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6 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I also imagine God speaking with James Earl Jones' voice, just because he could. 

Or George Burns

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28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

From the "every accusation is a confession" department, a Republican state senator from West Michigan, who made election integrity a key issue in his reelection campaign, is under criminal investigation after allegations of signature fraud were made against him in late 2016, the Michigan Secretary of State’s Office has confirmed On Nov. 7, 2016, Clerk Jennifer Badgero in Newaygo County’s Brooks Township filed a report with Michigan State Police alleging state Sen. Jon Bumstead (R-Newaygo) forged absentee ballots at least twice. Why the fuck it's taken six years for this to become known is beyond me but there you have it.


https://michiganadvance.com/2022/11/17/state-officials-indicate-a-criminal-investigation-is-underway-into-sen-bumstead/

Badgero, Bumstead, and Newaygo.

Ain't they got any normal names up there?

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Hey God,

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Must kill fact-checkers…

MAGA musician threatened to execute Trump fact-checkers for 'defamation and slander': report

 

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An overly-enthusiastic devotee of Donald Trump is facing a lengthy sentence in federal prison for threatening to murder journalists who fact-check the former president and then also threatening the FBI for investigating him.

 
 
 

"North Carolina insurance salesman and semi-pro musician Stephen Jike Williams, who performs simply as Jike Williams, allegedly vowed to execute fact-checkers for the 'defamation and slander' of the ex-president," The Daily Beast reported. "When the FBI showed up at his door, Williams threatened the life of a female agent assigned to investigate, according to a criminal complaint first obtained by The Daily Beast."

After a visit from authorities, Williams reportedly posted a TikTok video titled, "f*ck the FBI."

 

"Williams, 42, is now charged with threatening to murder a federal law enforcement officer and transmission of interstate threats," The Beast reported. "The complaint against him, which was unsealed Friday in North Carolina federal court, says that Williams was incensed over, variously, the 2020 'stolen' election, vaccine mandates, his TikTok account getting suspended, and liberals pushing 'anti-Trump propaganda.'"

Trump has been repeatedly fact-checked, but has continued to push his lies about election fraud in the 2020 election that was won by Joe Biden. 

During the four years he was in office, The Washington Post documented 30,573 false or misleading claims. When Trump announced his 2024 campaign on Tuesday, he once again sent fact-checkers into overdrive.

The criminal complaint obtained by The Beast documents the TikTok video Williams reportedly posted where he describes the FBI as "enemy combatants."

 

“I’m not playing with the f*cking FBI,” Williams allegedly said. “They’ve been put on f*cking notice, if you step back foot on my f*cking property, I ain’t gonna sit there and talk to you. I’m going to bust your fucking head open with fucking .308 [Winchesters], man. I’m going to kill every single one of you, stack you up in your cars, and drive you back to headquarters and finish the f*cking job… They are absolutely out of control. Stand up to 'em, fight 'em, shoot 'em on sight.”

 

Who names their kid Jikes?

 

https://www.rawstory.com/maga-arrested/

50 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ugh. From the linked Daily Beast article.

Just listened. 

P.S. its terrible

 

"Semi-pro musician" isn't a thing.

51 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

"Semi-pro musician" isn't a thing.

Tens of thousands of semi-pro musicians in Austin would disagree with you.

Tens of thousands of semi-pro musicians in Austin would disagree with you.

“Semi-pro musician” = “pro food service worker.” No hate on waitstaff, just calling it likes I sees it.
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ugh. From the linked Daily Beast article.

Is it just me or does he look like Hunter Biden?

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Must kill fact-checkers…

MAGA musician threatened to execute Trump fact-checkers for 'defamation and slander': report

 

An overly-enthusiastic devotee of Donald Trump is facing a lengthy sentence in federal prison for threatening to murder journalists who fact-check the former president and then also threatening the FBI for investigating him.

     

"North Carolina insurance salesman and semi-pro musician Stephen Jike Williams, who performs simply as Jike Williams, allegedly vowed to execute fact-checkers for the 'defamation and slander' of the ex-president," The Daily Beast reported. "When the FBI showed up at his door, Williams threatened the life of a female agent assigned to investigate, according to a criminal complaint first obtained by The Daily Beast."

After a visit from authorities, Williams reportedly posted a TikTok video titled, "f*ck the FBI."

 

"Williams, 42, is now charged with threatening to murder a federal law enforcement officer and transmission of interstate threats," The Beast reported. "The complaint against him, which was unsealed Friday in North Carolina federal court, says that Williams was incensed over, variously, the 2020 'stolen' election, vaccine mandates, his TikTok account getting suspended, and liberals pushing 'anti-Trump propaganda.'"

Trump has been repeatedly fact-checked, but has continued to push his lies about election fraud in the 2020 election that was won by Joe Biden. 


During the four years he was in office, The Washington Post documented 30,573 false or misleading claims. When Trump announced his 2024 campaign on Tuesday, he once again sent fact-checkers into overdrive.

The criminal complaint obtained by The Beast documents the TikTok video Williams reportedly posted where he describes the FBI as "enemy combatants."

 

“I’m not playing with the f*cking FBI,” Williams allegedly said. “They’ve been put on f*cking notice, if you step back foot on my f*cking property, I ain’t gonna sit there and talk to you. I’m going to bust your fucking head open with fucking .308 [Winchesters], man. I’m going to kill every single one of you, stack you up in your cars, and drive you back to headquarters and finish the f*cking job… They are absolutely out of control. Stand up to 'em, fight 'em, shoot 'em on sight.”

 
Who names their kid Jikes?
 
https://www.rawstory.com/maga-arrested/

It’s a misprint. It’s actually Jake, but during the phone interview, the reporter forgot to ask his girlfriend to spell it out, so she just repeated it, causing the reporter to go on sound alone.
8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ugh. From the linked Daily Beast article.

Alpha. Male.

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

So now Jike's girlfriend has her couch back.

Yikes, Jikes, Beechnut Gum!

 

Meanwhile, the Tell Me About ATM thread is going bonkers over the cannon debacle and I wonder how many posters on there realize they are EXACTLY THE SAME as aggy. I’d wager 30-40% of them (funny how that works) voted Republican. 

On 11/19/2022 at 11:36 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Alpha. Male.

Makes Nick Adams wet. 

It’s funny watching more and more people realize Republicans are political terrorists 

On 11/19/2022 at 2:05 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Ugh. From the linked Daily Beast article.


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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

It’s going to be all about petty vindictiveness. 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s funny watching more and more people realize Republicans are political terrorists 

I mean, it's been obvious for many years.  It's kind of sad to see people just now starting to get it.

6 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

In reference to

Wait, so this

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As with the Clinton scandals of the 1990s, the parts of the GOP Hunter Biden story that are true are not interesting to voters; the parts that might be interesting to voters are not true.

Means that Hunter doesn’t have a big dick?

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s funny watching more and more people realize Republicans are political terrorists 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s going to be all about petty vindictiveness. 

Given the outcome of 2018, ‘20, and ‘22, it’s not a particularly smart path to follow.  It’s not going to swing AZ, PA, Mi, etc. back to the Republicans and just further cements them as the Qanon party of Boebert, MTG, and Trump.

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Given the outcome of 2018, ‘20, and ‘22, it’s not a particularly smart path to follow.  It’s not going to swing AZ, PA, Mi, etc. back to the Republicans and just further cements them as the Qanon party of Boebert, MTG, and Trump.

good, fuck em

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Given the outcome of 2018, ‘20, and ‘22, it’s not a particularly smart path to follow.  It’s not going to swing AZ, PA, Mi, etc. back to the Republicans and just further cements them as the Qanon party of Boebert, MTG, and Trump.

McCarthy is probably stuck having to cater to loons like Boebert and MTG because he needs their votes to become Speaker. He has no spine or principles anyway and he’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that singular goal. 

36 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McCarthy is probably stuck having to cater to loons like Boebert and MTG because he needs their votes to become Speaker. He has no spine or principles anyway and he’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that singular goal. 

honestly it's his best course of action. it keeps those harpies off his ass for a bit while he undermines democracy more. it's like giving a baby a pacifier

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McCarthy is probably stuck having to cater to loons like Boebert and MTG because he needs their votes to become Speaker. He has no spine or principles anyway and he’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that singular goal. 

Good.  Let him drag the GQP further into the looney bin.  2024 will be great

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46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Good.  Let him drag the GQP further into the looney bin.  2024 will be great

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Alex Jones? More like Tom Jones amiright.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

wtf is that

I think his right wrist has sprouted pink fur.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Good.  Let him drag the GQP further into the looney bin.  2024 will be great

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This year's CPAC is fucking lit!! 

Tough to keep current with rightist beliefs. I guess drag is out but leather bars are in.

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1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

I guess drag is out but leather bars are in.

The ruling in that lawsuit was crushing.  Alex is down to the bear necessities at this point.

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

McCarthy is probably stuck having to cater to loons like Boebert and MTG because he needs their votes to become Speaker. He has no spine or principles anyway and he’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that singular goal. 

A razor thin GOP majority makes all the loons that DID get elected more powerful, not less. 

2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Alex Jones? More like Tom Jones amiright.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

29 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

A razor thin GOP majority makes all the loons that DID get elected more powerful, not less. 

Yep. Gives them power to gum up the works like Manchin and Sinema in the Senate.

How many mother fucking conferences do these mother fuckers have?

Newt Gingrich.  Lulz.

20 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How many mother fucking conferences do these mother fuckers have?

Newt Gingrich.  Lulz.

Jesus, that doesn’t even include the half dozen country music acts scheduled to appear.

And forget Newt. What about the supposed newscasters participating in a political rally? Pick your anchor from CNN, MSNBC, etc. You don’t see them speaking at political rallies. But then, do the Democrats even hold events like this?

4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Tough to keep current with rightist beliefs. I guess drag is out but leather bars are in.

Bob Hope on Tom Jones: "I'm not saying his pants or tight but if he has a quarter in his pocket you tell if it's heads or tails."

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think his right wrist has sprouted pink fur.

Alex warned us that the frogs were being turned gay.

36 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

How many mother fucking conferences do these mother fuckers have?

Newt Gingrich.  Lulz.

Even worse, you have to split the gate 26 ways.

14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

And he probably still thinks he can be President one day.

Mark Twain: "When I was a boy I was told anyone could grow up to be President.  I'm starting to believe that."

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