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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

“Filling the world with a lot of Christian babies.”

I’ll bet Boner is up for that.  

Who was the other dude of the three? Mike, Boner, and?  The only One who realized doing blow with Kirsty Swanson in a hot tub was actually a great idea 

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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She doesn’t seem very ‘Christian’ 

Is five fetuses in your home a lot? I've probably got somewhere around that number here but I haven't counted in awhile. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is five fetuses in your home a lot? I've probably got somewhere around that number here but I haven't counted in awhile. 

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

“Filling the world with a lot of Christian babies.”

I’ll bet Boner is up for that.  

All babies are born atheist. Religion is taught. It’s not a race. 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Pretty sure some of my friends know Kayleigh. I’ll if they have any amusing antidotes about her.

I'll settle for nudez

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Pretty sure some of my friends know Kayleigh. I’ll if they have any amusing antidotes about her.

 

39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'll settle for nudez

ranked in order of my preference

1.) nudez

2.) anecdotes

3.) antidotes

But really....we just want nudez

53 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

All babies are born atheist. Religion is taught. It’s not a race

 

Now you just shush right there.  2A Jesus says otherwise.

 

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What would all of you here consider an excessive amount of fetuses to have in the house? I have a terrible eye for decor but I'm getting better the older I get. I'll never strive for brilliant because it's just not gonna happen with a novice like myself. I'll settle for quaint or acceptable. When it comes fetuses I'm bold enough to be a tad gauche but I want to avoid critiques such as "horrific" or "atrocity" or "macabre." I emailed this query to Joanna Gaines and immediately got a rude warning about a restraining order. She's clearly too  Hollywood these days for the regular people. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Is five fetuses in your home a lot? I've probably got somewhere around that number here but I haven't counted in awhile. 

Seems like a lot, but maybe the local grocer had a good sale on them, so she stocked up?

 

12 minutes ago, Chooky said:

What would all of you here consider an excessive amount of fetuses to have in the house?

6

50 minutes ago, Red Five said:

6

Yeah, 6 is just gross. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe Boner fell off a cliff and died some years ago. 

Well cross him off then. 

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe Boner fell off a cliff and died some years ago. 

He didn't fall off a cliff.  He did what anybody would do if Kirk Cameron trying to convert them every week, he hung himself.  

Not sure where to put this but she's fed up with young liberals telling her not to kill her dogs in a hot car

 

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1 hour ago, Caponata said:

Not sure where to put this but she's fed up with young liberals telling her not to kill her dogs in a hot car

 

 

she's fed up they ran out of food ?

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Case in point of them not giving a rat’s ass about what this looks like to the voting public. If the voters get out of line, all they have to do is scream CRT or transgender…

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


does this include their mouth breathing kids playing youth and high school sports ?

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5 hours ago, pacman said:

i see the gqp is silent as usual when a republican cover-up of the sexual abuse of minors is on display

https://www.fox4news.com/news/federal-judge-blasts-texas-rangers-investigation-into-sex-trafficking-at-foster-care-facility

 

 

 

it could be time to disband the Texas Rangers if they're little more than a political arm of the Texas Republican party. 

They’ll add this to rangers museum in Waco, right next to the rangers testimony in the amber guyger case. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Dems want to make us all poor, eat bananas, wear hats and play in polka bands.

Sounds like a barrel of fun.

7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Wow, weird take even for Tom.  Senator, I live two miles from downtown Austin and just a few miles from the very urban campus of the University of Texas.  And I gotta tell you, the hellish landscape of seeing hundreds, if not thousands, of beautiful women each day is just a nightmare.  Also, I drive a heady gas guzzling vehicle to work each day.  But the view is awesome.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking child

Ingram thinks political differences justify using the power of government to break up, or otherwise punish, businesses. 
 

Maybe theres a public good in revoking copy right protections, or in breaking up corporate structure. She should have led with that.

So she's basically advocating for state-control of corporations.  I swear there's a name for this, it's on the tip of my tongue.  Dammit, Lobo had something for this! 

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

WRONG!

IT'S ENRAGING!

WHY?

REASONS!

Who doesn’t like a good polka?

Who doesn’t like a good polka?

We all know Greg isn’t jumping anywhere. 

I’ll bet he’d jump on a plate of nachos.
25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

We all know Greg isn’t jumping anywhere. 

This seems Abbott-appropriate. And because they’re great and the Finns should join NATO. Not these Finns but the other ones. But these Finns rock.

 

Ironically, Republicans have made me hate them.

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Ironically, Republicans have made me hate them.

God hates them too.

On 4/1/2022 at 12:52 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

it could be time to disband the Texas Rangers if they're little more than a political arm of the Texas Republican party. 

Poor Corey Seager.  Shoulda stayed with the Dodgers.

7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

No words…

 

18 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Ingram thinks political differences justify using the power of government to break up, or otherwise punish, businesses. 
 

Maybe theres a public good in revoking copy right protections, or in breaking up corporate structure. She should have led with that.

Full circle and all

 

 

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