbling):  "Yeah, you're taking in the back alright." 

Chairman Hann, "What the hell did you say you little pissant?  I have two screens going on in my cubicle to show that I am digitizing our party!  You will show respect!  I bought the pencils with my own money, not party donations, to show I'm fiscally conservative unlike Trump!" 

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