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9 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Not remotely chilled. 

I don't need to compare this guy to anyone to "charge" some emotional response to his loathsomeness.

Don’t be trying to be so goddamn pedantic you were chilled maybe

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5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm already sad i'm asking this, but what the fuck is newsmax?

It's the crossover porn network. Newsmaxxx seamlessly blends opinion based journalism with titillating images and innuendo. It's sure to get a rise out of you! tm 

 

 

Just now, SameSame said:

Don’t be trying to be so goddamn pedantic you were chilled maybe

I'm cold as ice, dawg.

 

Happy Fourth of July from The Kushners.

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What kind of aryan prairie Holly Hobby cosplay is Ivanka playing at?

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2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I'm cold as ice, dawg.

 

duly noted 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Happy Fourth of July from The Kushners.

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What kind of aryan prairie Holly Hobby cosplay is Ivanka playing at?

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Jesus henry Christ, that is a straight up brainwashed cult right there

Rugged outdoorsy individualism runs in the family:

Donald Trump Jr. Is His Own Kind of Trump - The New York TimesMelania Trump Wore a $1,380 Shirt to the White House Garden ...

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These people must have rooms full of clothes that they only wear like one time.   Those fucking boots still have the labels on them.  Probably didn't pay for them either.

1 hour ago, Party_Taco said:

Not on my watch.”

 

Maybe he doesn't watch TV after all. 

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

These people must have rooms full of clothes that they only wear like one time.   Those fucking boots still have the labels on them.  Probably didn't pay for them either.

rocko'd!

Rugged outdoorsy individualism runs in the family:
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I missed one.

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24 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I missed one.

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First off what happened to her left tit, did it decide to take the day off?

Secondly you me and everyone who has ever ridden a horse knows you hold the reins up.

Third off that’s the worst honeysuckle rose impersonation 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Happy Fourth of July from The Kushners.

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is that radical larry?

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Rugged outdoorsy individualism runs in the family:

Donald Trump Jr. Is His Own Kind of Trump - The New York TimesMelania Trump Wore a $1,380 Shirt to the White House Garden ...

Don JR is just one of the weirdest looking fuckers around. 

Bet he kept the receipt for those boots and returned them after the photo shoot. 

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Happy Fourth of July from The Kushners.

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What kind of aryan prairie Holly Hobby cosplay is Ivanka playing at?

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Maybe she’s a big little house on the prairie fan

Just now, Ted Lange said:

 

He really thinks racist nascar fans are the key to reelection?

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Wow. Makes you wonder if he's working from instinct or whether his team really think that the white racist vote will be enough votes.

He is also setting up a media cycle where the other drivers will state that there is 0% need for an apology because Wallace did nothing wrong. 

I hate to ask but what flag decision is Trump referencing?

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I hate to ask but what flag decision is Trump referencing?

If I had to give you one guess, which flag do you think he is talking about here...

 

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

Putin has the gimp on a schedule. 

If you plot out those dates on side-by-side wall calendars, it plays the notes to "Calendar Girl"  /RIPalanrickman

13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

This won’t even make a ripple in the news.

Want to know why racial divide and NASCAR tweets go out?

To distract from serious shit like this.

This is bad.

Very bad.

3 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

Don JR is just one of the weirdest looking fuckers around. 

But just one of, right?
 

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Trumps will win a lot of votes out of the posters on the Jessie Smollett thread in DT

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Trumps will win a lot of votes out of the posters on the Jessie Smollett thread in DT

That the Wallace thing gets likened to the Smollett thing infuriates me.  

28 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

The actual fuck going on is a fucking disinformation war that we are losing.

So did he wake up this morning and decide to hit Wallace and NASCAR and the confederate flag? Just putting aside for a second the craziness of it all, it seems like a horrific re-election strategy. Is this all Stephen Miller?

What a weird thing to latch on to, some non-story from a NASCAR pit garage that the FBI, you know---the agency he has no faith in, concluded it was a non-story.  I know why he's doing it, but even his most ardent supporters stopped talking about/giving a shit about that story over a week ago (an eternity in media cycles).

First he's gotta make sure that every one of his supporters from last time shows up the polls.  This will continue for the next two months (when the next flareup of Covid-19 kinda settles down after schools reopen).  At that point, they will deploy Miller's "The Bell" strategy.  Trump continues scaring us with "In a Joe Biden America, we'll have riots, pandemics, cratered economies, and no sense of heritage or history."  But he'll begin to tease out that he has the plan/cure/vision for how to avoid that.  He'll speak in the same generalities he always does, but it will be a little more polished and optimistic.  This will go from mid-September to Election Day.  The purpose of "the Bell" is to get any wavering Trumpers, folks who've abandoned the GOP, and even some independents to come back and vote for him because without the continuity of his leadership, he can't deploy this plan/cure/vision for all that ails the nation right now if they go for Biden or abstain. 

So we've got about 2 more months of him scouring the nation looking for cultural/racial/heritage wedge issues.  Nothing new but it will take on greater frequency and feature small, immaterial events that no other President would have ever known about, let alone comment on.  

Think about this America:

The Bubba Wallace storyline rose to the level of importance in this White House, that it was included in his Presidential Daily Briefing.

The storyline about Russia paying Taliban assassins bounties on the lives of American troops, did not rise to a level of PDB importance in this White House.  

 

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So did he wake up this morning and decide to hit Wallace and NASCAR and the confederate flag? Just putting aside for a second the craziness of it all, it seems like a horrific re-election strategy. Is this all Stephen Miller?

Since he added something about ratings in the tweet, I think this is all Trump. He truly believes that TV ratings are the only thing that matters.

Not that anybody cares, but the noose was real.  Bubba Wallace & crew had no idea when it was placed in the stall.  To demand that Bubba apologize raises the question . . . apologize for WHAT?

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So did he wake up this morning and decide to hit Wallace and NASCAR and the confederate flag? Just putting aside for a second the craziness of it all, it seems like a horrific re-election strategy. Is this all Stephen Miller?

 More re-election strategy. Sounds like a winning formula to me. 

54 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

He’s probably begging Putin for asylum. Did they say whether Putin actually picked up? Or did he let it go to VM when he saw the number?

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Going after the white trash racist NASCAR demographic who are currently in Biden's camp. Bold strategy. I think if he keeps this up he can pick up a solid 3 or 4 votes. 

3 minutes ago, Superhero said:

He’s probably begging Putin for asylum. Did they say whether Putin actually picked up? Or did he let it go to VM when he saw the number?

He is probably checking to see if the Russian hackers are set up yet to change votes in the voting machines so he wins the election.  I am guessing he is telling Putin to rig it so he wins every state and that 95% of the votes go to him or something unreal to feed his ego.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I hate to ask but what flag decision is Trump referencing?

 

 

Nascar banned the confederate flag at its events.

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Nascar banned the confederate flag at its events.

He's a big fan of the White flag, too.

120 days to the election. Hang in there peeps. 

Reminder.

The President has call Putin 6 times in 2 months...

and we’re talking about NASCAR.

NASCAR.

27 minutes ago, Superhero said:

He’s probably begging Putin for asylum. Did they say whether Putin actually picked up? Or did he let it go to VM when he saw the number?

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

Maybe they were binge watching Tiger King together. 

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