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Did NOT see that coming. Coach Bro must have impressed him... or paid a shitload of money.

2 years $31mm, $23mm guaranteed

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1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

Given the chance to hand pick your team, try to win a championship and you pick....

The 8-8, 3rd in their own division Cardinals?

Money >>> ring

When it all said and done.

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

Did NOT see that coming. Coach Bro must have impressed him... or paid a shitload of money.

$23mill guaranteed for a guy who has trouble staying on the field and at the very end of his career, he can't pass that up.

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

$23mill guaranteed for a guy who has trouble staying on the field and at the very end of his career, he can't pass that up.

Yeah, I was updating when you posted. $23mm locked is a yes, please.

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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Money >>> ring

When it all said and done.

Apparently so.

But the dude has made over $100M from football alone.  Not even factoring in Reebok, Subway and whatever else he peddles.

 

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6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So he goes from one shitty organization to another?

Color me disappointed. 

Yeah the money is great, but not much chance winning a Championship playing for Kliffy and Arizona...

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Goddammit if they didn't have that fuckface midget as their QB, my NFL team for next season would be a no-brainer.

But pulling for a kid who fucked over Texas and the A's is a real bridge to cross...

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1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

Kind of a no brainer for him.  Phoenix area has pretty good healthcare.

Warm weather is good for his joints. Air is nice and dry, too, good for emphysema.

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JJ and his wife get warm weather (in her off season) and a guaranteed $23 million with the possibility of $31 million.  Maximizing his income while he can makes sense.  Being on the same DL with Chandler Jones, Watt will consistently get one on ones.   If JJ doesn’t sustain a career ending injury over the next two years,  he can still go to a Super Bowl contender at the age of 33.  Reggie White won his only Super Bowl at the age of 36 playing for Green Bay.  

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Brilliant. ¬†Klif is going to strap the midget to Watt‚Äôs back and they are going to steamroll¬†teams with the ‚ÄúMaster Blaster‚ÄĚ offense. ¬†Tina Turner provides the¬†background music, the Card‚Äôs field is going to be nicknamed ‚ÄúBarter Town.‚ÄĚ

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Watt is like an attention-seeking Labrador constantly pawing for attention. God he’s insufferable.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Looook at meeeeee! All this was missing was a #RiseandGrind hashtag. 

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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Watt is like an attention-seeking Labrador constantly pawing for attention. God he’s insufferable.

Looook at meeeeee! All this was missing was a #RiseandGrind hashtag. 

He's a good ass dude!

 

No seriously he did do a lot for hurricane relief so i like the guy. But i know what you're saying.

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

He's a good ass dude!

 

No seriously he did do a lot for hurricane relief so i like the guy. But i know what you're saying.

Yeah I know, because JJ reminded everyone on social media every five seconds how much He did.

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23 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Watt is like an attention-seeking Labrador constantly pawing for attention. God he’s insufferable.

Looook at meeeeee! All this was missing was a #RiseandGrind hashtag. 

Watt definitely does not shy away from the attention. 

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Goddammit if they didn't have that fuckface midget as their QB, my NFL team for next season would be a no-brainer.

But pulling for a kid who fucked over Texas and the A's is a real bridge to cross...

He fucked over Texas because he didn’t want to play for Charlie Strong?

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1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Yeah I know, because JJ reminded everyone on social media every five seconds how much He did.

Going after JJ Watt on hurricane relief is a weird fucking hill to die on.

He loves attention and is a huge goober, but in that case the spotlight helped him raise even more money because that's how publicity works.

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5 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Given the chance to hand pick your team, try to win a championship and you pick....

The 8-8, 3rd in their own division Cardinals?

He played for the Texans. Most anything is a step up. 

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

100% of the people who don't like JJ Watt are wrong.

This is correct. But anyone who doesn‚Äôt believe that he‚Äôs also an attention seeking whore is lying to themselves. And I‚Äôm not even saying there‚Äôs something wrong with that. But he‚Äôs definitely over the top with the ‚Äúlook at me‚Ä̬†stuff.¬†

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