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9 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Oh you sweet summer child... there is no peak to the stupidity of the GQP.

Yeah,  they'll never become aware.  They'll just jump to their own "research" or pivot to any other red herring that their barely functioning neurons vomit up for them. 

They don't want to learn

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3 hours ago, SKJ said:

Yeah,  they'll never become aware.  They'll just jump to their own "research" or pivot to any other red herring that their barely functioning neurons vomit up for them. 

They don't want to learn

This is the real crux of the problem, how do you deal with people that are willfully ignorant?  

Posted
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

This is the real crux of the problem, how do you deal with people that are willfully ignorant?  

However you do it, you’re going to need a carpet cleaning service afterwards.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

She's not jerking off some  rando under the boardwalk, are we even certain this is her? 

Give it time, Rome wasn't jacked in a day

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Let's not besmirch any female that chooses to get a tattoo that clearly screams "I'm looking for a good time with just about anybody" in an area that requires removing considerable clothing to fully show off.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And I think the part going into her "bikini line" ends in an arrow that says "enter here."  And it should probably be preceded with "Abandon hope all ye who."

It's the Sarlacc pit of vaginas 

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I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. 

I would likely fuck up though.

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On 8/15/2024 at 8:41 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. 

I would likely fuck up though.

You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.

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51 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.

Drinks and attention alone at the bar would get you some OTPHJ action while you talk.

Hot tub time = siting on the edge of the Hot tub blowie that quickly transition to stand up doggie on the hot tub steps.

She’s giving it up on the first time you meet her. No date needed. Only drinks and attention.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

She's been fairly quiet of late. 

Hey, Hamilton just opened tonight at her favorite theater.  Maybe she couldn't get tickets just yet.

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