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Everyone knows what the speed of light is. But what is the speed of dark?
faster than light. longer calf muscles or some shit.

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On 3/29/2018 at 9:57 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

You need to wear more colored t-shirts.

I harvest my lint every morning before showering, and once I have a sufficient crop, I mail it to my friends.
 

I probably shouldn't show this to you, but I think you could really take your lint fetish to the next level with this

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12 hours ago, DougO said:

"I think I'll start a thread about random thoughts that don't warrant a thread."

I'm still dealing with the fever blister too.

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2 hours ago, GhostRider said:

So does chili.

 

Jesus titty fucking Christ, are you from Ohio. Only reason one would think of chili in relation to a spaghetti post.

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

Jesus titty fucking Christ, are you from Ohio. Only reason one would think of chili in relation to a spaghetti post.

Nope.  When I read his post, I thought about other foods that are better the next day and then chili came to mind.  I have never and will never allow spaghetti nor beans anywhere near my chili.

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I really need to mow my back yard.  

But I just took advantage of the perfect weather to go sit outside and read, and I noticed how beautiful the grass rippling in the wind is.

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I was just reminded that it's almost April Fools Day. Which means stupid companies posting fake shit on social media trying to be humorous. 


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On 3/29/2018 at 8:11 PM, yoshi said:

Spaghetti always tastes better on the 2nd day.

try making your sauce a day before you want to eat it

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Being left handed, I always put my belt on upside down (without even knowing it) until I got a buckle as a graduation gift. It fucks me up for a second to put on a different belt now.
Probably need a "left handed problem" thread.

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On 3/27/2018 at 2:34 PM, DarthBalls said:

I use my phone for: weather, maps, music, video media, news, camera, photo library, wife locator, home security control, house thermostat,  email, text messages, kitchen timer, food thermometer display, book reading, calorie log, crossword puzzles, phone calls, exercise log and general research tool. It's overwhelming and i don't think there is any way to go back to the way it was before. 

I liked it when you could get in your car and leave and nobody could get in touch with you.

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On 3/25/2018 at 1:35 PM, GSU&UT said:

Fever blisters suck

Agreed. Whenever you feel one coming, get some hydrogen peroxide, dip a q-tip in it and rub it on your lip. It will sting but you will see pus come to the surface. Do this 3 times a day and it will go away quickly.

You'e welcome 

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On 4/3/2018 at 6:05 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Agreed. Whenever you feel one coming, get some hydrogen peroxide, dip a q-tip in it and rub it on your lip. It will sting but you will see pus come to the surface. Do this 3 times a day and it will go away quickly.

You'e welcome 

* no allopathic trials including prospective randomized control data were obtained in the offering of this folksy advice

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I don’t understand ocean pressure at depth, and I’ve been scuba certified since age 12. I get the general concept but they have to make a submarine tank to get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and the first thing they see down there is some type of soft-bodied skate. Why isn’t that thing crushed into a tiny ball when my head would implode miles above it?

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15 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

I don’t understand ocean pressure at depth, and I’ve been scuba certified since age 12. I get the general concept but they have to make a submarine tank to get to the bottom of the Mariana Trench and the first thing they see down there is some type of soft-bodied skate. Why isn’t that thing crushed into a tiny ball when my head would implode miles above it?

Because you touch yourself. 

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How would she not think so..? #SheGonGetIt... (if she so consents & is not of an inebriated capacity)

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On 4/3/2018 at 5:51 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I liked it when you could get in your car and leave and nobody could get in touch with you.

I try to take a vacation once a year to a location where cell signal is spotty at best or non-existent if possible. There aren't a lot of place like this, but they do exist.

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On 4/4/2018 at 10:11 AM, Doc Holliday said:

I hit the corporate office Lingo Bingo today by 10am.

BINGO!!! #allcaps

Gonna need this cataloged in presentation format to confirm your assumptions. Otherwise we might be facing an interpersonal paradigm shift which we are going to need to table for another thread in a one on one.

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I will always stop and glance over any issue from Sports Illustrated that has either: the latest swimsuit models or simply cheerleaders on the cover...

 

Image result for arizona state sports illustrated girls

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Teen told to place band aids over perky nipples in Florida...

The solution is simple, as she has 2 options:

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Why do microwaves have 10 discrete power levels? I have never, ever used anything but 10 or 5. Are there seriously people out there that are like "3 is perfect but 4 is too fucking much!!"

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There's a frozen breakfast sandwich that my son likes that is 30% for a couple of minutes and then 1 minute on high. Besides that, no.

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I just had the most glorious belch I've had in years. Even my coworkers said gotdam, Dude.

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17 hours ago, tokamak said:

Why do microwaves have 10 discrete power levels? I have never, ever used anything but 10 or 5. Are there seriously people out there that are like "3 is perfect but 4 is too fucking much!!"

They have two power levels: on and off. The pre-programmed power levels are just ratios of time on vs. time off. 

Get a notepad and a non-metallic bowl full of water. Put the bowl of water in your microwave. Test each power level for a minute and record the period between power on and power off in your notepad. 

I don't know about you but I find it a lot better to reheat food in the microwave a little more slowly with an occasional stir. It might take me as long as five or six minutes to reheat a dish doing it that way. The horror. 

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Doesn't matter. You still haven't posted a pic. Imgur don't work on Surly (for the 1000th time).

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6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They have two power levels: on and off. The pre-programmed power levels are just ratios of time on vs. time off. 

Get a notepad and a non-metallic bowl full of water. Put the bowl of water in your microwave. Test each power level for a minute and record the period between power on and power off in your notepad. 

I don't know about you but I find it a lot better to reheat food in the microwave a little more slowly with an occasional stir. It might take me as long as five or six minutes to reheat a dish doing it that way. The horror. 

Fully agree. Thermal dynamics does too, so science!

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I really hate it when I look at a chick's POF profile and she has like 8 photos and gets progressively fatter in each one. 

I guess Vic Mackey loves that, but I don't. 

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