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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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33 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you'd stayed and she got it, she'd have been mad at you, too. "Why didn't you tell me how serious this was!!!" 

She took it upon herself to go to Costco after we got home. She might be starting to see the light.... or not.

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  • Uncle Boobs
    Uncle Boobs

    Against my better judgment and several beers deep, I have taken you up on this, potentially ending my streak of totally worthless posts. I have done 3 and 7 day averages only on the Worldometer data. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Daughter’s home. A little PTSD, we’re picking up Whataburger to help.

  • Coelenterate Fuccboi
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    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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What self respecting adult still refers to their college buddy as a “frat bro”?
 

Frat douches?
13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Has anyone cosidered the mosquitos!!??

If they die, they die!

18 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I flew out of DFW on American on Tuesday and fly back tomorrow.

I’ll be sure to stop by Jerryworld and cough on him just in case I’ve contracted it.

Lick him if you have to /no homo. We're all counting on you.

29 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Terlingua just had its first case today  (jk)

BTW, why do people create shit like the screenshot Greenspoint posted? Is it the thrill?

You would have to ask someone who thinks "frat brother" should be capitalized in a sentence.

44 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

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14 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

You’re a fucking doctor? Shit you’re as dumb and as annoying as my fucking brother. Wait are you him?

I saw you’re mistake, and it was funny as hell.

55 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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I work in an operating room here in houston and this is the 3rd time ive heard this today


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Fess up, how many junior mints have you lost in a patient? 

Lamar CISD (our schools in Greatwood) added another week to this week's spring break. My guess is that they will add more days after that as well. 

All Texas East Little League activities in all districts and all leagues have been suspended until at least April 6. We sent out the email today and there are knucklehead LL dads already responding that they would rather play their games and asking if they can still practice if there are no games. 

13 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That frat bro thing is fake.

Wrong, it's clearly Jade Helm 2.0.

My tag line for the eventual documentary:

 

"Corona virus dropped it's mix tape, and nobody even knew it."

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Speaking of ESPN programming, wouldn't mind them bringing back this gem...

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10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I saw you’re mistake, and it was funny as hell.

I saw it too.  That guy is a fucking idiot.

27 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Will they cancel the rodeo if Houston goes on official lockdown?

Fuck no, they'll never cancel the Houston rodeo.

That's just fucking crazy talk.

27 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

You’re a fucking doctor? Shit you’re as dumb and as annoying as my fucking brother. Wait are you him?

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin on yer weddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing day!

GROCERY STORE UPDATE: Just talked to some friends who went to the Bunker Hill HEB. The store is low on onions but have plenty of mayo.

2 hours ago, F250 said:

If anyone is interested, tickets are cheap.

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That’s going to be a bunch of young male incels with mild coronavirus who believe this is all a hoax banging a recently deceased granny corpse that proves its not.

I'm gonna go ahead and say stores will always be fine on healthy, non perishable food.

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck no, they'll never cancel the Houston rodeo.

That's just fucking crazy talk.

Wait just a damned minute!  When in tarnation did this happen?

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HEB @ William Cannon & I-35 is usually packed, but I've never seen it like about an hour ago.

They're also now limiting your water purchase to two gallons instead of four.  They were still almost sold out.

Canned goods aisle was mayhem

Also, no TP to be found.

36 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

You’re a fucking doctor? Shit you’re as dumb and as annoying as my fucking brother. Wait are you him?

He sounds like a real fat bastard

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin on yer weddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing day!
Dude what's up with your obsession with icono?

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Whatre we looking at officially on the Hopkins map for us? looks like 300 or so cases, just 2 deaths?


I wondered the same thing last night. Because $
4 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Brian Windhorst had a FAQ last night after the suspension 

 

Tests are hard to get in some places; how are the players being tested so fast?
Over the past week, the league office advised teams to work with health providers to make testing available to its players and visiting teams. Last weekend, the Golden State Warriors' Stephen Curry was tested for COVID-19 after he came down with flu-like symptoms in San Francisco and the test came back negative.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28888995/what-know-know-nba-suspension-play

 

who knows if its true but thats what i read

calling

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Brian Windhorst had a FAQ last night after the suspension 

 

Tests are hard to get in some places; how are the players being tested so fast?
Over the past week, the league office advised teams to work with health providers to make testing available to its players and visiting teams. Last weekend, the Golden State Warriors' Stephen Curry was tested for COVID-19 after he came down with flu-like symptoms in San Francisco and the test came back negative.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28888995/what-know-know-nba-suspension-play

 

who knows if its true but thats what i read

 Magic Johnson, please come to the courtesy booth

Been stocking up on chicken, pasta, rice, dried beans and tuna along with granola bars and oat meal. The Krogers in the plano/garland/wylie area haven't been bad, beans were running low but that's about it. Costco on 75 in Plano had plenty of TP and short lines. The hysteria in this area hasn't hit yet I guess. I haven't bought any bottled water at all, am I a bad prepper?

I knew I was rolling the dice when I got on a flight to Argentina last week. Now Argentina suspends all flights from the USA. I don’t suppose the airlines are gonna fly the planes empty one way.

Rumor is first Austin cases will be announced tomorrow 

4 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Been stocking up on chicken, pasta, rice, dried beans and tuna along with granola bars and oat meal. The Krogers in the plano/garland/wylie area haven't been bad, beans were running low but that's about it. Costco on 75 in Plano had plenty of TP and short lines. The hysteria in this area hasn't hit yet I guess. I haven't bought any bottled water at all, am I a bad prepper?

went to the local grocer that i figured would be empty, nope.  it's kinda like a Michoacana. saw some guy walking out with what looked to be 10 ham hocks.  FUD definitely creeping in here.  

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1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Rumor is first Austin cases will be announced tomorrow 

Dell Seton has a presumptive case. 

Are the shelves completely clear of Nyquil? Want to go grab a bottle or two, but not gonna mess with it if every place is out of it.

Just now, Telegraph_it said:

Dell Seton has a presumptive case. 

If so, it is positive. Presumptive classification is based on lab specific procedures after a positive is identified. 

Just now, BradInATX said:

Are the shelves completely clear of Nyquil? Want to go grab a bottle or two, but not gonna mess with it if every place is out of it.

Don’t fuck with combo sizzurp. Just buy the components you want. Antihistamine. Decongestant. Expectorant. Mix and match to specific symptoms. 

1 hour ago, staboner said:

I just got a DM from my most recent ex asking about treating a fever. I will tell her don't,  since that is how the body fights off a virus.

RayDog is smart as fuck, but wondering if any doctors can weigh in on this? @ChiTownDoc

Edit - the original quote was from RayDog, not staboner.  this site and it's ability to quote is something special

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Yes, yes, fuck you, yes, and maybe. 

So the trip I made at lunch to Total Wine for a couple bottles of Jameson Black Barrel was just the latest of the bad decisions I’ve made over the last 58 years huh?
Whale shit, hopefully I’ll live through it.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

If so, it is positive. Presumptive classification is based on lab specific procedures after a positive is identified. 

Sister is a nurse there (no pics). The person has been isolated for a few days now. I am I kind of surprised there is only one. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Don’t fuck with combo sizzurp. Just buy the components you want. Antihistamine. Decongestant. Expectorant. Mix and match to specific symptoms. 

That sounds like a lot of work

1 minute ago, Hmmm said:

RayDog is smart as fuck, but wondering if any doctors can weigh in on this? @ChiTownDoc

They’re can’t be any harm in popping a couple of advil can there?  (Asking for me in case I get sick)

5 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:


 

Cool. The Chinese can start eating them again.

Trader Joe's was pretty picked through but nowhere near major hurricane level. It's funny what people will take and leave. Olive oil? pretty picked through. Canola oil? full shelf. 

Plenty of beer and wine. 

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