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1 hour ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

it's a miracle of logic how Nick Fuentes (dad's family from Mexico) is a white supremacist. 

I mean I guess. There are very white Mexicans who are mostly Spanish blood

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

So he’s just saying out loud what they all think already?  Not sure why anyone is surprised. 

it's a miracle of logic how Nick Fuentes (dad's family from Mexico) is a white supremacist. 

Just striving for that American Dream.

White male patriarchy.
On 11/25/2022 at 2:16 PM, Bama Chick said:

Cool cool cool
 

Something about this looks familiar. 

Oh yeah 

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5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Oh yeah 

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My God.  Weirdest.

25 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Trivago Romney.

Replies got it right, he needs a mustache.

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Cool, Rick, but still fuck you for laying the groundwork for this shit

54 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Cool, Rick, but still fuck you for laying the groundwork for this shit

True, but he was quick to about face when he saw what it had become.  Enemy of my enemy and whatnot.

19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Between his looks, weird hand gestures and tics, and oh lets not forget his disgusting beliefs, it's truly baffling that no woman will have sex with him. 

Nice Mitch, not sure why it took so long (oh yeah, pressure has been building and it wasn't going away).

So how about the marriage stuff?

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Onion stuff keeps popping up in my YT feed, and they somehow discovered what t some Republicans are doing - some of these people are clearly firing all of their neurons at once.

 

10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Between his looks, weird hand gestures and tics, and oh lets not forget his disgusting beliefs, it's truly baffling that no woman will have sex with him. 

I mean, I wouldn’t wish sex with him on my worst enemy.  

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6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I mean, I wouldn’t wish sex with him on my worst enemy.  

I find this odd. Because I absolutely would wish Nick Fuentes sex on, say, Ted Cruz, or Dan Patrick. Wait, Patrick would like it. But you get the point. 

54 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I find this odd. Because I absolutely would wish Nick Fuentes sex on, say, Ted Cruz, or Dan Patrick. Wait, Patrick would like it. But you get the point. 

Well, the all really like gargling dotards orange balls, so...

On 11/28/2022 at 6:47 PM, atomheartbevo said:

freely dispensed hard cider to the voters

doesn't seem all bad

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bold strategy, cotton. 

Jon Cooper, bringing the news from about 2 days ago, as usual.

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Holy shit lol.  Legit almost spit take.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Can anyone splain to me the thing about Jesus’ wound from the spear in his ribs changing his gender?

How crazy is that the Senate majority leader has to say that white nationalism is wrong.

In a related video, here is Louis Theroux spending time with these people including Fuentes

 

 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

At least he'll have plenty of time to stalk his cousin while uncomfortably attempting to keep a neglige on.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Of course Florida elected Jasper Beardsley ...

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I thought it wasn't woke to say "metrosexual" anymore.  I read we're supposed to use the term "urbanhomo" 

Jesus at that school board asshole and that Sheriff.

I guess we can cut out the middleman and just have principals and SROs just shoot a bunch of kids instead of a loser classmate.

Their message hasn’t changed ….

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Jesus at that school board asshole and that Sheriff.

I guess we can cut out the middleman and just have principals and SROs just shoot a bunch of kids instead of a loser classmate.

If I had kids in those Branch Floridian's district, I'd have a for sale sign in my yard by the end of the day. 

Someone is going to have to explain to me why a sheriff with no jurisdiction or power to change anything regarding school discipline policies (other than to advise the school board if asked) is showing up and speaking at a fucking press conference about school discipline, and why anyone should take any thing he says seriously. If a sheriff held a press conference about my company's policy towards dress and language in the office-place...I'd fucking laugh in his face. Pretty much the same thing here.

But I'm super cheering for that school district to get sued into oblivion for doing something fucking stupid and the taxpayers paying the deserved price for electing a bunch of stupid fucking dipshits. Because the odds of that happening just went up about 500%. 

2023 is almost here! One of my resolutions for next year is to only use exclamation marks!

I'm going to use the Surly platform I've been using to make this change! I never wanted to

be at the forefront of exclamation mark usage but I'm going to use my punctuation for good!

"If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud!"..."Why compound ignorance with inaudibility?!"

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Hey, back off the good sheriff.  He has a Bachelor's Degree from Daytona State College in Management and Supervision.  Who could be more qualified to effect change in K-12 curricula?

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Funny how often it happens that right wingers will put some celebrity, like Kanye or Lara Logan, on a pedestal for spouting right wing bullshit only to have those celebrities soon after reveal beyond any doubt that they're certifiable.  Not to mention the ones, like Brett Favre, who turn out to be low-life crooks.  

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Someone is going to have to explain to me why a sheriff with no jurisdiction or power to change anything regarding school discipline policies (other than to advise the school board if asked) is showing up and speaking at a fucking press conference about school discipline, and why anyone should take any thing he says seriously. If a sheriff held a press conference about my company's policy towards dress and language in the office-place...I'd fucking laugh in his face. Pretty much the same thing here.

But I'm super cheering for that school district to get sued into oblivion for doing something fucking stupid and the taxpayers paying the deserved price for electing a bunch of stupid fucking dipshits. Because the odds of that happening just went up about 500%. 

If I was a teenager there, I'd be planning my retirement right now based on the lawsuit I'd file after someone put a hand on me.

I'm sure that there will be no racial, ethnic, or gender disparities in the application of "tear their ass cheeks off" discipline.  Right?

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