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They are unique in the worst ways. We know what those ways are.

It's particularly arrogant of them to think only they have traditions or an affinity for their school as a special place. Every school has that stuff. Participation at those schools is optional thus more genuine. 

Among the ways they're unique in the worst way is their absolute resistance to any change or any self-reflection. The worst way they are unique is in their belief that they are good fighting evil with Texas as the Great Satan. Everybody else has rivalries. They have jihads.

Sickos.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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They are unique in the worst ways. We know what those ways are.

It's particularly arrogant of them to think only they have traditions or an affinity for their school as a special place. Every school has that stuff. Participation at those schools is optional thus more genuine. 

Among the ways they're unique in the worst way is their absolute resistance to any change or any self-reflection. The worst way they are unique is in their belief that they are good fighting evil with Texas as the Great Satan. Everybody else has rivalries. They have jihads.

Sickos.

Well, at least a real jihad, however misguided it may be, is based on something other than a football game combined with a deeply in the closet, homoerotic affinity for weirdos dressed up like milkmen. So, I don't know exactly what you'd call A&M's ongoing struggle with reality. 

Maybe a psychotic break?

Decompensation?

Tragically laughable?

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15 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Some gems from the Deuce Harmon / portal thread on Aggie 247.

 

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TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE ... OLD COMMENTS ABOUT HARMON

 

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MOD ATTEMPTS TO INJECT CAUTION

 

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AND ... THE ICING ON THE KAKA

 

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THE END

 

 

 

 

 

its all "pure and simple"

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On 12/9/2023 at 5:02 PM, RomaVicta said:

It's particularly arrogant of them to think only they have traditions or an affinity for their school as a special place. Every school has that stuff. Participation at those schools is optional thus more genuine. 

 

It is the mandatory participation that makes them unappealing to many.  I can see how a player would go there with one perception while being recruited and get there and think, what the hell have I gotten myself into.  I was here for the cash bags, not the douche bags.  And then it is conform or be labeled a 2%.  I just don't see that environment appealing to the average student athlete year in and year out.  It will never change because they think their beloved traditions is what makes it appealing instead of off putting.

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On 12/10/2023 at 7:47 AM, Ravishing Rick said:

As much as we like to clown on our little brother, they’re actually not that horrible of a school. I’d personally rank the school itself as one of the absolute best in Brazos County. 

Let's not get carried away. The best with enrollment over 50,000 I'd say.

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That's glorious.

Must be the NIL. Nothing else makes any sense. Only one Ag even dared to mention Texas on a playoff run might have something to do with it.

And not one of them can put together the millions being paid to Jimbo MIGHT have an impact on NIL spending. Not even a mention of it.

Only a few put together they don't have a full staff.

That's Gold Jerry!

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3 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Jesus, this is like nectar from the Football Gods. Now “high school recruiting doesn’t matter” to aggy? They really are all-in on this new-fangled portal thingy. I hear you can build a natty contender in just a few weeks!

Just need to “go get some portal DUDES.”


It’s really very simple, why doesn’t Elko just do it?

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I do enjoy watching them fall into their own logic trapdoors over and over, climbing out briefly, only to quickly stumble back down. Jimbo went from penthouse to outhouse in their mental pantheon of aggie heroes and dildos. It’s no one else’s fault, the school and program aren’t to blame, and things are about to get instantly better without that one asshole around. 

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27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So Elko doesn't understand the Fisher recruiting system. After working for him for 4 seasons. 

Hopefully that poster is smart enough to be obliquely referencing that Elko doesn't have the same cash backing to buy players. 

Fisher, despite what we think of him is a great snake oil salesman but ofc that cash backing helps

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The parrots are really getting into this mindset over on TexAgs. Some wonder why even recruit high schoolers in "age" of the portal and NIL when you can find whatever you need through the portal. Let players develop somewhere else, then just "hit that portal hard" to get proven guys. And again:

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That they have picked up a receiver from Old Dominion to replace Ainias Smith doesn't register. They seem to think that players will become good and then follow everyone's natural inclination to be an Aggie. Just gimmee.

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Yep. A&M's facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and Aggie network and the bestest fans were just fools gold when Jimbo peddled it. Now a morbidly obese alchemist has come along to change it into real gold with real coaching and real recruiting.

When talking about recruiting, nobody factors in the loss of Jimbo in that regard. They seem to think it was all E-Rob whom they all now hate.

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There's your big time selling point! And look at the proof of how much that matters to all their defensive stars leaving and recruits flipping! These guys know they can't compete for playing time against the absolute studs who will be racing to play for the most famous defensive mind of the day!

 

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I must have missed that bullet point in Plan 2024. Too bad, it looks like the only one that they will achieve.

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Only money could make a player go to tu instead of dear old A&M! 

We are the richest school in the world, money is no object for A&M!

Ahhhh, dissonance!

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1 Set us up the bomb?

2 Debils, I tell you!

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How could one conclude anything else when the top 5 recruiting class Jimbo had verbally committed is disintegrating its way out of the top 20 now that he's gone? 1 + 1 = 2. Duh.

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The Texas A&M University Fightin' Texas Sour Grapes! 

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33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

There's your big time selling point! And look at the proof of how much that matters to all their defensive stars leaving and recruits flipping! These guys know they can't compete for playing time against the absolute studs who will be racing to play for the most famous defensive mind of the day!

Everything they do is contradictory. It's almost like there was no plan in place at all. Who imagined when they hired and fired Mark Stoops in about a 3 hour span that this would all blow up so spectacularly?! Again, A&M is far and away a bigger cesspool than we were ever even accused of being. Their factions all have a seat at the table despite none of them having the first clue about a winning program or culture.

Most guys don't want to be a DC in name only. Santucci would surely have taken the job but aggies hate his guts and would never allow him back on their campus, so they're left to face the reality that College Station is in fact NOT Shangri La on the Brazos. Maybe the NCAA just needs to force all CFB coaches to go to Fish Camp. WHOOP!

Seriously, so much of what's going on is so simple a caveman could get it, but a caveman's skull is nowhere near as thick as an aggy's.

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