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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Now is when shit is going to start getting extra nasty.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Are we going to learn anything in the next hour at this point?  If not my ass is downing this vodka and going to bed soon.

Most likely Arizona. 

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

All those farmers are getting subsidies and not losing any money.....as long as they are getting paid, and not planting.....well....they happy!

Right now grain prices are pretty good, and most guys yielded pretty good, it’s legitimately a pretty good time on the farm at the moment. Is it more because China feed demand snapped back from swine fever, and some production bobbles elsewhere than the trade deal, probably but things are pretty good at the moment 

Now -200 odds for Trump on bovada....

Some fucky shit is going to happen in Arizona. I can feel it.

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Biden’s margins in Detroit look shitty.   Anyone who wants to tell me what I’m missing and why I shouldn’t worry is welcome.   Are they only counting the Election Day ballots so far or something?  Because if not, that’s like Miami-Dade of the North.

I read the turnout in Detroit was shit don't know how true that is though. 

Big dump from somewhere in Georgia. Gap down to 118K.

I'm calling it a night.  Not too optimistic but we have a chance still.

 

But that on its own is still depressing.

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Biden’s margins in Detroit look shitty.   Anyone who wants to tell me what I’m missing and why I shouldn’t worry is welcome.   Are they only counting the Election Day ballots so far or something?  Because if not, that’s like Miami-Dade of the North.

I'm a little worried about MI myself. Feel better about PA than I do MI which is a 180 from earlier today.

This fat ass on CNN projecting % of total vote that is early vs. in-person hasn't gotten a fucking thing right today.

5am is going to come real early tomorrow. 

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18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

His over performing in Maricopa and the one Tucson is in may be enough to carry him. 

So you're telling me I can't go to sleep until Arizona gets called for Biden?

I've broken out the cheap wine I got at a gas station. Probably drinking and hearing the same shit over and over all night. 

No opening ballots until election day, what a great law. Everyone responsible for this nonsense can suckle my sack. 

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

Is this stupid duck going to show his ass tonight or what? I’m running out of beer.

Fuck. And yes I should have had more beer ready. I didn’t expect this at all.

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

And PA is now a 700k lead for Trump.

That seems like a lot

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Now -200 odds for Trump on bovada....

Yeah, betting odds don't make me feel great going to bed unless they took a lot of Biden action early and need to hedge.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Some fucky shit is going to happen in Arizona. I can feel it.

All the states that can't get their shit turned in like the rest of the country. Is on some fucky shit. Regardless of what side you're on. 

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Is that how many were requested? I could see a scenario where a number of those decided to ultimately vote in person, or never return the ballot/lose it.

My county is the 3rd or 4th largest i think.  As of yesterday we had 83% returned. 

Everyone’s favorite needle is back to 64% Biden in GA. 

Toss.
Up.


Bed soon. Fuck this country.

No matter the final result, we’re in for a lot of pain. And we deserve ALL of it.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Now -200 odds for Trump on bovada....

Mine is up to -180. 

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14 minutes ago, heso said:

If anything it was an endorsement of Trumpism for the GOP. 

yep. looks like the GOP are going to hold the Senate too. So Americans apparently like the way it is being run.

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1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

5am is going to one real early tomorrow. 

I have to get up and feed the newborn at 2am.   I’ll probably just stay up at this point.  

7 minutes ago, UTDD said:

Yeah, I am trying to imagine the DC shit show it will be if there is a Biden Presidency with a slight Republican Senate advantage.

You can’t get anything done or make any progress without owning the Senate,  McConnell will let shit just stack up on his desk, not nominate any judges, etc.   Not good.

Biden honestly starting to run out of votes in Georgia. The absentee ballot situation will not cover a 118K gap I don't think. I thought that Fulton County had counted most and only had a smaller number than that outstanding.

Hearing axel rod was such a beat down.

 

the president acts like a middle school teenage bully, his Twitter is embarrassing, our allies don’t respect us anymore, our enemies think we are a joke. He mismanaged the pandemic and we’re in a recession........... and yet....... more people will vote for Trump in 2020 then 2016.

 

this country is going to hell.

Cobb and Fulton dump for GA is what happened.

45 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I can’t stop thinking about how badly Pelosi wasted the last two years. She spent the whole time refusing anything but the most cursory investigations of Trump and the executive branch out of some insane concern that it might backfire politically with moderate voters. What an enormous fucking failure.

Yeah, she makes turtle Tom look like swashbuckling Pirate in comparison.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Toss.
Up.


Bed soon. Fuck this country.

No matter the final result, we’re in for a lot of pain. And we deserve ALL of it.

The worst part is the people who most need to learn a lesson from the coming pain are obviously too stupid to. 

John King giving me hope in GA. Tightening for Biden and lots of votes to count in Atlanta.

You can’t get anything done or make any progress without owning the Senate,  McConnell will let shit just stack up on his desk, not nominate any judges, etc.   Not good.

Yep. The presidency still matters on terms of fighting the ship in the executive branch, avoiding the appointment of total nutjob judges, and not being a daily embarrassment. That’s a lot. Worth fighting for. But without the senate, which is pipe drawn at this point, no major policy goals get accomplished.
3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Signature matches are the new hanging chads. 

If most people sign like I do, most of my signatures rarely match.

1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

Hearing axel rod was such a beat down.

 

the president acts like a middle school teenage bully, his Twitter is embarrassing, our allies don’t respect us anymore, our enemies think we are a joke. He mismanaged the pandemic and we’re in a recession........... and yet....... more people will vote for Trump in 2020 then 2016.

 

this country is going to hell.

Yup. Long term, we’re fucked. Americans are, on the whole, stupid. 

4 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

No opening ballots until election day, what a great law.

Uh, yeah - it's kind of a key principle in holding fair democratic elections. 

I'm gonna pour one more whiskey and hope they can call AZ and NV. Then I guess just have to wait to morning.

There are a lot of votes to count in DeKalb and Fulton still along with Chatham (Savannah). 

2 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Hearing axel rod was such a beat down.

 

the president acts like a middle school teenage bully, his Twitter is embarrassing, our allies don’t respect us anymore, our enemies think we are a joke. He mismanaged the pandemic and we’re in a recession........... and yet....... more people will vote for Trump in 2020 then 2016.

 

this country is going to hell.

It's a nightmare man. I'm a right leaning centrist and I don't understand what the fuck has happened to this country. 

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Is that how many were requested? I could see a scenario where a number of those decided to ultimately vote in person, or never return the ballot/lose it.

No, there were like 3 million requested. 2.5 million returned. 1.6 Million dem, 586k gop, 260k independent. There are at least a million outstanding just in the big dem counties. 

This son of a bitch was impeached, mismanaged a pandemic that continues to kill people (and that he himself caught), and has enough lawsuits and harassment claims against him to fund the college tuition payments for hundreds of thousands of lawyers' kids. He wipes his ass with the constitution, has his known creditors looking to distance themselves from him while many of his creditors are still unknown.... with estimates that he owes billions with a "B".

And there's a very real possibility that he could win re-election.

I'm with @Brisketexan... it's been a good run.

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Uh, yeah - it's kind of a key principle in holding fair democratic elections. 

Why? That makes no sense at all. 

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11 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Biden’s margins in Detroit look shitty.   Anyone who wants to tell me what I’m missing and why I shouldn’t worry is welcome.   Are they only counting the Election Day ballots so far or something?  Because if not, that’s like Miami-Dade of the North.

You’re 100% right. Trump takes Michigan and one or both of Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. It’s over. Sorry. 

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