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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’m not from Austin but none of you numbnuts could piss in a cup and drop it out the window?  

I say go full on monkeys at the zoo.

 

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

I realize I'm a third party to this conversation, but as a Red Raider and a normal human being, I get especially annoyed with the following Aggy-isms:

1.  TU.   Fuck that stupid shit.  No where anywhere is UT called "Texas University".  It's the University of Texas (at Austin).  TU is fucking stupid and juvenile and screams little dick syndrome.  I will actually dress down any fellow Red Raider who uses that term, because it is retarded to do so and we don't need to act like fucking dumbass aggies.

2.  Ran out of time.  No, you imbeciles, you lost.  As in, you scored less points than the other team when the game ended.  You fucking lost.  You are lucky you "ran out of time" when playing OU to a competitive 0-77.  There was no amount of time ever that would have allowed you to come back and win that game, or 2003 vs. Tech when we beat your ass 59-28 and you still had the gall after the game to say you ran out of time.  Take the L.

3. T-sips.  I have to admit my Red Raider dad also used that term when he was alive.  Another stupid aggy-ism that is supposed to be insulting but I don't get it.  When I asked my aggy relatives about it, they would mock UT fans "drinking tea with a pinky in the air".  These are the same people who love to say "Look, you have TeeTee on your shirt....you have TeeTee on your cap....your ring has TeeTee on it....hahahahahaha.  I'm like, seriously, are you five?  You are grown adults laughing your asses off at teetee and peepee jokes?

 

Sorry for the rant and intruding on your thread of hate, but the above three things are my some of my biggest pet peeves with the society of Agroid.

My dad loved UT and would have come here to play football had my mother to be not been at SME. The Depression generation often refer to Texas as Texas University. That's fine. The aggies insisting only on calling t.u. with lowercase letters is the idiotic part.

A lot of people over the years have called us t-sips including Longhorns. Harmless nickname. Aggies originally used it to deride our elitist ways: we sipped tea on the porch while Aggies were doing manly manful work. The last few decades, as A&M has become even less of a military school than it was, Aggie students not even in the corps say the expression comes from us sipping tea while they were winning America's wars. These are guys who never served and never even played Army man in the corps.

As for "ran out of time" or saying "outscored" rather than beaten, no organization improves that does not face its shortcomings and defeats. It's the way of losers.

I always liked Tech when I was younger and don't dislike them now. They used to be a good sample of West Texas football and toughness. Never gave up. Most teams are losing that kind of character. 

Posted
8 hours ago, South Austin said:

Question about the aggy corps band, since I really haven't been paying attention the past decade and it's been a long time since they've played in Austin:

Do they still do the same halftime routine -- same tune and same marching formation?  

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They'll all the Stupid BS that they always did.....that you youngins don't remember.

--The Dumbass midnight yell practice at the Texas State Capitol.

--The Dumbass brownshirts + brownshirts-band parade-march north on Congress Avenue from somewhere on South Congress (that probably doesn't exist -- Lulz), North to the Congress Avenue/11th Street intersection.

FUCK aggy and Goddamned Stupid Bullshit!!

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

If Phlegm is dead I hope he died a good and peaceful death. 

I imagine it was peaceful, as the passengers in his car screamed in terror as they drove under a semi. 

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A&M vs Texas position comparisons: QB: A&M

RB: A&M

WR: A&M

TE: Texas

OL: A&M (wide margin)

DL: A&M

LB: Texas

CB: A&M

S: A&M

K:Texas

KKK: A&M 

Players who fornicate with the opposite sex: Texas

Jizz Jars:A&M
 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

So Marcel has better receivers and TE’s than Arch but worse stats…

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Yeah, the logic escapes me. They claim aggy has a better OL, QB and WRs and yet our QB has better stats.

How, exactly, does that work???

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Posted
4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, the logic escapes me. They claim aggy has a better OL, QB and WRs and yet our QB has better stats.

How, exactly, does that work???

Double A Street: George Carlin MEME: "It's All Bullshit...

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On 11/22/2025 at 3:18 PM, millhouse said:

Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude

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He’ll be there in spirit on his pirate ship doing maneuvers or something. That guy’s ghost will haunt aggy every single year that they field a football team. 

Posted
35 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I will never understand doing this. So incredibly weird and pointless.

Lots of high schools have bonfires, so aggy is not alone. We used to have one, many decades ago, but it was nothing like their idol they build to worship. 

Posted
53 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I will never understand doing this. So incredibly weird and pointless.

Just wait until they start the elephant walk after the fire. I won't be looking for live youtube coverage of that one.

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Their defense is pretty fucking pedestrian outside of edge, just like ours. Their qb has been pretty terrible under pressure whereas ours has grown up under it. This game is going to be a bit of a shootout 

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Posted
14 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

--The Dumbass midnight yell practice at the Texas State Capitol.

I went to this when I was probably 9 or 10 with my friend's aggy sister.  Within 10 minutes of being there, I knew it was some weird shit.  Then I saw some Texas fans that had come to disrupt and jeer the cult and I went to join them.  At that moment, my Longhorn fandom was solidified.

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Posted
12 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I’m still here.  Went to the Arkansas game with my Son.  Last 4-6 weeks have been a blur, as I sold my house and moved into an apartment.  

I’ve checked on Surly just about daily, just haven’t hardly posted anything but likes to posts.  Drove to ABQ to see my Mother today and spend Thanksgiving with her.

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Why does this feel like a game where A&M is so confident they will win and it will be a blowout win for them that they come out and try to do too much and walk home with the L?

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Why does this feel like a game where A&M is so confident they will win and it will be a blowout win for them that they come out and try to do too much and walk home with the L?

Because they've beaten two 7-4 teams.

I just hope we don't start living the "Over rated" chant like we did with Vandy... Bring #1 and whatnot.

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Posted
Just now, Slacks said:

Because they've beaten two 7-4 teams.

I just hope we don't start living the "Over rated" chant like we did with Vandy... Bring #1 and whatnot.

Hearing the over-rated chant Friday night would make me very happy

Posted
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why does this feel like a game where A&M is so confident they will win and it will be a blowout win for them that they come out and try to do too much and walk home with the L?

They’re just not really that good. 

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Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Hearing the over-rated chant Friday night * with too little time remaining for us to turtle/3rd and PK our way to a loss * would make me very happy

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We need to crush these cocksuckers.  I'm already tired of listening to them run their mouths in typical aggy fashion.  We need to rip their hearts out, stomp on it and light the carcass ablaze.  Tech can finish the job by pissing on the ashes in the playoffs.

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Posted

Wednesday - Bobby

Spoiler

Wednesday

 

Bobby Burton

By Bobby Burton

  • 2 hours ago
 

In the first injury report of the week, Texas linebacker Anthony Hill was listed as questionable. It’s interesting because that is in opposition to what coach Steve Sarkisian said immediately following the Arkansas game - that Hill would play against the Aggies.

Yet it makes sense.

Hill’s injury is typically a two-to-three timeframe.

The Texas defense needs Hill to be ready in the worst way, especially with TyAnthony Smith sidelined for the first half.

Without Hill and Smith, I’m not sure the Texas linebackers can handle an Aggie offense that tests opposing linebackers better than just about any team in the country.

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We are all well aware that this is the worst rushing offense in Steve Sarkisian’s tenure, not only at Texas but as a coordinator or head coach anywhere.

Yet the running game wasn’t spectacular a year ago either and Tre Wisner put up more than 180 yards against A&M.

Is there an opportunity for Texas to replicate the performance of a year ago?

Yes. A&M remains somewhat susceptible to the run.

However, the difference this year is the pressure the high-scoring Aggie offense puts on others.

Oftentimes, opponents are forced to start throwing the ball to play more frequently just to catch up to A&M on the scoreboard. It happened some to Missouri late in their game against the Aggies.

One of the more interesting subplots of this game will be Sark and how he handles and manages the Texas run game.

Does he force it? Or does he say screw it, and throw the ball around the yard all game long?

I don’t know the answer. And neither does Mike Elko.

But it may be the thing to watch for on Friday night.

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My apologies for being a little MIA the last couple of days.

Like many of you, I’ve been traveling for the holidays.

I went to see my parents down in Houston after the game this weekend, then I made it back home yesterday morning. Now my wife and I are hosting are two adult children.

And during the middle of all that, there’s this little game coming up on Friday evening as well as signing day to prep for one week from today.

Hopefully everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow with family, and we celebrate a win on Friday night followed by a banner Wednesday signing day.

I’d be good with all of that. I’d be getting all of my Christmas gifts a few weeks early. 🙂

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Yet the running game wasn’t spectacular a year ago either and Tre Wisner put up more than 180 yards against A&M.

Is there an opportunity for Texas to replicate the performance of a year ago?

Yes. A&M remains somewhat susceptible to the run.

Has he paid attention to the season at all?  If anybody gets 80 that would be a miracle.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

Hearing the over-rated chant Friday night would make me very happy

It's a stupid self-own chant even when your team doesn't start off as pre-season #1.  Oh, you the team you beat isn't as good as everyone thought?  Good for you, I guess?

"poor aggies" is the only acceptable chant on Friday. 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, texasdago said:

To be fair, I would rather hear "poor aggies"

the chant does not matter; I just want to hear one coming from Longhorn fans as the gun sounds. 

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