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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There's going to be continuing rounds of fuck around and find out over the next several years.  It's not pretty.  I don't think it will be huge in volume, but it will happen.

I think you're right about FAFO over the years. I have reason to believe the volume would not increase in a snowballing effect.

If it were still playing politics, we could reasonably expect revulsion at a person on one political side killing one from the other over an incident like this one. In the metaverse and under the influence of our simplistically murderous mythology, my slight expectation of decency from the fascists becomes molecular. 

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Anyone know this guy? Looks like they are in Houston

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'd have kicked the living shit out of that cunt. 

I would have laughed about how the real Americans wrecked the Confederacy and how Sherman didn't do enough.

And I would ask him why a Christian man feels comfortable taking the Lord's name in vain.

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I love watching grown adults throw tantrums when they find out Confederate Santa isn't real

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

He pretty much kicked his own ass. 

"Have a nice day" and "Jesus loves you" were excellent.

Still, I'm finding harder and harder to laugh at this shit. That dickwad was operating with complete confidence in his opinions. He views them as facts because he heard 'em on the radio or the TV! He truly feels he is facing off with enemies of his country.

I feel like he wasn't far away from crying though.  These guys are such fucking crybaby snowflakes.

His crybaby snowflake self is what's destroying the country.

'murica.  His opinion counts, hers?  GTFO

6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Forgot to add youth baseball dad with a Jeep and a calf tat.

 

On the undercard of stupidity for this tweet is proposing a new holiday on January 1.
2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Forgot to add youth baseball dad with a Jeep and a calf tat.

I punched a hole in a wall once.

Don't judge.

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

Anyone know this guy? Looks like they are in Houston

 

I think that’s the Confederate monument in Orange. 

Is that thing actually built?  Or is that just a fundraising rendering?  

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Is that thing actually built?  Or is that just a fundraising rendering?  

Built

Did they intend for it to look like a guitar trapped inside a toddler's playgate or is that the whole metaphorical point?  

My dad used to tell me the old P.T. Barnum quotes about making money off the stupids.  But this current timeline, this is just other-worldly.  At least the circus was new and different.  These people literally can research this shit and see they're being ripped off but they do it anyway.  Like a legal fee fundraiser where no money actually goes to the lawyers or court costs, but rather to a new plane engine.  

I mean the math on that fucking "monument."  I'm assuming there was some sweetheart deal on the ground lease and it looks like it cost maybe a few hundred grand.  So somebody walked away with a lotta fucking money.  

crockpot cream cheese meals are the WORST 😝

 

13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Yes. Suggesting it's racially divisive is to suggest that maybe Emancipation was a bad idea that we feel bad about instead of being the most obvious first move by the US to legally end slavery which all should celebrate.

You want to talk about a racially divisive holiday set near one we should all unify about, let's talk about Texas Confederate Heroes Day being the same week as MLK day. That's an iron grip on the Confederate cause and pride in rebellion laid beside the memory of a man who sought peaceful ways of change. Of course, we killed him for it, but hey, he got a holiday named for him!

Well wishing someone “happy Juneteenth “ is a bit awkward 

oh you mean “happy getting freedom 89 years after the Declaration of Independence, 2 1/2 years after the emancipation proclamation, and 2 months after Lee surrendered day?”

Thanks cracker!

4 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

This appears to have not aged well.

Guaranteed his opinion hasn’t changed. 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

crockpot cream cheese meals are the WORST 😝

 

I believe you. This Korean cream cheese garlic bread, though, looks legit.

 

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Forgot to add youth baseball dad with a Jeep and a calf tat.

And he was double-d-ing it.

Farva- Nice Canadian tuxedo.
57 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

seems to be the canned message of the day from Russian disinfo as several different magats have tweeted the same thing verbatim

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seems to be the canned message of the day from Russian disinfo as several different magats have tweeted the same thing verbatim

YEP

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seems to be the canned message of the day from Russian disinfo as several different magats have tweeted the same thing verbatim

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Remember when Melania stole the speech from Michelle? There was some statistical science that showed how using the same pattern of exact words is astronomically high. MAGAs should play the lottery….

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

1. Hope for the worst,

2. Blame Biden for anything and everything so all the Repubs get elected after parroting Russian disinformation,

3. Throw the rest of the world under the bus,

4. ?????

5. Profit

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"Joe Biden is trying to 'topple' Putin!!!!"

Yes, he is.  So what?

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“Sark is trying to score points on OU!”

They did this with the Nordstream pipeline, too.

”We helped them blow up the pipeline!!!!”

So what if we did?

Literally the dumbest people.

6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"Joe Biden is trying to 'topple' Putin!!!!"

Yes, he is.  So what?

 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

GOP Translation - We tried to topple the US government while receiving assistance from Russia.

This.  They see Russia as their ally.

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

"Joe Biden is trying to 'topple' Putin!!!!"

Yes, he is.  So what?

 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They have one vision …

 

This is the One Vision that matters

 

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Gack!

I need a sonic cleansing.

 

At least they're finally saying it out loud.

It's not something I'm proud of, but in a weird way I'm glad my parents have passed on.  What a fuckin' world.

Posting this as a possible thread holder if I want to fuck with her, the woman, Kami, who runs this org US13 admitted to me just now in a Denver bar she gives nothing to the 13 families. Will look for possible ways to fuck with her. Says she is from Austin Texas on the website but her drunk ass friends and her said she lives in Hawaii.

it’s your classic lists of buzzwords and bullshit including patriot, miracle babies, God, and guns.

https://www.us13.org/team-1

I might have missed it, but I don't see actual tributes to the 13 fallen soldiers they allegedly honor.  I see some photos, but hardly any bio information, etc.  Of course, there's a lot of that sort of stuff for those who "run" the grift organization.

13 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Posting this as a possible thread holder if I want to fuck with her, the woman, Kami, who runs this org US13 admitted to me just now in a Denver bar she gives nothing to the 13 families. Will look for possible ways to fuck with her. Says she is from Austin Texas on the website but her drunk ass friends and her said she lives in Hawaii.

it’s your classic lists of buzzwords and bullshit including patriot, miracle babies, God, and guns.

https://www.us13.org/team-1

US13.ORG is an America First, Military and First Responder Supporting 501(C)(3)

Non-Profit. All donations are tax deductible.

 

Maybe a place the start. 

 

Another is easy to find, but may entail collateral damage. 

You can FOIA their tax returns as a registered c3, though it's a pain in the ass.  You can donate $1 to them and directly, politely request their financials and/or by-laws.  There are also a number of agencies that rate the donation efficiency of non-profits, though most of them don't know what the fuck they're doing either.  But it's a start.  But nobody, not nobody cares about the troops more than Kami...except maybe Donald Trump.

If I knew anything about computers, I'd replace the clip from that 80's anti-drug ad about the dad who's asking the kid who taught him how to smoke week.  And it'd be Trump asking all these fellow grifters, "Who taught you how to do this stuff?"  And reply is "You alright!  I learned it from watching you!"  

Another fantastic legacy of President 45 that we'll be living with for decades is he developed a blueprint for taking money from stupid people that always wanted to feel engaged.  And he takes 80% right off the top.  And they beg for the change to give more.  It's already created so many fraudulent PAC's and 501c3/c4, I lost count.  Just another form of the prosperity gospel but for politics, veterans, legal entanglements, and general buffoonery.  He's salted the earth for so many genuinely good charities and political causes.  B

But donors can't stop recurring donations to Kami and US13 now...because to do so would be to admit they were previously swindled...so you gotta double down.  Kinda sounds like a casino model that somebody fucked up TWICE.  

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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is the One Vision that matters

 

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These people will literally grift anything.

It’s just like Jesus said “take all from your neighbor, give nothing in return. For they are suckers, so fuck them.” Mark 5:18

 
 
He cuddles that doll, doesn't he?
10 hours ago, Red Five said:


“Sark is trying to score points on OU!”


He's trying to oust Brent Venables so that he can take credit for ousting Brent Venables!

Thanks for the tips, sent an initial message now, will probably use other resources with nerds (reddit) if I think I can fuck her up and find contact information of the 13 families to see if they approve.

Never left a bar physically ill like I did today. Thats a lie, I've been kicked out for throwing up, but just felt bad and needed to read other common sense responses.

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Posting this as a possible thread holder

Comments from this video:

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So I got blocked by Kami for voicing my opinion, wondering if she is profiting from US13. She mentions that her funds are going to her apparel "paying tribute" to those we have lost in Kabul. I believe profiting from any of this is wrong. Her mission on her website, which she referred me to, doesn't state anything about how she's giving back to our service members who have died to protect us. She blocked me on social media after giving my opinion about her brand. To use the 13 heroes who have died in Kabul, one that my partner actually knows, is very disrespectful and wrong. Voicing my opinion about your own brand is freedom of speech. Kami, if you claim that you are "a patriot of this country and appreciate why we have our freedom", then my harmless comment which was nothing more than an opinion should have never been deleted and blocked.

 

This is the One Vision that matters
 

I am proud that I knew EXACTLY what you were linking before I even looked.
8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Never left a bar physically ill like I did today.

You haven't been doing it right.

 

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Thats a lie, I've been kicked out for throwing up

There you go.

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