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3 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Ok, imagine being Wake Forest ever.

 

Wake Forest will always have a special place in my heart ever since I heard the words "The San Antonio Spurs select Tim Duncan from Wake Forest University."

 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Borderline erotic?

Illinois could wear aggys uniforms….works for me…aggy could still send their band and milkmen and dog.  Win, win.

 

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

So since aggy can’t play the bowl game, does Wake Forest just get the trophy out of forfeit?

Yes, but aggy will claim a victory over covid. 

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Somebody needs to check on Randolph Duke.  That dude was born for moments like this.  

Nevermind . . . . found him.

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Just now, Disco Strangler said:

Somebody needs to check on Randolph Duke.  That dude was born for moments like this.  

Nevermind . . . . found him.

randy marsh masturbating GIF by South Park

 

More like.

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3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Some poorly quoted bullshit about Illinois adopting A&M's dog and pony show

As an Illinois fan, I kindly propose that you go fuck yourself with this mess. 

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Illinois could wear aggys uniforms….works for me…aggy could still send their band and milkmen and dog.  

 

On 12/21/2021 at 8:37 AM, texasstrong12 said:

All these players opting out for aggy with no QB. Watch them try to get this game cancelled. 

I am shocked I tell ya. 

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

What if it's a game of "aggressive pegging with a 12 inch dildo for 3 hours?"

If it was a black rubber cock, Hatchet Harry woulta beat im to deaf wif it.  

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They can't help themselves. They went from coverage of having the #1 recruiting class to coverage of them being pussies in the span of one week. 

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2 hours ago, strangulation! said:

this guy was a beast in college. he owned the acc tournament his (senior?) year

See the source image

 

Randolph Childress … you are right.  

Just get Liucci out there to play the game by himself, seeing as how he professes to know everything about anything.

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

They can't help themselves. They went from coverage of having the #1 recruiting class to coverage of them being pussies in thr span of one week. 

We always think they can never top their last fuckup, that it is never possible for them to go *PAST* the point of going Full aggy, and that there is a point on the event horizon where they lose the ability to suspend space and time in the pursuit of "you can't make this shit up".

And yet here we are.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Amen! 

Signed, 

Every other american university

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

It's a shame Jimbos dad didn't pull out back in the day..

Not pulling out in time is aggys original turdition. That’s what spawned that embarrassment to the State of Texas we’ve been burdened with. 100 year bad decisions.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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i don't think they have anything to worry about becoming "everyother american university"

aggy are impossible to replicate, duplicate, or incinerate

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy are impossible to replicate, duplicate, or incinerate

 

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It’s almost as if the 12th Man was a myth created for a pliable, unquestioning flock that was never anticipated to be tested as an actual measure of collective fortitude.  But keep grabbing your nuts, my dudes.  Just squeeze harder and it might turn out that WF forfeits.

28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't think they have anything to worry about becoming "everyother american university"

aggy will always be the biggest laughing stock university in America.

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32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

We always think they can never top their last fuckup, that it is never possible for them to go *PAST* the point of going Full aggy, and that there is a point on the event horizon where they lose the ability to suspend space and time in the pursuit of "you can't make this shit up".

And yet here we are.

That’s the beauty of the event horizon, it’s continually chewing up and creating new space/time.  Physics will always allow for new and better aggy fuckups.  

I'ma guess there's a good chance that the Omicron infected a sheep and the rest is history. 

 

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

As an Illinois fan, I kindly propose that you go fuck yourself with this mess. 

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University of Illinois

They didn’t forfeit, they just ran out of antibodies

40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

We always think they can never top their last fuckup, that it is never possible for them to go *PAST* the point of going Full aggy, and that there is a point on the event horizon where they lose the ability to suspend space and time in the pursuit of "you can't make this shit up".

And yet here we are.

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48 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Just get Liucci out there to play the game by himself, seeing as how he professes to know everything about anything.

 

Liucci is out -- hurt his knee while karaokeing  😋

 

 

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Creed?  Fucking Creed?  That's so on the nose for that dweeb.  

What a bunch of fucking pussies

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Some poorly quoted bullshit about Illinois adopting A&M's dog and pony show

When did aggy get the pony?

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Liucci is out -- hurt his knee while working a glory hole.

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1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Just get Liucci out there to play the game by himself

We know how that would turn out.

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TaxSlayer Bowl: Hey Sark! Aggy’s lost it. Turned in their wings. You guys are number one. But you remember one thing: if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

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2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

What if it's a game of "aggressive pegging with a 12 inch dildo for 3 hours?"

Go on...

All this WF talk on a FB forum and you dipshits post Deacons basketball players( TimmyD excluded).  Here’s a real WF FB Hero...

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25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Creed?  Fucking Creed?  That's so on the nose for that dweeb.  

Hey man somebody sang 3 Nicklebacks in a row. Had to dilute that shit

aggy remains the most hypocritical group of idiots I've ever seen. 

The last two bowl seasons they have been running their mouth about how "no excuses about opt outs" and then they pull this stunt. This is why I could never respect these fools. 

 

The texags Christmas party looks awesome.  Really cool of the Bryan funeral parlor to let them have it after hours for their little shindig.  

Good Lord, I've been to some boring ass holiday parties in some horrid venues, but that looks like it takes the cake.  

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Somebody shop the Colt McCoy running away statue on the 12th man's face

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Official announcement does not talk about players who said fuck it, I am out. 

 

And A&M sticks the landing of their 2021 Natty Run!

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(The guy in the gif had a parachute and survived)

I thought most Aggies indicated that Covid-19 was overblown and you could just walk it off?  

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