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17 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Abbott has been carping about this for ages.

Why would Abbott care? When Texas secedes it won't matter what the rest of the US does. I mean, those "secede" guys aren't fantasy-dwelling windbags, are they?

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what the actual fuck

 

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

what the actual fuck

Every accusation is a confession.  Remember the Q/Qanon obsession with rich people drinking the fluids of kids?

On 7/29/2022 at 11:39 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

That guy's a thumb if I've ever seen one.

12 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

https://truthout.org/articles/republican-states-sue-to-let-schools-block-lgbtq-children-from-getting-meals/

 

I remember when I was younger I used to think a weak point of a movie was a villain that was just too cartoonishly evil.  Oh to be that naïve again.

Taking food from kids has been a conservative cornerstone since at least 1971. See Maggie Thatcher, the milk snatcher.

2 hours ago, GopherRock said:

Taking food from kids has been a conservative cornerstone since at least 1971. See Maggie Thatcher, the milk snatcher.

to be fair, i don't think they are prohibiting lgbtq kids from getting food/school lunches.  The aim is to get explicit protection for lgbtq kids

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Organizations receiving FNS funding must also update their individual nondiscrimination policies to include explicit protections for LGBTQ+ people, the department said

if the school is receiving USDA funding.  this would get rolled up under title 9.  headline is a little misleading in that it suggests schools are taking food away from kids because of their sexual orientation.

this seems like a better article explaining it  https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/3478940-usda-launches-initiative-to-combat-discrimination-against-lgbtq-people-in-accessing-nutrition-programs/

predictably, GQP is pushing back on offering explicit protections for lgbtq kids (while still providing lunches and such equally to all kids)

9 hours ago, elfenix said:

what the actual fuck

 

Don't knock it til you rock it. Baby blood is the only thing that gets me through some days.

2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Don't knock it til you rock it. Baby blood is the only thing that gets me through some days.

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4 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

to be fair, i don't think they are prohibiting lgbtq kids from getting food/school lunches.  The aim is to get explicit protection for lgbtq kids

if the school is receiving USDA funding.  this would get rolled up under title 9.  headline is a little misleading in that it suggests schools are taking food away from kids because of their sexual orientation.

this seems like a better article explaining it  https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/3478940-usda-launches-initiative-to-combat-discrimination-against-lgbtq-people-in-accessing-nutrition-programs/

predictably, GQP is pushing back on offering explicit protections for lgbtq kids (while still providing lunches and such equally to all kids)

Headline isn't misleading for gay people.  We know and have always known that in this country being gay is a reason that can be used to deny us services, to fire us, to deny housing, etc.  depending on where we live.  In Florida they are making gay teachers take pictures of their spouses off their desk and to never tell their students they are gay if they want to keep their job.  It isn't that much of a stretch for those schools to also start retaliating against students who are open about being gay.  We've seen schools use all kinds of tactics to discourage gay kids from organizing, from being open, etc, with them not enforcing bullying rules when the target is gay, by disallowing any kind of gay groups or even gay straight alliance groups, by firing teachers who come out, and any number of other things. 

So yeah, when I see that the Republicans are against this, I am specifically seeing that Republicans want to make it easier for schools to use breakfasts/lunches as a tool to keep gay people in line.  

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

no idea where this goes 

 

Ah. So child trafficking and election stealing are cool if you only do it once, but try it twice and the hills will boil forth mighty Warriors of God.

16 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Headline isn't misleading for gay people.  We know and have always known that in this country being gay is a reason that can be used to deny us services, to fire us, to deny housing, etc.  depending on where we live.  In Florida they are making gay teachers take pictures of their spouses off their desk and to never tell their students they are gay if they want to keep their job.  It isn't that much of a stretch for those schools to also start retaliating against students who are open about being gay.  We've seen schools use all kinds of tactics to discourage gay kids from organizing, from being open, etc, with them not enforcing bullying rules when the target is gay, by disallowing any kind of gay groups or even gay straight alliance groups, by firing teachers who come out, and any number of other things. 

So yeah, when I see that the Republicans are against this, I am specifically seeing that Republicans want to make it easier for schools to use breakfasts/lunches as a tool to keep gay people in line.  

appreciate your perspective.  i have not walked a mile in your shoes and yes, schools are trending (more) anti gay and are taking away and preventing existing measures to provide aid, acceptance or common decency for gay students.  i just posted what i saw as the underlying facts because the headline was a little misleading wrt to the mechanics of what was going on.  it does not make it any less of an attack on the gay community.  I hope my post was not taken as support of the policy.

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

When are you going to learn to post a tweet correctly?

Support your question.

no idea where this goes 
 

200m? Seems like you’re overestimating your fan base there friendo.

Just because I asked you to put your dick in my mouth doesn’t make me gay.  

Okay, but I'm gonna need some imitation crab meat or something as an enticement. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Just because I asked you to put your dick in my mouth doesn’t make me gay.  

Its the putting it in your ass before your mouth that does. 

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

no idea where this goes 

 

"Jesus is king. God wins." is the "allahu akbar" of the 2020s ...

8 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Its the putting it in your ass before your mouth that does. 

If I could do that I’d never leave the house. 

11 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Its the putting it in your ass before your mouth that does. 

Must be from Nantucket. 

30 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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I dated a girl who enjoyed ATM and she was left handed so this hits close to home

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


200m? Seems like you’re overestimating your fan base there friendo.

yeah that number seems high even using the gop gorilla math. 

200m was the attendance figure from trump’s inauguration, weren’t you paying attention? 

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Okay, but I'm gonna need some imitation crab meat or something as an enticement. 

And some model trains to play with afterward.

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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If there are 200m mouths, that leaves approximately 65m dicks available for insertion.

Math doesn't work.

“I hate every single person! I would never go out of my way to help anyone! The world would be much better if we killed the blacks, Mexicans and Jews! I put all my money into Trump merchandise which I display at all times!

Jesus is king! Praise the lord!”

Way to ensure Liz loses with the maga crowd -- they hate anything associated with GWB

And Dick comes across like an old, dollar-store version of Westworld Yul Brynner 

So Liz will have until late Jan to do her thing

Her pa will help her with whatever anglin she doin after

17 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Way to ensure Liz loses with the maga crowd

That ship sailed a long time ago, back when she voted to impeach Trump. 

so dick cheney shits on trump. huh. 

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8 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Umm, that’s not sanitary buddy. 

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19 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

totally legal and totally cool

Legitimate political discourse

15 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Oh no, another groomer victim.

Back to the truck:  Fuck'n?  Really?  I mean, I don't expect Little Brown Handbook level of grammatical correctness, but is Fuckin' really that hard to figure out?

5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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If your main point was showing us the freaking awesome tattoo up top, well-done.  It's good enough to make me ignore the bottom one.

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