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What are you doing Election Day


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38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Workout from 4:30-7:30am (back, traps, and triceps)

Check email from 7:45 to 7:50am

Grade a few assignments from 8:00-11:00am

Nap

Pre-drinks start at 3:00pm when I start flipping between CNN, MSNBC, and Fox.

Friend arrives around 4pm because we are both paranoid and we will drink and talk shit until the first returns come back.

Will I make my 4:30am Wednesday workout?  Who knows.

I don’t think you could pay me enough to work out at 4:30 am, let alone for 3 hours, let alone to do it AGAIN.

I’m not sure if I envy you or feel sorry for you.

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3 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t think you could pay me enough to work out at 4:30 am, let alone for 3 hours, let alone to do it AGAIN.

I’m not sure if I envy you or feel sorry for you.

Would you rather have your body or mine?

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38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Sweet humblebrags by most of you.  "ah nothing really crazy bro, just another Tuesday of crushing it in 2020, you know?"

 

Pancho and his fuckin' three hour workout. Do you do an hour per muscle group? Damn. Here I am thinking getting 4 hour-ish lifts and a couple runs in a week puts me in the 1% of fitness level for 40 year old dudes and he's over here working out for the entirety of Braveheart.

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3 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

If that’s what it takes for maintenance...mine. That’s how I’ve built it, after all.

Let’s be clear: 40 minutes of my workout is cardio. 

 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What do you fuckers do for a living that you work just 4 hours a day? 

Sell that rock

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I will wake up around 7 and immediately start the GOTV volunteer efforts for local house and US rep races, and Biden-Harris. That’ll last until 8 pm.  Then pizza and a lot of gin. No sleep - Wednesday I’ll have lots of legal-type work defending ballots from republicans who have democracy. 

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Wife is taking kid to her orthodontist, which is a 2.5 hr drive. I'll see them off at 6 am or so, then crawl back into bed until about 8 or 9. Grab some tacos, then a tee time at 11, then a few beers and a snack. Its an hour and half drive back from the golf course (yeah, I live in the fucking boonies) so I should get home right about when the civil war pops off.

I'll walk the dogs, dinner with the fam, then out to pillage and loot and burn shit.

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Work from 9:30ish to 5 (or in reality do 1 loan and surf Surly all day). I'll probably take an hour and a half lunch to walk a 5k and listen to some podcasts.

Come home to pot roast and some alcohol for the early results.

Sit right here until work again on Thursday morning at 9:30ish

 

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Working from 8:30-12:00

Getting wife a facial at 1:00

Going to vote when I’m finished with facial

Going home and getting my snacks and my Valium and settling in with my dog and comfy pajamas

Staying up way too late

No work on Wednesday

Same but fixed for gender

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14 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Outside chance with this being Texas at some right wing terrorist violence if Biden wins, especially after Fox News has been broadcasting that trump has a 91 percent chance of winning, so will prepare for that as well. 

No worries for you. They love that Brit accent. "It's funny in the movies!"  Stiff upper lip, chap. 

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Jackin

Pee

Check Surly and FB

Jackin 

Pee/Poop/Start Coffee

Jackin

See if anyone has responded to my sparkling wit on Surly or FB

Jack/drink coffee

Check out newsfeed, maybe Trump dead

Pushups/squats

Pushups/squats

Do we have a football team? Look up trivial news. 

Think about jackin

Pushups/squats

Eat something 

Shower/ possibly crank one out beforehand

What's the weather look like for this week? Look it up. Fucking awesome. 

Jack attack

Wish death upon president

Sensible lunch

Serenity Now For Go People Extreme Workout

Box of Wine

Riot

Prolly jack.

asshat wtf GIF by Cheezburger

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