Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

Hate to say it, but Leon may just win the Thorpe.  Already with 2 picks along with the TD.  
He’s like a slower Dylan Haines who always seems to be the recipient of horrible overthrows. 

  • Replies 91.2k
  • Views 9.6m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

My mom's aggy neighbor just claimed Jimbo's new extension is proof they are the wealthiest school in the country.

Judge Judy Reaction GIF

My mom's aggy neighbor just claimed Jimbo's new extension is proof they are the wealthiest school in the country.
200.gif
Just like the boat and leased Lexus he parks out front prove that they're the wealthiest family in the neighborhood, right?

Do they educate them in anything aside from aggy fantasies?

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Do they educate them in anything aside from aggy fantasies?

spacer.png

If they have more money than us that must mean we manage their allowance for them really well.

Or maybe they went heavy on GameStop or something.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

My mom's aggy neighbor just claimed Jimbo's new extension is proof they are the wealthiest school in the country.

Judge Judy Reaction GIF

I must've missed this one... how much did those fucktards pay this time?

All 13 other schools branded with SEC right now, just live in the orbit of Alabama...

 

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

Hate to say it, but Leon may just win the Thorpe.  Already with 2 picks along with the TD.  
He’s like a slower Dylan Haines who always seems to be the recipient of horrible overthrows. 

Lol no

15 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He’s going to be a good QB, which absolutely sucks. 

And what about last night makes you say that?

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

All 13 other schools branded with SEC right now, just live in the orbit of Alabama...

 

Still 6 after last night? Lulz.

Any Texags posts about Kent State fans getting lost on the way to the stadium?

2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

All 13 other schools branded with SEC right now, just live in the orbit of Alabama...

 

There is no way he watched the aggy or ousux games

4 hours ago, Deej said:

My mom's aggy neighbor just claimed Jimbo's new extension is proof they are the wealthiest school in the country.

sddefault.jpg

Aggy was sold some really big speakers.

6 hours ago, Deej said:

My mom's aggy neighbor just claimed Jimbo's new extension is proof they are the wealthiest school in the country.

Judge Judy Reaction GIF

If,by wealth,  you mean extracorporeal semen stored in glass receptacles, then yes.

Have not checked BitJizz futures today...

I assume that this season for the Aggies will be like every other Aggie season that the living have ever seen.

 

September Cheers will become October tears....

6 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Hate to say it, but Leon may just win the Thorpe.  Already with 2 picks along with the TD.  
He’s like a slower Dylan Haines who always seems to be the recipient of horrible overthrows. 

Slow down. A CB for Iowa, Moss, had two pick sixes against Indiana. Leon will get beat (like he always does) against better teams.

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

They try so hard for validation from their conference daddy: https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/thoughts-and-prayers-going-out-for-alabama-fans/98162167/

Im ready to ask them

unnamed.jpg.637a0f7cdeddc87eb2f6880121788f20.jpg

f02.jpg.4c198080505e733bf3976b68e75dc662.jpg

So they're making fun of us for... Bama beating another shitty Miami team? I'm struggling to connect the dots here. Did they miss our 20 point no doubter against an actual football team?

I skimmed through the aggy thread on our game for the lutz.  At the beginning ULaLa was an actual good team with lots of returning starters that was going to beat the crap out of us.  By the time the thread ended ULaLa was the worst team in the fbs and probably would have lost to most fcs teams.  Meanwhile aggy overcoming 4 picks against a shitty MAC team was an indication of how awesome they were this year.

57 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i don't even understand this joke but i'm still certain it makes aggy look stupid

Texas = Deebo
aggy = Red

@immamac @blacklab this thread is too fucking big and it’s next to impossible to go back and find anything.  Can you guys lock it and start a 2021 thread so we at least get these broken up by season/year.

9 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Hate to say it, but Leon may just win the Thorpe.  Already with 2 picks along with the TD.  
He’s like a slower Dylan Haines who always seems to be the recipient of horrible overthrows. 

Leon will win the Heisman. Why else is Jimbo known as “the linebacker whisper”? 

Book it. 

If I'm wrong, I will promise to shit in my hand and slap myself on the face with my shit-laden hand. 

I’m a better American than you. 

But only for the corrupt referees, we would have won every national championship for the last twenty years. 

Yay “better Americans” making war! I love serving my country while at Texas A&M. Active duty isn’t really all that tough. As a military academy, at A&M  we get extra juice boxes and extra cookies because everyone attending A&M is in active military service because the President could call us out of chicken farming class to save democracy at a moment’s notice.

After my three years at Blinn and my three years at A&M, I will have enough active duty service time to qualify for military retirement benefits.

I’m a better American than you. 

We hate our current president but we’re still better Americans than anyone else. I was chanting "Fuck our Commander in Chief" last night when we were hyper virtue signaling, congratulating ourselves for having worn color coordinated t-shirts twenty years ago.

Have I told you lately that I'm a better American than you?

We also don’t believe in immunology because we know better. We are going to deliver millions and millions of doses of vaccine within days if there is ever a global flu pandemic. We were paid hundreds of millions of dollars to build a vaccine production facility. And we're aggys. What could possibly go wrong?

Have I told you lately that I'm a better American than you?

We’re going to build a big wooden structure instead of going to class later in the semester. 

Want to help? 

Excuse me as I squeeze my testicles.

(swidt?)

aggy_ralph copy.jpg

Edited by Randolph Duke

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any Texags posts about Kent State fans getting lost on the way to the stadium?

Kent State has fans?

19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Kent State has fans?

According to aggy

 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I skimmed through the aggy thread on our game for the lutz.  At the beginning ULaLa was an actual good team with lots of returning starters that was going to beat the crap out of us.  By the time the thread ended ULaLa was the worst team in the fbs and probably would have lost to most fcs teams.  Meanwhile aggy overcoming 4 picks against a shitty MAC team was an indication of how awesome they were this year.

Yup, some posts about how ULL is good/will win, then lots of whining about the refs helping us (penalties were ULL: 5-25 vs UT:7-64, btw), then lots of whining about them calling Sark our "12th man", then posts about how bad ULL is.  Some of the highlights:

image.png.de173346e6c7f36a087315e7ba789fd2.png

image.png.7e25ef44850b8d670ecf599c5dd1a9cd.png

and then....

image.png.4eeef1d980cc36bcf874eeb6e97c8dd3.png

image.png.278d6d71f004290f75ad58acc9aa33a3.png

No one tell aggy that Kent State is a MAC team that gave up 70 points to Buffalo in their last game last year.

image.png.c45bf6da0fb378efb8e51fb26a0a1844.png

image.png.0a7f2db873b4c911d483f99becb2694f.png

Like clockwork, any team that loses to the sips isn't "playing hard" or motivated.

image.png.6438c120bf4e458da0277e58bb777eb3.png

image.png.349a1f35df48bd6609a73dca88b769e6.png

 

Edited by OU Sucks

ULaLa was their hope, until they weren't.

Now it's Arkansas.  After Texas beats the shit outta pig by 3 TDs, the ags will say that Arkansas isn't really an SEC team and they weren't trying to beat Texas anyway since it's not a conference game and only conference games matter.

And on and on.

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Yup, some posts about how ULL is good/will win, then lots of whining about the refs helping us (penalties were ULL: 5-25 vs UT:7-64, btw), then lots of whining about them calling Sark our "12th man", then posts about how bad ULL is.  Some of the highlights:

image.png.de173346e6c7f36a087315e7ba789fd2.png

image.png.7e25ef44850b8d670ecf599c5dd1a9cd.png

and then....

image.png.4eeef1d980cc36bcf874eeb6e97c8dd3.png

image.png.278d6d71f004290f75ad58acc9aa33a3.png

No one tell aggy that Kent State is a MAC team that gave up 70 points to Buffalo in their last game last year.

image.png.c45bf6da0fb378efb8e51fb26a0a1844.png

image.png.0a7f2db873b4c911d483f99becb2694f.png

Like clockwork, any team that loses to the sips isn't "playing hard" or motivated.

image.png.6438c120bf4e458da0277e58bb777eb3.png

image.png.349a1f35df48bd6609a73dca88b769e6.png

 

I was too lazy to do this, so thanks. It's the same pattern for any middling to poor team we play.

Remember, they had five turnovers and won anyway against Kent State proving that they're just a cunt hair from being scary good.

image.png.57166c611ce9ea9aecddbab057585735.png

Edited by RomaVicta

  • Popular Post

Weird traditions.

 

5m09yi.jpg

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

If I'm wrong, I will promise to shit in my hand and slap myself on the face with my shit-laden hand. 

image.gif.c64a8f92b76801c5a9cf6a356897f1e4.gif

Self aware aggy surfaces gets shouted down by his delusional comrades.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3223863

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I was too lazy to do this, so thanks. It's the same pattern for any middling to poor team we play.

Remember, they had five turnovers and won anyway against Kent State proving that they're just a cunt hair from being scary good.

image.png.57166c611ce9ea9aecddbab057585735.png

They could find something good about genital warts.

8 hours ago, horn4life said:

I assume that this season for the Aggies will be like every other Aggie season that the living have ever seen.

 

September Cheers will become October tears....

And real sheep fears. 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any Texags posts about Kent State fans getting lost on the way to the stadium?

Aggy shot them, just another tradition. 

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy loses to Bama by only 14-21 points? He's not that introspective.

Prediction, King doesn't make it through that game. That OL will get him hurt

14 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Kent State has fans?

4 less than they did once upon a time. 

12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Here We Go Eye Roll GIF

A couple of small details the ags don't seem capable of processing.

How many students does aggy have? How many students are attending UT Austin?

Yet UT Austin spends $1 billion more each year than aggy to educate students. Only an aggy would claim an additional $1 billion of additional financial resources would make no difference in the quality of education offered at A&M. Imagine $1 billion more in financial resources PLUS 20,000 fewer students.

aggy's athletics debt is almost twice that of UT Austin.

Check out the institutional endowment. Again, only an aggy would claim an additional $4 billion in endowment investments would make no difference in the quality of education offered at A&M.

So, $1 billion in additional financial resourced every year, 20,000 fewer students, and $4 billion in additional endowment investments.

But there is no difference between the two institutions.

Ok, cool. Hook 'em.

On 9/4/2021 at 8:42 PM, T-shirt Sip said:

I went over to Texags and saw this post. What the fuck is a horse laugh? Is that another one of their weird ass turditions?
 

 

8A7C7CFC-5A2E-485B-940A-B21036B9D51F.jpeg

rather than boo, aggies express collective displeasure with a yell called “the horse laff,” to wit:
 

Riffety, riffety, riff-raff!
Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff!

Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff!

Let’s give ‘em a horse laff: Sssssss!
 

no, really. 

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

rather than boo, aggies express collective displeasure with a yell called “the horse laff,” to wit:
 

Riffety, riffety, riff-raff!
Chiffity, chiffity, chiff-chaff!

Riff-raff! Chiff-chaff!

Let’s give ‘em a horse laff: Sssssss!
 

no, really. 

That isn’t really it, right? I mean, there’s no way. 

12 hours ago, F250 said:

Weird traditions.

 

5m09yi.jpg

Just 4?  I thought to be a Yell leader you had to make it to the fabled 12th man?

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.