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9 minutes ago, millhouse said:

I stayed at one in Tampico, Mexico one time. Was shockingly nice and kinda resorty.

Nice! I would go for movie wise "the cowboys." At least you are not banned from La Quinta Inn

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16 minutes ago, millhouse said:

I stayed at one in Tampico, Mexico one time. Was shockingly nice and kinda resorty.

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2 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I'm day and night crew. Kinda enigma. 

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3 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

BLA BLA BLA CLOAKROOM BULLSHIT CUZ I'M STUPID

 

fuck you piece of shit

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Sees total CR of “Urban Meyer” thread 

Checks to see if he clicked on “Cloak Room” by accident 

Nope it’s a thread on “Football”

Realizes Tom Herman is still the coach at Texas so frankly nothing matters as the Longhorns are still in death spiral. 

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Sees total CR of “Urban Meyer” thread 

Checks to see if he clicked on “Cloak Room” by accident 

Nope it’s a thread on “Football”

Realizes Tom Herman is still the coach at Texas so frankly nothing matters as the Longhorns are still in death spiral. 

It’s only fitting. Bust.

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Let me get a closer look. Nope his coaching career is dead.  Fuck Tom Herman. 

7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

If you don't care for Tom Herman for the things you know, I would be willing to bet you really would if you knew the things you don't.

Spill it.  

So if urban turned us down and cdc knows everyone is talking and recruits are bailing why the fuck have there been crickets for days? Kansas is cancelled so come out and say ducking something about the situation. It makes me believe urban is hired. If not then I’m kinda blown away at how bad cdc has managed the situation and having no damage control preparation ready. Just not talking for two weeks has been a not so great strategy.

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Good for a one night stand but nothing romantic.

Believe this is the answer Nicole was looking for. That and if BW offers free breakfast. 

He had 2 months to plan this out and this is what we ended up with.  If this hire doesn't end up being great, he can pack his bags too.

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Two pyrs here. Because I usually give them pizza crusts, they have this idea that any and all pizza belongs to them.  Any box or plate left unattended for any minuscule amount of time will get disappeared. 

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Nm.... But great dogs though. 

 

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5 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Good for a one night stand but nothing romantic.

Original username checks out 

7 hours ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If we can't get the prize I say fuck it. Don't care anymore. Just want to win. Bring in Briles. Pay him 1M offset the buyout. I'm a dirty whore. 

Beware the fucktwats with the pitchforks telling you to post somewhere else like that big fat aggy slag!

Working on the first cup of coffee for the day.  What's on the menu for today?  Wouldn't be funny if Urban announced he was taking the HC position live today from the booth?  And at the very moment Tom was in CDC's office getting axed?

All I want for Christmas is a new head coach.

I don't know anything about Best Westerns but I did stay in a holiday inn express last night. Because of that I'm predicting UM is coming to Texas

26 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So if urban turned us down and cdc knows everyone is talking and recruits are bailing why the fuck have there been crickets for days? Kansas is cancelled so come out and say ducking something about the situation. It makes me believe urban is hired. If not then I’m kinda blown away at how bad cdc has managed the situation and having no damage control preparation ready. Just not talking for two weeks has been a not so great strategy.

you want him to duck the situation more than he has? Or he should duck when he publicly supports herman? 

6 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

All I want for Christmas is a new head coach.

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Morning day crew 

17 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't know anything about Best Westerns but I did stay in a holiday inn express last night. Because of that I'm predicting UM is coming to Texas


In-calls don’t count

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Not at all. I wish every good thing in this life for him. That's fucking boring.

Best westerns? If anyone has a thought?

Tombstone.

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Day shift is back. Night shift you guys didn’t do shit   I’m on a mission of mercy here   Be better   200.gif


Great flick and a fantastic scene. 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


Great flick and a fantastic scene. 

Yea.  I need to watch it again. Awesome all around.  Just like the day crew 

Hoo-boy, that Shelly Meyer sure is a pistol. Watching her in Austin would be a lot of fun. 

what's the buyout for the night shift?

87 hours 29 minutes to national signing day

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Great flick and a fantastic scene. 

I have felt like this whole coaching search process is like that scene. First prize is a Cadillac. Second prize is a set of steak knives. 

33 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

All I want for Christmas is a new head coach.

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I’m calling my shot- 3 way deal completed after today’s game. Herman to KU, mad hatter to FOX and CUM to Texas

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what's the buyout for the night shift?

87 hours 29 minutes to national signing day

We’ve got a lot of leverage 

2.5 McRibs 

30 minute training session with the guy from body by jake

access to Ron weavers lake cottage in lake Jackson 

clemency

 

 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m calling my shot- 3 way deal completed after today’s game. Herman to KU, mad hatter to FOX and CUM to Texas

Your aim sucks.

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’m calling my shot- 3 way deal completed after today’s game. Herman to KU, mad hatter to FOX and CUM to Texas

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55 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Working on the first cup of coffee for the day.  What's on the menu for today?  Wouldn't be funny if Urban announced he was taking the HC position live today from the booth?  And at the very moment Tom was in CDC's office getting axed?

Christmas cookies!  These are among my favorites:

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Nice.  I'll be making some bourbon honey glazed bacon later as a test run.

I checked with my infallible source and asked if Urbs was a done deal.

Spoiler

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Seems conclusive. 

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

We’ve got a lot of leverage 

2.5 McRibs 

30 minute training session with the guy from body by jake

access to Ron weavers lake cottage in lake Jackson 

clemency

 

 

Maybe throw in a film breakdown session with Dr. Beeper, also change it from Jake to Kiana and I'm all in. 

Day shift is BACK motherfuckers!

 

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Day shift is BACK motherfuckers!

You're late. Take a lap. 

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

You're late. Take a lap. 

Who made you the Pope of Breakfast Town?

Checking in for Big Noon Kickoff. Who's on tie watch? I'll be on watch for reactions to any word that rhymes with Texas. 

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