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I’m not sure we should be making fun of any other school’s baseball team
It's how it went down, that was my point.

And yes I understand what you are saying as well. As a rangers fan I can still laugh when the Astros get beat in epic meltdown fashion even though we semi suck.
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36 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Tech is always kicking aggy's ass in something.

Poor aggy.

I have been watching Chernobyl. Depressing.  Reminds me of the shit hole that is College Station. MV5BNTEyYmIzMDUtNWMwNC00Y2Q1LWIyZTgtMGY1

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

that shit ever get audited? 

Sharp was a master of renaming crap and moving crap. 

On 5/21/2019 at 9:12 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

Lol!   

I don't think it's that bad either and my kids like the place, so if we are in the area we will go there if I get outvoted.   If we are in the shopping center where the Freebirds is located, I would rather go to  next door to Five Guys for that quick bite to eat and my diet be damned for day.  I love their fries that are fried in peanut oil. 

So I've concluded you live in Corpus.

You know, giving away diabetes is a hell of a marketing ploy.  Wish we had thought of that.

23 hours ago, markstanco said:

Aggy just lost to georgia in secsecsec tourney in walk off fashion bottom of 9th and 2 outs by a HR.

And in similar fashion, Aggy tied with ole miss 0-0, gives up a run in top of 9th with 2 outs.  Lose 1-0. But SECSECSEC team won, so win for aggy. 

aggy goes 2 and Q in double elimination part of the sec tournament 

16 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I’m not sure we should be making fun of any other school’s baseball team

Surely just saying what A&M does is not technically making fun of them.

53 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

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came across a very proud aggy this morning

 

Just missing the Yeti, Costa,  Salt Life, and Buc-ees sticker....

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Just missing the Yeti, Costa,  Salt Life, and Buc-ees sticker....

Dude.  Where's the SEC logo ?????????????????/

31 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

My username doesn't check out?

You could've been from Cotulla or Carrizo I suppose.   Most people don't spend a lot of time in or near the Nueces River.  Or maybe it was an esoteric tribute to the Moccasin scene in Lonesome Dove.  But now I know.

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Lol at "Define accomplishment. Do you need playoff appearances?"

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

And in similar fashion, Aggy tied with ole miss 0-0, gives up a run in top of 9th with 2 outs.  Lose 1-0. But SECSECSEC team won, so win for aggy. 

So they didn’t score a run in the sec tournament?

6 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

You could've been from Cotulla or Carrizo I suppose.   Most people don't spend a lot of time in or near the Nueces River.  Or maybe it was an esoteric tribute to the Moccasin scene in Lonesome Dove.  But now I know.

Or the Uvalde area where the Nueces River looks much more appealing vs what it looks near me.  At least when the Nueces has a good flow of water thanks to a good rainy season.  

15 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

I have been watching Chernobyl. Depressing.  Reminds me of the shit hole that is College Station. MV5BNTEyYmIzMDUtNWMwNC00Y2Q1LWIyZTgtMGY1

If Texas A&M is ever allowed to manage a nuclear power facility, the United States will have its own Chernobyl. The way the Chernobyl disaster happened is so perfectly Aggie.

On 5/22/2019 at 1:22 PM, Zavala said:

Animal science huh?

Why hasn't anyone done a ranking of these aggy specimens? I saw burned eyes gave a couple of ratings out, but no rankings? 

How do you think he got burned eyes?

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Dude.  Where's the SEC logo ?????????????????/

Hagbard beat me to it. Plus, not a very good aggy. Only 2 aggy logos and no SECSECSEC. Any self-respecting aggy has at least 3 TAMU badges and an SECSECSEC badge. I live in Katy, the epicenter of the borg. There is a large sample size. 

Whoa. There is a Norwegian movie on Netflix called “The 12th Man,” about “a Norwegian saboteur’s harrowing struggle to reach safety after escaping a Nazi attack during WWII.”


https://www.netflix.com/title/80245074?s=i&trkid=14170034

So many questions. Is the Norwegian aggy?  Why is he being pursued by the corps?  How did this title get by the CS TM nazis?  Surely the aggy 12th man claim doesn’t stop at the Atlantic’s edge. Plus, it’s only a Norwegian movie. Fake army could take them in like 5 seconds. Just ask Patton. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So they didn’t score a run in the sec tournament?

Two best sec tournament losses ever.

So they didn’t score a run in the sec tournament?

Correct. They ran out of innings. This morning’s game in particular, resonates extremely well with me.
6 minutes ago, nnm said:

Whoa. There is a Norwegian movie on Netflix called “The 12th Man,” about “a Norwegian saboteur’s harrowing struggle to reach safety after escaping a Nazi attack during WWII.”


https://www.netflix.com/title/80245074?s=i&trkid=14170034

So many questions. Is the Norwegian aggy?  

do the Nazis catch up to and capture him because he stops to rape a sheep he finds with its head stuck in a fence? if yes, then he's definitely an Aggie

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Whoa. There is a Norwegian movie on Netflix called “The 12th Man,” about “a Norwegian saboteur’s harrowing struggle to reach safety after escaping a Nazi attack during WWII.”


https://www.netflix.com/title/80245074?s=i&trkid=14170034

So many questions. Is the Norwegian aggy?  Why is he being pursued by the corps?  How did this title get by the CS TM nazis?  Surely the aggy 12th man claim doesn’t stop at the Atlantic’s edge. Plus, it’s only a Norwegian movie. Fake army could take them in like 5 seconds. Just ask Patton. 

They will claim him, build a statue on campus in his honor and claim him as part of aggy lore.

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

If Texas A&M is ever allowed to manage a nuclear power facility, the United States will have its own Chernobyl. The way the Chernobyl disaster happened is so perfectly Aggie.

Aggy was recently  selected to manage the Los Alamos nuke research facility in New Mexico, IIRC.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So they didn’t score a run in the sec tournament?

More than that, they squandered their pitchers carrying no-hitters into the 8th and 9th innings.

36 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Aggy was recently  selected to manage the Los Alamos nuke research facility in New Mexico, IIRC.

Thankfully, it's mainly USC and other partners. Aggy is only on the contract because that cheerleading faggot Perry is the SEC of Energy. 

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Well, I’m sure some aggy doofus will find a way to f it up.

4 hours ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

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came across a very proud aggy this morning

 

‘Limited’. Lol.  Just like aggy admissions.  

 

Technically.  

34 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

‘Limited’. Lol.  Just like aggy cognitive ability.

 

Technically.  

Fixed. 

He knows his limits as an aggy.  Became a pathologist.  And he’s actually a nice guy, just don’t bring up anything aggy.  

Im sure aggy autopsy doc brings a new meaning to that ol saying...Likes to crack open a cold one, eh?
5 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

They will claim him, build a statue on campus in his honor and claim him as part of aggy lore.

I believe it was an aggy that discovered Norway in 1892. Thus began the first step in awakening the sleeping giant.

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

‘Limited’. Lol.  Just like aggy admissions.  

 

Technically.  

... And intelligence, and self-awareness, and normalness, the list just goes on forever.

11 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

He’s getting a second chance at coordinating bag drops. 

He pulled Austin Thomas' recruiting coordinator offer at Ole Miss for being too overtly scummy, so it'll be fun to see how they work together.

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