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It's funny because White Claw is the Florida of alcoholic beverages.  

Also, there's some unfortunate journalist or waking up to an angry call from his editor tomorrow at 6am, screaming, "And how the fuck did you rack up $56 on the card at the Des Moines Sheraton for something called 'Exile Ruthie'?  What is that some weird escort service?  I'm gonna have your byline for this!"  

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2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

It's probably due to him having to pay his home owners insurance in Florida.  

You ain’t lying. I talk to people moving from Florida all time. The HOI premiums make mortgages unaffordable 

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His campaign claims he’s going to be blanketing New Hampshire Sunday through Tuesday. He may think he has a shot to beat Haley.

“Unfortunately, tomorrow’s scheduled interview on @CNNSOTU w/ @RonDeSantis was cancelled by the campaign. We look forward to having the Governor join us on the show in the near future,” the show posted on X Saturday.

The Florida governor also canceled a Sunday interview with NBC's "Meet The Press," host Kristen Welker posted on X. DeSantis pulled out "due to what a person familiar says is a last-minute schedule change," she said.

The campaign told CNN it was canceling DeSantis’ appearance for logistical reasons. DeSantis, who is in South Carolina, is now scheduled to appear in Manchester, New Hampshire, on Sunday evening for a meet and greet.

A spokesperson for the DeSantis campaign tweeted details about the governor's canceled interviews, saying, "The media hits were canceled due to a scheduling issue and will be rescheduled."

"The governor will be traveling Sunday morning with the campaign and has public events scheduled Sunday evening through Tuesday in NH," Bryan Griffin tweeted Saturday night. 

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5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Matt Campbell:  We may have a shot at beating Kansas State so we’re not going to do anything to prepare for Texas.

No Republican will beat Trump in a straight-up primary match.  Nikki is running for 2028, but DeSanctimonous  is running on the dream that Trump somehow isn’t able to finish campaigning this year.

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i love that his campaign is attributing him dropping off of some Sunday morning shows to "some logistical issues" right before this benchmark vote.  

  You know, the New Hampshire 'First in the Nation Primary', that thing that's been a thing since before DeSantis' parents were born.  Who could have, on a $150mm campaign team, possibly have seen this coming.  "And what's that, Mr. Producer---Gov. DeSantis can appear remotely via telephone or a local affiliate studio as an option.  Oh sorry, you're breaking up, we're driving through a mountain tunnel here in South Carolina.  You know the Eastern Rockies."   

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9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

Is election financing the most wasteful use of money in this country?  Especially for R candidates. 

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Desantis couldnt even make it a week longer than Vivek. Trump destroyed that little bitch Ron without even having to really even acknowledge him. No new nicknames. No making him tongue his ass on live TV, while Casey worked the front side. Nothing. Desantis is such a fucking loser he torpedoed himself. Haley wont be far behind. The only thing I was looking forward to in this whole shitshow of an election season was GQP primary comedy, and we're getting none of it. This is bullshit, I feel cheated.

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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Desantis couldnt even make it a week longer than Vivek. Trump destroyed that little bitch Ron without even having to really even acknowledge him. No new nicknames. No making him tongue his ass on live TV, while Casey worked the front side. Nothing. Desantis is such a fucking loser he torpedoed himself. Haley wont be far behind. The only thing I was looking forward to in this whole shitshow of an election season was GQP primary comedy, and we're getting none of it. This is bullshit, I feel cheated.

Will there be a Trump vs Haley debate now that Desantis dropped out?

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29 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

I don't get it. Wasn't finishing second in Iowa the (realistic) goal? Was he staying in hoping Trump would die prior to Iowa?

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He really thought he could scream about woke things like the U.S. as a whole is as half retarded and senile as Floridian voters 

They are, it’s just they’re also petty and vengeful which is why they’re voting for Trump. 

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52 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Imagine spending $120 million to win 20k of votes in Iowa.  

Book title, "Ron DeSantis, the life of a dipshit in white wading boots" 

All of you guys are going to feel pretty stupid when you realize that he’s actually just inherited a billion dollar a la some some sort of Republican donor Brewsters Millions shenanigans. 

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