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There's plenty of Latinos that are apart of the fuck you, got mine crowd. Like their grandparents immigrated from Mexico but now totally against anyone else coming.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Probably for a different thread, but this shows exactly why the Dems need to focus on voter turnout rather than swaying the Gary Johnson voters. 

If non-whites and 18-22 year-olds turn out in any sort of respectable manner, it’s an ass-kicking almost as bad as the one we are about to put on Rice. 

50 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Also quite a few coconuts

I used to work with a girl that called herself a coconut. Brown on the outside, white on the inside.

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

There's plenty of Latinos that are apart of the fuck you, got mine crowd. Like their grandparents immigrated from Mexico but now totally against anyone else coming.

Kinda like how Trump feels about Melania. 

I'm now racist against 29% of the Mexicans. 

I truly do not want to believe this actually happened.  

Of course it’s true. It’s perfectly on-brand for this admin. A judge who threatens 2 yr olds with being torn apart by dogs, in court? REWARD HIM!
Remember folks, things only get worse - never better. And we ain’t even CLOSE to rock bottom yet.
 

Fuckin’ white people, man.
And to be fair....WTF with 1/3 of Hispanics?

Exactly why I won’t feel sorry for them when they’re losing their farms. 

Fucking idiots trust Monsanto, Trump, and their idiotic local community banker.  But the USDA who has seen this country through a dozen shitshows and kept us safe and fed?  Nope, those guys are shifty, tell you what man...get 'er done.  It's impossible the people that feed us are this stupid.  

13 hours ago, Fozzz said:

lol the Taliban offered to give up OBL if the US agreed to give him a fair trial. Instead the US chose to start a war.  Libs are shit. 

 

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that Obama was a "lib".

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It's impossible the people that feed us are this stupid.  

So you've never been to Nebraska?

apparently you can be a braindead dipshit and still grow food.  Nature, you crazy.

11 minutes ago, RPM said:

So you've never been to Nebraska?

Ha! Relatives in Nebraska are one of the reasons I don't social media. You know those chain emails? Yeah, at least I can delete those w/o causing a family ruckus....

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

There's plenty of Latinos that are apart of the fuck you, got mine crowd. Like their grandparents immigrated from Mexico but now totally against anyone else coming.

Well adopting that attitude is how you officially become white in America.

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Fucking idiots trust Monsanto, Trump, and their idiotic local community banker.  But the USDA who has seen this country through a dozen shitshows and kept us safe and fed?  Nope, those guys are shifty, tell you what man...get 'er done.  It's impossible the people that feed us are this stupid.  

*git

5 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Mother fucking hilarious that letter is!!!

put it in the smithsonian or whatever the right museum may be. 

 

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

The President has had three national security advisers -- Bolton, Michael Flynn and H.R. McMaster. He has summarily fired a secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, by tweet after undercutting the former ExxonMobil CEO for months.
Secretary of Defense James Mattis resigned, reportedly in frustration over Trump's decision to pull out of Syria.
The President has also churned through two Homeland Security secretaries, John Kelly and Kirstjen Nielsen, and a National Security Agency director, Mike Rogers. He's lost a deputy national security adviser, K.T. McFarland and an ambassador to the UN, Nikki Haley. Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats and his deputy, Sue Gordon, left their posts last month.

Trump's foreign policy & defense = Clown shoes at a goat rodeo.

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These people are hopeless.
 

Exactly why I won’t feel sorry for them when they’re losing their farms. 

Bingo.
Watching fools burn on a pyre that they built and passionately stoked...well, I’m going to bask in the glow and listen to their screams.
They want cruelty to be inflicted on others...so no sympathy when it comes back to bite them.
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Fucking idiots trust Monsanto, Trump, and their idiotic local community banker.  But the USDA who has seen this country through a dozen shitshows ... It's impossible the people that feed us are this stupid.  

The dust bowl says hi.  And yeah, the USDA helped fix that shitshow too.


Bingo.
Watching fools burn on a pyre that they built and passionately stoked...well, I’m going to bask in the glow and listen to their screams.
They want cruelty to be inflicted on others...so no sympathy when it comes back to bite them.


Char-you TREE.

Can we just skip to the Dotard Festivus version of the airing of grievances where we all get to piss on his grave? I wish the worst upon anyone still supporting him. 

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Bingo.
Watching fools burn on a pyre that they built and passionately stoked...well, I’m going to bask in the glow and listen to their screams.
They want cruelty to be inflicted on others...so no sympathy when it comes back to bite them.

 

Not as enjoyable when we're all pyre-adjacent.

6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Not as enjoyable when we're all pyre-adjacent.

Yeah, but you'll have advance warning. Organize some volunteers and rake the forests around you. You'll be fine. 

I don't usually watch The Ellen Show, but a lot of women, a lot of suburban women among others do. This could be interesting...

 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Exactly why I won’t feel sorry for them when they’re losing their farms. 

Some thread in nonCR land ended up with a ‘rural people are not so smart as a group’ thought and it was shit all over.  There’s millions of exceptions but anyone telling you as a group rural people are not slower is full of shit.  These farmers are example 1A.  Common clay of the west...

I used to work with a girl that called herself a coconut. Brown on the outside, white on the inside.


Monistat 7 will clear that up
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

So the wall is working?  Oh, wait.

I have never heard of this Chrissy Teigen woman before. 


Really?

She’s a former model, TV personality (currently on “Bring the Funny”), and married to John Legend.

And she’s known as “The Mayor of Twitter”. She’s hilarious.
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I have never heard of this Chrissy Teigen woman before. 

Chrissy-Teigen-Sexy-19-thefappening.so_.

5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Some thread in nonCR land ended up with a ‘rural people are not so smart as a group’ thought and it was shit all over.  There’s millions of exceptions but anyone telling you as a group rural people are not slower is full of shit.  These farmers are example 1A.  Common clay of the west...

I have great respect for our country's farmers, but let's be honest -- generally speaking, if they were smarter, they probably wouldn't be farmers.

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I have never heard of this Chrissy Teigen woman before. 

Yeah I had never heard of her until Trump's tweet.

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

I have great respect for our country's farmers, but let's be honest -- generally speaking, if they were smarter, they probably wouldn't be farmers.

Really? Nothing like starting the day off with an ignorant take. 

42 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Really? Nothing like starting the day off with an ignorant take. 

Yeah farming is complicated and definitely not easy.  It’s not grandpa with dementia gardening.  

That being said, their overall view of the world tends to be half baked, mostly just due to lack of exposure, not a low functioning brain.  

 

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You would think on today of all days he would just tweet things about 9/11 or other positive remembrance things and otherwise just shut the fuck up. But no. Then nothing would be about him. I fully expect his speech at the Pentagon will include anecdotes about how he was there and what he did on 9/11

he hasn't even started campaigning yet? he never STOPPED campaigning 😐

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

You would think on today of all days he would just tweet things about 9/11 or other positive remembrance things and otherwise just shut the fuck up. But no. Then nothing would be about him. I fully expect his speech at the Pentagon will include anecdotes about how he was there and what he did on 9/11

All about him, of course. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

You would think on today of all days he would just tweet things about 9/11 or other positive remembrance things and otherwise just shut the fuck up. But no. Then nothing would be about him. I fully expect his speech at the Pentagon will include anecdotes about how he was there and what he did on 9/11

He was at ground zero (he wasn't)

He saw Arabs standing on rooftops cheering (he didn't)

He said his building was now the tallest in NYC (totally true)

Just for contrast

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

All about him, of course. 

"I just wish the Taliban could have been here to celebrate this great day with us" - Trump

Not sure that I have ever seen the Bell Cut suit before. Try skipping some carbs and getting a fucking tailor that isnt blind.  Jesus. 

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It's truly baffling that someone so obsessed with appearances allows himself to look like a rumpled bag full of shit

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He said his building was now the tallest in NYC (totally true)

I looked into that claim a couple of months ago, and as it turns out, there was a taller building than Trump's maybe 2 blocks away.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I looked into that claim a couple of months ago, and as it turns out, there was a taller building than Trump's maybe 2 blocks away.

True that he said it, because he's a classless buffoon

Of course it was also a lie 

59 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

FUCK. THIS. 

This should be automatic impeachment. Even to joke about it. 

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

FUCK. THIS. 

This should be automatic impeachment. Even to joke about it. 

Maybe he means Donald Jr. Or Ivanka. 

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