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Figured Pimphand had his schizophrenia meds pretty dialed in by now. Then again he is talking to himself in this thread. Glad the pharmacist was nice to him.

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11 hours ago, G650 said:

It's been pretty peaceful over in the music forum.

Yeah well, if you want to keep it that way don't post anything nice about The Doors, because all be on that shit like Derka on a Rick Barnes thread. 

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

i was at the pharmacy earlier this week and i had to actually talk to the pharmacist about a prescription and discuss some insurance related stuff. i was the only one in the 'drop off/counsel' line while the pickup line was easily 20 deep.

so im waiting and the pharmacist is kind of right in front of me and is on the phone with what was clearly an elderly person with lots of questions and issues with their meds, and the pharmacist has repeated the same thing at least four times, and is answering the same question again and again, and offering the same reassurances and instructions multiple times... and she kept looking at me and holding up a finger and maybe slightly rolling her eyes... but on the phone she was polite, calm, helpful and never once betrayed any frustration or impatience, even on the fourth or fifth repeat. i easily waited 8-10 minutes...

and i also was totally calm and patient, and when she finally hung up and turned to me she immediately said 'i am so sorry for the wait!' to which i responded 'no problem at all... you're doing a great job, you were so good on the phone! your patience and politeness made me want to be patient and polite!' and she ended up being super helpful to me as well. 

i mean... it's really not that difficult to not be a complete asshole all the time. 

And this is precisely why you're one of our favorite people. It's really easy to be kind. 

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15 hours ago, KYHorn said:

College students love swag. If you only need 20 more annually, when you have a tailgate give out some branded swag (stickers, condoms, coupons to local restaurants) all with dickbutt images so they understand the vibe of this place.

 

 

And college students love credit cards, we could give them Surly credit cards and their limit increases by $1 with every rep point they get!  We setup a pooled fund to back them and charge them 15% interest, what could go wrong?  

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19 hours ago, troph said:

For your own good and the sake of your marriage I’m gonna decline. Seeing what are effectively a 20 year old woman’s rack (all natural) on a 49 year old woman’s body will do things to a man’s psyche that just isn’t fair to him or his marriage.

it’s for your own good. 

Good morning. My intent was to try and defuse with juvenile humor an overly emotional discussion. I felt comfortable doing so with you, as I remember you from the old days when you used your whole name. I am glad you were lighthearted. 

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On 1/28/2025 at 3:45 PM, Pimphand said:

My fucking statement was about the fact that idiots like you spout labels far too frequently to the point it loses meaning had nothing to do with Elon but your triggered snowflake ass jumped to conclusions.  I don't give a fuck about Elon one way or the other except I do respect the fact he has taken to pissing y'all off lol.

in short, this means you are a Nazi lover

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I ended up here because of some Thujone thread that went viral. 
I love it here.
I am an Illinois fan, but despite never having knowingly met any of you in real life, you all are my people. There has never been - and never will be - an analogous online community of Illinois fans for a thousand reasons, not the least of which is that most of us seem to hate the rest us. 
I will get Doomlet on board in 5-6 years. He'll love it here, too. 

Waiting for the day that Doomlet shows up here and begins his reign as king of everything is one of the things that keeps me going.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Waiting for the day that Doomlet shows up here and begins his reign as king of everything is one of the things that keeps me going.

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On 1/31/2025 at 6:19 AM, Captainant said:

You're right, he's doing a bang up job with his first public crisis, and has definitely only been hiring the best people. Like a 15yr heroin user to lead the CDC and FDA

Man y'all literally took health advice from someone who needed an unconditional pardon from providing health advice and you are going to believe it was because trump bad instad of Fauci fucking lied to you and convinced you to poison your family.

Enjoy the fucking bed you made

BTW I hope you fucking invested in bullion LMFAO

I tried warning you but again have a nice day
 

 

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If you need other sources...
 


You are fucked all of your virtue signaling all the bullshit of calling us who disagreed with you racists/bigots/xenophobes/ignorant and any other pejorative adjective you could possibly throw at us will come home to roost.

I wish the University of Texas brought smarter people into the world instead it brought more indoctrinated people into the world and so get ready to pay the pied piper for being indoctrinated.

Ergo don't ever call Immamac a fascist and I laugh my ass off at the Trump Nazi BS he's going to shine a bright light that will undermine your world view.  Have a good day!

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My favorite take in all this is the fauci is a deep state op take. It is absolutely the number 1 sign that I can ignore that person. Pizza gate is 100% their ethos and they have a very loose grasp on reality. They will inevitably claim they do their own research. Fun times. Well, reap what you sow. It is coming. 

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4 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My favorite take in all this is the fauci is a deep state op take. It is absolutely the number 1 sign that I can ignore that person. Pizza gate is 100% their ethos and they have a very loose grasp on reality. They will inevitably claim they do their own research. Fun times. Well, reap what you sow. It is coming. 

If you had a picosecond of virtue you would realize that Ralph S. Baric who was Fauci's right hand man during the Gain of Function research published an article on pub med that said if you wanted to stop an RNA virus dead in it's tracks you needed zinc and a zinc ionophore and he published it in 2010.

It's literally RIGHT FUCKING HERE: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21079686/

That you did not take zinc and something like Epigallocatechin Gallate is demonstrable proof you are a low thinking idiot.

Have a good day!

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2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Are you doing a bit?

No I'm calling you weak ass bitches out for getting duped into lies because the only defense you have left is to pretend you want to ignore it like a coward

 

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1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

I actually am ignoring all of your content. I can just see the crazy emanating from your posts. I’m not watching that video. 

I may agree with you.  I just don’t have the slightest desire to find out. 

Don't wory you will.....

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Silver was 12/1 issue with gold back in the Roman Empire....

If you take silver to the 1/12th ratio with gold you'd be at like $233

Mix in the 25% tariffs on the the greatest silver producer

You do what you need to do with common fucking sense being delivered on the ground.

But yeah immac is NOT a fascist even if he's an idiot for declaring Elon a Nazi ;-)

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Literally running this site as you want is not fascism

I do not agree with him but running a website as you see fit absolves you from this

I hope he will ban me if his disagrees there will give you a moment of truth

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Phlegm, while not everyone’s cup of tea; could also be funny.  I’m not getting that at all in those posts. 

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1 hour ago, Iceman said:

I’m not getting that at all in those posts. 

The vibe I’m getting is the same vibe one of my relatives gave off when they got into the Qanon bullshit with the red pill and blue pill crap.  It’s funny if it’s performance art, but not so funny if it’s a relative with mental health problems who lives out of their car and is probably giving out rest stop handjobs or BJs to keep gas in her car.

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1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

…..and what rest stop does this poor, confused soul inhabit?

It’s now more of a tent in her parents backyard, because I think they were worried about the whole rest stop thing.

You can get free proctology exams from some guys behind the Hancock HEB.

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It’s now more of a tent in her parents backyard, because I think they were worried about the whole rest stop thing.
You can get free proctology exams from some guys behind the Hancock HEB.

A sex tent you say??
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19 hours ago, Pimphand said:

If you had a picosecond of virtue you would realize that Ralph S. Baric who was Fauci's right hand man during the Gain of Function research published an article on pub med that said if you wanted to stop an RNA virus dead in it's tracks you needed zinc and a zinc ionophore and he published it in 2010.

It's literally RIGHT FUCKING HERE: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21079686/

That you did not take zinc and something like Epigallocatechin Gallate is demonstrable proof you are a low thinking idiot.

Have a good day!

Mom?

I love reading this sort of stuff. I could tell you exactly who you have been following for years.  This entire simulation is hitting wayyy too close to home. Do you also scan your grown children with an emf scanner when they come to your house? I bet you doooooo!

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31 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I love reading this sort of stuff. I could tell you exactly who you have been following for years.  This entire simulation is hitting wayyy too close to home.

1234.   Normally this stuff is confined to the places that these types congregate and not out into the wide, wide world of the internet, because they know they’ll get mocked for being incels posting batshit stuff.

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43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

1234.   Normally this stuff is confined to the places that these types congregate and not out into the wide, wide world of the internet, because they know they’ll get mocked for being incels posting batshit stuff.

Pimphand? Confined?

He's been spreading his mental illness on this board for years. 

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22 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Mom?

I love reading this sort of stuff. I could tell you exactly who you have been following for years.  This entire simulation is hitting wayyy too close to home. Do you also scan your grown children with an emf scanner when they come to your house? I bet you doooooo!

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Yea, he acts like he’s intellectually above everyone but is just regurgitating nonsense I see on Reddit perusings all the time. He was convinced the northern lights a few months ago were end of days. 

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On 1/30/2025 at 12:47 PM, Pam Cummings said:

All I know is everyone didn't hate each other before this trump dipshit was a thing.

Untrue. I've hated every single one of you cunts since the Clinton Administration.

 

On 1/31/2025 at 7:43 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

It's really easy to be kind. 

I don't take the easy way.

 

On 1/31/2025 at 11:40 PM, Baboontyme said:

I thought this thread was about Derka

All threads are about Derka.

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I don’t post much at all but I’ve been here and the other site quite a while.

I come here for football/movie, tv and book discussion and to find out if Kevin still thinks a monkey wouldn’t fuck him up.

I’ve followed hilarious, heartwarming and heartbreaking threads here and tried to contribute. I think this is still a vibrant and interesting community.

I have very strong and somewhat well informed opinions on this current administration and politics in general. From my understanding they would align with many in the cloak room.

That being said, I wouldn’t go CR for all the fucking tea in China. Political discourse is the most valid (imho) when there’s ownership and actual representation of the person making the argument. Otherwise it can be indistinguishable from bots or trolls.  I feel bad for folks who don’t know when they might be being played.

For what it’s worth I think imma does a reasonably good job as a mod, and I’m not a fan of long, rambling posts so my bad.

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3 hours ago, Sleep off ugly said:

I don’t post much at all but I’ve been here and the other site quite a while.

I come here for football/movie, tv and book discussion and to find out if Kevin still thinks a monkey wouldn’t fuck him up.

I’ve followed hilarious, heartwarming and heartbreaking threads here and tried to contribute. I think this is still a vibrant and interesting community.

I have very strong and somewhat well informed opinions on this current administration and politics in general. From my understanding they would align with many in the cloak room.

That being said, I wouldn’t go CR for all the fucking tea in China. Political discourse is the most valid (imho) when there’s ownership and actual representation of the person making the argument. Otherwise it can be indistinguishable from bots or trolls.  I feel bad for folks who don’t know when they might be being played.

For what it’s worth I think imma does a reasonably good job as a mod, and I’m not a fan of long, rambling posts so my bad.

Fuck off, cunt.

 

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