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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

How?

Jumps on some yacht and never comes back.  No one will stop him. 

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Jumps on some yacht and never comes back.  No one will stop him. 

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6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Jumps on some yacht and never comes back.  No one will stop him. 

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11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Jumps on some yacht and never comes back.  No one will stop him. 

He won’t. Fleeing the country makes him look guilty, and that goes against his brand, because he thinks he’s a winner..  He also thinks he’s always the smartest guy in the room and smarter than any lawyers or feds.

28 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

He’ll illegally imigrate to Mexico and catch a private flight from there.

"Mr. Speedy Gonzales, or whatever your name is, tear down that wall."

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Someone is finding out after fucking around:
 

You fucking guy.

He's probably one of the narcs.

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Still hard to believe this traitorous fuck appointed three supreme court justices. Unbelievable, really. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Someone is finding out after fucking around:
 

Yeah, he’s definitely fucked. 

31 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I bet he's gotta a secret sub with his stupid fat face on the front like Dr Evil. 

Or a helicopter 

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35 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Jumps on some yacht and never comes back.  No one will stop him. 

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'I left this corrupt country because as an innocent man, I would never get a fair trail. The deep state and dems stacked the deck against me, forcing me to live freely in Russia !'

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36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He won’t. Fleeing the country makes him look guilty, and that goes against his brand, because he thinks he’s a winner..  He also thinks he’s always the smartest guy in the room and smarter than any lawyers or feds.

I don't think he actually thinks that.

29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You fucking guy.

He's probably one of the narcs.

27 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yeah, he’s definitely fucked. 

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

'I left this corrupt country because as an innocent man, I would never get a fair trail. The deep state and dems stacked the deck against me, forcing me to live freely in Russia !'

Steven Seagal will emerge from a mini sub and spirit him away.

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1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

He’ll illegally imigrate to Mexico and catch a private flight from there.

or North Korea, since he's already been there

(file that with the dozens of others in the "I still can't believe that actually fucking happened" folder)

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4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Trump lover?  Holy shit.  Your reading comprehension couldn't any fucking worse.  I'm in a program, thanks for your sympathy.  I'm all but outed now in real life because you fucking dipshits don't understand things like letters and hyperbole for effect.  

Who I am?  You fucking moron.  It's right there in the goddamn handle.  YGIFS.  Somebody who can actually help bring down the new uprising of batshit GOP insanity in Texas from the inside.  

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what's that stand for?  think about it, Norm.  

troll?  You fucking child.

 

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Someone is finding out after fucking around:
 

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24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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i think we can all agree it was a rough four years for human intelligence.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

You forgot Eat, Pray, Love

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2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:
He’ll illegally imigrate to Mexico and catch a private flight from there.

Ummm......we've built a "huge" wall. Donny isn't escaping to Mexico.

It would just be an appropriate end to the situation.

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Its like at the end of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy it turned out the mole was Queen Elizabeth.
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Now I wonder how that kind of information would get out ???

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

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38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Now I wonder how that kind of information would get out ???

Much was made of Marina Butterface Butina, but it’s not the ones that are out in the open slumming it up and taking photos with everybody at NRA meetups and that are easily fingered and caught that are the worry.  It’s the more attractive ones that are slightly more discrete about who they hang out with that are the concern.

Like Anna de Rothschild/Inna Yashchyshyn.

11 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Fuck fox but I agree that the fbi should have executed the search warrant months ago 

the fact that it didn't happen a year ago could be attributed to the fear of what dotard would do with what he has/had

the government/doj moved slowly and deliberately by design

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Heisenberg—-you should watch the Manchurian Candidate filM.  The original one.  It’s really applicable and could allow you to actually be interesting.  

 

 

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Aggy LOVES trump.  How does any sane person still support him. 

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Much was made of Marina Butterface Butina, but it’s not the ones that are out in the open slumming it up and taking photos with everybody at NRA meetups and that are easily fingered and caught that are the worry.  It’s the more attractive ones that are slightly more discrete about who they hang out with that are the concern.

Like Anna de Rothschild/Inna Yashchyshyn.

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19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Said donald "THE SNAKE" trump

I can’t even stand to hear his voice

10 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Steven Seagal will emerge from a mini sub and spirit him away.

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8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

When daddy forgets his diaper...

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14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

That same alpha male who walked away from grandma Stahl during an interview because she asked a tough question?

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I see the thread has gone from gloom and doom about the law being enforced against trump to speculation that he's going to leave the country, all in less than a week. Good on ya, carry on.

I guess when you're an effeminate looking pos then TFG will appear to be an alpha male...

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53 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I guess when you're an effeminate looking pos then TFG will appear to be an alpha male...

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He looks like a Wayne Newton cover band.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

When daddy forgets his diaper...

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I said "Piss on golf" years ago, but this is not what I had in mind.

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