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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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35 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

When the highest court in the land that you have packed with illegitimate right wing hacks won’t do what you want you just do it anyways. Fuck the rule of law amiright!  

John Roberts is flummoxed at this outcome.

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Ehhh, needs more taser ...

10 hours ago, brown water said:

You could waive a magic wand and fix all the cultural and political craziness and I would still avoid anyone with passionate feelings about Olive Garden, Jason Aldean or Bud Light - much less all 3. 

all three are shit. guess you can avoid me now.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

all three are shit. guess you can avoid me now.

There is a real good chance that a future President will be conceived after a nice dinner at Olive Garden (no salad, fuck you), with a Bud Light infused love making session while bumping and grinding to some Jason Aldean.  I leave to each of you to guess as to which party that may represent.  

There is a real good chance that a future President will be conceived after a nice dinner at Olive Garden (no salad, fuck you), with a Bud Light infused love making session while bumping and grinding to some Jason Aldean.  I leave to each of you to guess as to which party that may represent.  

Well, being that kids usually rebel against what their parents are…I might vote for that kid.
From a twitter thread talking about how bassackwards the money-earning culture in Russia is.  No value for hard work – work is for suckers.  Using your power and scamming, that’s how it works. 
 
 
E.g.:
Officials of higher rank get both hate and envy as they have what everyone in russia wants - money without any real effort. So don't be surprised if you see a lot of organizations like FBK gathering donations without any real measurable result - it's another way of enrichment
in russia - grifring and scamming. You say what people want to hear, create a cult around one leader and here you are - pretty well off somewhere in Europe.
Gosh.  Does that seem familiar?  We have an entire political party that is built around the Russian model, and literally wants to make America Russia in that respect.  How fucking fucked is that?
All while preaching the gospel of Mike Rowe and complaining that schools ignore career training in favor of pushing kids into 4 year colleges.
16 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Exclude them from electing representatives next election.

 

My thoughts exactly. 

Serious questions:  what is the next step?  What "punishment" might exist, or what authority can force them to create that 2nd district?

I know, I know, "nothing will happen".  Assume my questions are theoretical in nature.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Serious questions:  what is the next step?  What "punishment" might exist, or what authority can force them to create that 2nd district?

I know, I know, "nothing will happen".  Assume my questions are theoretical in nature.

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There is a real good chance that a future President will be conceived after a nice dinner at Olive Garden (no salad, fuck you), with a Bud Light infused love making session while bumping and grinding to some Jason Aldean.  I leave to each of you to guess as to which party that may represent.  

Since Bud Light makes you gay, are you calling your shot on the first gay president?
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Serious questions:  what is the next step?  What "punishment" might exist, or what authority can force them to create that 2nd district?

I know, I know, "nothing will happen".  Assume my questions are theoretical in nature.

Court will block the maps and assign a special master to draw them or to pick from a set of maps 

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Just now, Js1 said:

Court will block the maps and assign a special master to draw them. See Pennsylvania 2018

YARN | So you're telling me there's a chance. | Dumb ...

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Since Bud Light makes you gay, are you calling your shot on the first gay president?

I'd like to think we might have a gay President (male, female, or otherwise) well before 45 years from now simply because no one will care between now and then, assuming they are qualified and a good leader.  One's sexuality and preferences have no bearing on those qualifications, and I personally think society is moving that way, but I am naturally inclined to optimistic towards these sorts of things.  

So yeah, I am going to call my shot, it's gonna happen.  Though I doubt all those elements will have combined to make it so. 

Personally, I would not be surprised if Republicans eventually started a push to disallow gay people from serving in office.  After that, racial minorities.  Prove me wrong.

56 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I'd like to think we might have a gay President (male, female, or otherwise) well before 45 years from now simply because no one will care between now and then, assuming they are qualified and a good leader.  One's sexuality and preferences have no bearing on those qualifications, and I personally think society is moving that way, but I am naturally inclined to optimistic towards these sorts of things.  

So yeah, I am going to call my shot, it's gonna happen.  Though I doubt all those elements will have combined to make it so. 

Is James Buchanan a joke to you? And he’s considered the worst president in US history. Probably because he was so gay

58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Is James Buchanan a joke to you? And he’s considered the worst president in US history. Probably because he was so gay


james Madison had kids with his slaves, then sold them off into slavery. Hard to top that for worst president 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Gravy Seals………………assemble !!!

 

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Demonstrating her ability to add 1+ 3 whilst sitting in a handicart. LOL.

How fucking batshit do you have to be to be too MAGA for Walmart?

It happens every week so let's make sure we do something to up that level because we hate migrants!

If the buoys only occupy a very small portion of the river, why install them in the first place?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Well, that's something.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

good god the double speak is just outstanding. I mean, that's some next-level self contradiction. I thought DeSantis had the prize earlier after stating that the current Florida curriculum does not say that slaves benefitted from slavery, only that the skills they learned while slaving could be beneficial in their daily lives (you know, all that free time they have to go pick cotton when they're not picking cotton 🙄). that's is some pretzel-level contortion, but this is possibly even dumber than that. "I'm glad we're talking about this. Let's talk about something else!" Fucking what?

Say Tony, did you hear the one about the cripple, the immigrant, and the cop all in a life raft on the Rio Grande?  Yada, yada, yada...those aren't buoys!  

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


james Madison had kids with his slaves, then sold them off into slavery. Hard to top that for worst president 

If he got the idea of selling them once they became teenagers it's easier to understand.

Do we think Iconoclast is jerking off to the news that migrants are drowning in the water?

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Do we think Iconoclast is jerking off to the news that migrants are drowning in the water?

Probably crying bc he can’t go down there and shoot them himself 

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On 7/21/2023 at 4:31 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

had to give you the cycle

21 hours ago, GenXer said:

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Demonstrating her ability to add 1+ 3 whilst sitting in a handicart. LOL.

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Do we think Iconoclast is jerking off to the news that migrants are drowning in the water?

Bet he is over this -



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I’m really pissed Biden’s people are allowing this bullshit

On 7/21/2023 at 10:20 AM, Brisketexan said:

Gosh.  Does that seem familiar?  We have an entire political party that is built around the Russian model, and literally wants to make America Russia in that respect.  How fucking fucked is that?

Well you see.... its so dipshits like fatty can get their dick hard at the gun range

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

He shouldn't worry - I'm sure he still has a future as a "chaplain" in a Texas public school .... 

48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Of course he’s pro-life, he needs the pool of potential victims to be as large as possible.

This man and his family are domestic terrorists. Fuck them forever 

 

2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Simply mind bottling.

I'm totally a Deep State man. There's nothing they can't do.

I'm totally a Deep State man. There's nothing they can't do.
Seriously. Get them on the ballot. They get shit done.
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