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Never mind that Texas had 19+ point leads in every one of those games.

aggy went 4-2 in games decided by 7 points or less; Clemson, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, Auburn, and LSU. They lost their best OL, RB, receiving threat, and return 1 player from their front 6/7. They are going to get destroyed by 3 out of the 4 auto-losses on their schedule, and have never beaten all 3 of Auburn, MSU, and Ole Miss since 2011 in the same season.

 

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Just now, bigco said:

"I love Texas A&M but I'm also in touch with reality"

 

I'm going to assume Williamhewitt was banned shortly after posting that.

you knew he was a 2%er from the outset. Williamhewitt?   nah, son. Olebillyhewitt or Billybobhewitt or maybe even Dipringjeansbillyhewitt. That'd be a real redass. 

 

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56 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He uses the example of a guy bought into A&M committing to another school and then flipping to A&M on signing day. He also talks about a longer game than we would have been playing to have guys this summer change their minds.

He seems to think the tactic should be considered by A&M. Of course, he's an idiot.

Eye know reed too gud under the influence of aggy tears

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That's a pretty stupid game. 
"Listen, baby, I can't stand our neighbor. I want you to go fuck him. Fuck him good. Make him fall in love with you. Then it's going to break his heart when you leave him." What could go wrong?

Isn’t that the plot to The Prestige?
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8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Never mind that Texas had 19+ point leads in every one of those games.

aggy went 4-2 in games decided by 7 points or less; Clemson, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, Auburn, and LSU. They lost their best OL, RB, receiving threat, and return 1 player from their front 6/7. They are going to get destroyed by 3 out of the 4 auto-losses on their schedule, and have never beaten all 3 of Auburn, MSU, and Ole Miss since 2011 in the same season.

 

Some SEC honk on Sirius said Auburn has the best DL in the SEC for 2019.

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They've noticed that grumpy old redneck Jimbo has let aggy's social media presence fall apart (he literally hired a Twitter graphics kid to make stuff for them) while UT, Bama, etc. have staffed up and very effective media teams

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"I dont know what Texas is doing, and I don't care what Texas is doing because even though I see none of it I know they're not setting the standard." This is how you remain mediocre at something into perpetuity. 

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A small side note from the delicious ag tears - but these guys still don't see that they were not invited in as peers.  The SEC wanted inroads to Texas, and these gullible tards swallowed the whole hook.  


Gullible Tards is a great name for a band based on College Ststion.
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They've noticed that grumpy old redneck Jimbo has let aggy's social media presence fall apart (he literally hired a Twitter graphics kid to make stuff for them) while UT, Bama, etc. have staffed up and very effective media teams
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SWAG copter incoming!
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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit all the cliches are here. It's wonderful.

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Classic aggy paradox:

“Players who go to tu are taking the easy way out.” 

Then, in the next breath:

”I know I should be more worried about who signs with Bama or LSU, but I have to deal with ridicule from sips every day. So obsessing over my dream that tu will be bad is my easy way out.” 

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6 minutes ago, Viper said:

What kind of fantasy world is Outrigger living in?

Somebody with an account over there remind them that since 2012 -- the year those dipshits joined the SEC -- the Horns have had 14 defensive players get drafted (aggy has 11).

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

That's exactly why both Jimbo and Elko literally spent hours on the phone with him yesterday.

You don't get it. Jimbo and staff work hard. They have contingencies for every development. The players they end up with are the best players anybody could want. Jimbo always finds somebody better than his first choice. Jimbo knows how to recruit nationally. He can use A&M's national brand and the SEC.

Trust in Jimbo.

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4 hours ago, sushihorn said:

In aggy's collective little brain it's obviously Georgia's fault that Texas scored 48 on OU in the Cotton Bowl.

Of all the motives that they could come up with for revenge on UGA is that they lost to us? They hate UGA because they lost to us?  That is the worst/weakest motivation to go into a game with. They had damned well find something better than that to hang their hat on. They go in with that weak sauce and they will get slaughtered because the first time they get busted in the mouth they will realize all of their "motivation" was just an illusion and they will disentegrate like a butterfly in front of a blowtorch.

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28 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Best part of that social media post is that they dismiss what Texas is doing because ‘they don’t set the standard  Is rather know what Alabama and Clemson are doing’  

 

Well, actually...

 

 

LSU? Whodathunk those inbred swamp dwellers would be so active on social media? Must be a porn thing. 

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Damn, what TH and Texas recruiting are doing to aggy just ain't christian.  They got some players to be envied for sure but overall, Herman's kicking their 7 million dollar man's ass.  It'd seriously be getting depressing to see your "got have" guys get scooped up by your arch enemy.  Suck it aggy.

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13 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Of all the motives that they could come up with for revenge on UGA is that they lost to us? They hate UGA because they lost to us?  That is the worst/weakest motivation to go into a game with. They had damned well find something better than that to hang their hat on. They go in with that weak sauce and they will get slaughtered because the first time they get busted in the mouth they will realize all of their"motivation was just an illusion and they will disentegrate like a butterfly in front of a blowtorch.

Georgia is going to have a field day with that secondary.  

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

"We don't corner the market on hustle and hard work"

No, you don't, aggy. Props for recognizing it. You never have and never will. You do corner the market on sheepfucking and 8 win seasons, though. 

....and cow fisting, and glory holes, and jizz jars, and nut squeezing, and list eating.... just to name a few.

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24 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Of all the motives that they could come up with for revenge on UGA is that they lost to us? They hate UGA because they lost to us?  That is the worst/weakest motivation to go into a game with. They had damned well find something better than that to hang their hat on. They go in with that weak sauce and they will get slaughtered because the first time they get busted in the mouth they will realize all of their"motivation was just an illusion and they will disentegrate like a butterfly in front of a blowtorch.

Let's be honest -- Georgia is going to slaughter them regardless.

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