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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

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But....easily countered....

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Pshaw.... spaceships and ho's... ships and ho's... we gonna get some ships and ho's.

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2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

....said every generation since agriculture.

No not really... not since the boomers for sure.  Which pretty well correlates to the impending downfall of the country.

I'd rather have Trump as President than the closeted Pence.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

future generations will never know how insane this time was. we will not be able to explain it to them

TTTTRRRRRRRRRRUMP!

They'll never understand how he remained in office for 2 more years after all of his minions went to prison.

38 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

future generations will never know how insane this time was. we will not be able to explain it to them

TTTTRRRRRRRRRRUMP!

If we continue on this path future generations will be too busy gnawing on their own shoes to consider history.

34 minutes ago, retread said:

They'll never understand how he remained in office for 2 more years after all of his minions went to prison.

"You see, children, there were these things called 'Democrats' and an idea called 'decorum'..."

Just now, bad_teammate said:

"You see, children, there were these things called 'Democrats' and an idea called 'decorum'..."

It will very much be told like that.  Trump will get swept out of office in 2020, and the story will be that we had this crazy crooked president, but the American voters were able to see his wicked ways and sent him packing the first time they could.  It fits in nicely to our self image.

No not really... not since the boomers for sure.  Which pretty well correlates to the impending downfall of the country.


Read more literature. The whipper snappers are always up to no good. The dumbasses who lusted for the Great War got what they wanted. Shit, the anti-bellum southern deuches thought the Civil War would be a turkey shoot.

He must be getting kick backs from Barnes and Noble with all the books he's shilling today. 

Congrats this your party now GOP.

Thoughts and prayers on you trying to put that bloated orange sack of mule shit back in the genie bottle 

Which Conservative principles does Trump represent exactly?

Or principles, in general?

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....there are people, drawing breath and walking around in this country, who didn't know that perjury was a criminal offense?  AND, they also didn't know that Trump had any Russian business ties, in spite of the fact that he openly said on several occasions in the past that he had Russian business ties?

Well, in light of the fact there are millions who voted for a guy who gloated on the campaign trail about paying off politicians because they wanted to drain the swamp, I'm going to go with yes.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Which Conservative principles does Trump represent exactly?

Or principles, in general?

Treachery 

9 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Congrats this your party now GOP.

Thoughts and prayers on you trying to put that bloated orange sack of mule shit back in the genie bottle 

Wait a minute.  Brisket is Lou Dobbs?  Mind.  Blown.

I just hope I’m not stuck in a meeting when the inevitable low speed gold Bronco chase down Pennsylvania Ave takes place 

 

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This is where we have fucked up as a country.  The weak and stupid are supposed to die so they can't pass on their genes and overpopulate gerrymandered districts.  We reap what we sow.

 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

If we continue on this path future generations will be too busy gnawing on their own shoes to consider history.

 

 

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With Apologies to Stormy Daniels would make a cool prog rock concept album.

6 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Alternative theory.  Compare and contrast with the below map:

 

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Maybe it is just a map of where white guys feel a little pressure from the . . . uh . . . competition.

A right-wing intellectual will be along any minute to point out your logical phallusy.  Correlation does not equal big black cockation.

4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

A right-wing intellectual will be along...

Right after a flying unicorn.

12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'll bet anyone who will take the action $100 that he meets with Putin anyway.  With or without any "resolution."  (Hint: he'll just declare the situation resolved, even with zero change in circumstance).

You don't bail out on a scheduled meeting with your employer.

I assume he's constantly in contact through backchannels anyway. 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wait a minute.  Brisket is Lou Dobbs?  Mind.  Blown.

"The Republican party today is Donald Trump."

True.

The "left" today is anyone who doesn't put Donald Trump before the country.

49 minutes ago, zzzz said:

"The Republican party today is Donald Trump."

True.

The "left" today is anyone who doesn't put Donald Trump before the country.

 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I assume he's constantly in contact through backchannels anyway. 

True.  I’d argue against whatthebuck’s fucktarded Econ policy all day but at this point I’m hanging on the left.  Country over party.  Weird concept.  

I feel like this is literally what is running through trump's head these days:

I just want you to meet some people. They're very cool. You'll like them. These are very important people, Julian.

Cool.

I love the constant slow backpedal on everything. 

Never happened! 

They're liars! They're the ones who did bad things! 

If anything happened I wasn't involved! 

Something happened but I didn't know anything about it. 

Something happened, I knew about it, but I wasn't involved! 

Something almost happened, but it didn't, and I was only lightly involved anyway! 

(next) 

Something happened, of course I was involved, but it was all totally legal! 

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I also like the claim that he put up zero money. 

He never puts up money. He didn't have any money to put up. What he needed was someone to fund the project for him. 

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Well, great. The snowflake sure isn't concentrating on the important meetings today.

Would we really want him to?  I mean, in all likelihood he’d be alienating our trading partners, questioning climate change, and fluffing Putin if he was focused.

Mayhaps the Mueller distractions are a good thing.

29 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I also like the claim that he put up zero money. 

He never puts up money. He didn't have any money to put up. What he needed was someone to fund the project for him. 

He’s so proud of using other people’s money that it didn’t register that putting in zero money could be construed as a type of quid pro quo. 

12 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Congrats this your party now GOP.

Thoughts and prayers on you trying to put that bloated orange sack of mule shit back in the genie bottle 

A lot of us did find another party

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

True.  I’d argue against whatthebuck’s fucktarded Econ policy all day but at this point I’m hanging on the left.  Country over party.  Weird concept.  

Huh? What is my Econ policy? 

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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....Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia.

Only committed light collusion, and some light bribery!  Less Filling!

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Waiting for the weather to clear up?

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

So he’s angry at GM and demands they build more plants in the US.   He publicly criticized companies that build overseas   

But he wants to build Trump projects overseas.  In Russia.  

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