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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No idea why... but Trump edging back up on my book. At -150 right now.

House realizes it’s a toss up and probably just trying to get action on both sides to hedge.

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Biden has the easier path to victory at this point. Flip Wisconsin and Michigan. 

Two kinds of whiskey. Some Fat Dragon takeout. Some champagne because dumbass GOLL had it on ice.

Tired. Gonna go to bed soon.

47 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Trump is gonna look like a sack of steaming shit when he makes his statement

so what?

 

seriously, Biden may eek this out, but Trump has looked like a stack of steaming shit for 4 years and America just may give him four more.

This is America today.

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AP called one Maine vote for Biden?

Georgia is headed toward a major shit show. Gap is now almost exactly 225K, down from over 300K like an hour ago and with a lot of Fulton and Dekalb still to go.

Places where biden really needs to pick it up-Kenosha, Milwaukee, Flint, Detroit, Grand Rapids.

Regardless, this election is not going to be a strong repudiation of Trumpism, so that probably impacts how the Republican Party changes - or rather doesn't - after this election.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Georgia is a clusterfuck right now 

Big time. 

8 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Thanks.

Don't flatter yourself.  Stanco has you covered by a mile. But good news is you are catching up with Zork and Slorch!

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Won’t know Georgia until the morning sometime. 
 

So far Wisconsin and Georgia won’t be decided officially until later this morning. 

Fulton County has already said they don't anticipate being done counting votes until Friday.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Georgia is headed toward a major shit show. Gap is now almost exactly 225K, down from over 300K like an hour ago and with a lot of Fulton and Dekalb still to go.

It's a coin flip to me.  Very close.

Just now, Hookah Horns said:

Wonderful

It's bad, but also encouraging that they are not counted in current totals.

Biden has the easier path to victory at this point. Flip Wisconsin and Michigan. 

With GA and PA as legit possibilities. Not a good night. Not a 2016 level bad night. Definitely a weird night. This fucking country man.

The call of Texas and two bottles of wine deep seems like a good time to go to bed.
3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

so what?

 

seriously, Biden may eek this out, but Trump has looked like a stack of steaming shit for 4 years and America just may give him four more.

This American today.

Yea, most of America looks like stacks of steaming shit these days.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No idea why... but Trump edging back up on my book. At -150 right now.

The vote that’s come in the last hour in pa is more trump. But it’s been mostly Election Day vote and there is close to a million mail in votes that we won’t get complete numbers until Friday. 

AZ has been at 78% forever, wtf?

1 minute ago, troph said:

Biden got Omaha !

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Georgia is a clusterfuck right now 

Yeah, but they have a Trader Vic’s. So advantage, Georgia.

2 minutes ago, UTDD said:

Regardless, this election is not going to be a strong repudiation of Trumpism, so that probably impacts how the Republican Party changes - or rather doesn't - after this election.

Stab-in-the-back myth after WWI, imho.

Az, ga, and mi are all 11 EV and interchangeable I believe. Any two of them plus wi or pa gets it there, yes?

Georgia and Michigan are 16 each
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Fairly evenly split county. Went Clinton 50-44 and then almost 50/50 on a statewide race in 2018.

3 minutes ago, UTDD said:

Regardless, this election is not going to be a strong repudiation of Trumpism, so that probably impacts how the Republican Party changes - or rather doesn't - after this election.

If anything it was an endorsement of Trumpism for the GOP. 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Fairly evenly split county. Went Clinton 50-44 and then almost 50/50 on a statewide race in 2018.

That's the rich suburb of ATL a la WilCo or Collin here in Texas

If anything it was an endorsement of Trumpism for the GOP. 

This. The GOP is trumpism. There is no separation, the die is cast.
Just now, heso said:

If anything it was an endorsement of Trumpism for the GOP. 

Yeah, I am trying to imagine the DC shit show it will be if there is a Biden Presidency with a slight Republican Senate advantage.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No idea why... but Trump edging back up on my book. At -150 right now.

Georgia is going to Trump

If anything it was an endorsement of Trumpism for the GOP. 

This. The GOP is trumpism. There is no separation, the die is cast.
6 minutes ago, troph said:

538 and every other polling outfit can DIAGF. That industry is done. Popular vote will be within 1.5-2 points. They’ve proven they can’t do their job.

Still think Biden wins barely but wins.

538 has sucked shit for a long time. Their sports stuff has always been terrible and non-predictive.

4 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Don't flatter yourself.  Stanco has you covered by a mile. But good news is you are catching up with Zork and Slorch!

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I’m out of beer

but I’m not out of bourbon

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Are we going to learn anything in the next hour at this point?  If not my ass is downing this vodka and going to bed soon.

8 minutes ago, UTDD said:

Regardless, this election is not going to be a strong repudiation of Trumpism, so that probably impacts how the Republican Party changes - or rather doesn't - after this election.

Yes.  All is not lost - but let’s not bullshit...a lot is lost.  We need a legitimate third party that gets the same shot as the other 2.  Not some Green Party shit.  

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5 minutes ago, UTDD said:

Regardless, this election is not going to be a strong repudiation of Trumpism, so that probably impacts how the Republican Party changes - or rather doesn't - after this election.

Oh for sure. They will not be changing in a way that any normal human being would deem to be positive. 

5 minutes ago, heso said:

The vote that’s come in the last hour in pa is more trump. But it’s been mostly Election Day vote and there is close to a million mail in votes that we won’t get complete numbers until Friday. 

Is that how many were requested? I could see a scenario where a number of those decided to ultimately vote in person, or never return the ballot/lose it.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Az, ga, and mi are all 11 EV and interchangeable I believe. Any two of them plus wi or pa gets it there, yes?

Not quite - AZ is 11, GA is 16, and MI is 16.

To restate where most think we will end up tonight (which includes AZ + NV + NE-2 in Biden's column), Biden would be at 244 EVs.  Any of the following combinations get him the 26 he needs to win:

  • WI (10) + MI (16)
  • WI (10) + GA (16)
  • WI (10) + PA (20)
  • Any two of MI / PA / NC / GA
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. The GOP is trumpism. There is no separation, the die is cast.

And I will no longer be a registered Republican after this election.

Is this stupid duck going to show his ass tonight or what? I’m running out of beer.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Biden’s margins in Detroit look shitty.   Anyone who wants to tell me what I’m missing and why I shouldn’t worry is welcome.   Are they only counting the Election Day ballots so far or something?  Because if not, that’s like Miami-Dade of the North.

They still have to count mail in ballots still, just like WISCONSIN 

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