October 26, 20223 yr so are dicks reserved for OU or can we start shoving them down Jimbo's gaping pie hole in all these pics?
October 26, 20223 yr One of my brothers works for one of the major US banks. He said that yesterday at lunch an aggy donor (he said “decent donor”) said Dumbo is gone and that they are targeting Dabo. L oh fucking L.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said: One of my brothers works for one of the major US banks. He said that yesterday at lunch an aggy donor (he said “decent donor”) said Dumbo is gone and that they are targeting Dabo. L oh fucking L. That is partially incorrect. They are not going to fire Jimbo. They will merely bring in Dabo to be the OC/HCIW at a salary of $15M/year.
October 26, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: $2 per ticket to see them take on Ole Miss. El Oh Fucking El! Seems overpriced.
October 26, 20223 yr That is partially incorrect. They are not going to fire Jimbo. They will merely bring in Dabo to be the OC/HCIW at a salary of $15M/year.You are leaving important details out. Dabo will hire Johnny Foosball as his analyst/OC in waiting. Rick Perry will be the new AD and Looch will be his official corn dog handler.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Tex Pete said: So, this year’s aggy bonfire is going to be a huge pile of money? Hope it doesn’t fall on anyone. Can it fall on me, I'll bring a few suitcases.
October 26, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Can it fall on me, I'll bring a few suitcases. Are you sure that’ll be worthwhile?
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post Our high school lettermen club would alternate a trip between Texas and aggy football games each year. I remember specifically we had $2 end zone tickets at Kyle Field one year and tried to sneak into better sideline seats since it was empty AF. The worker saw our tickets and called them "Dairy Queen tickets" and wouldn't let us in a sideline section that was mostly empty. Now those sideline tickets are $2 in 2022 dollars, which is the equivalent of 84 cents in 1989. All aggy tickets are Dairy Queen tickets now.
October 26, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said: https://statesman-tx.newsmemory.com/?publink=15ab8ca44_1348685 UT ranks as No. 1 Texas university in 2023 U.S. News rankings The University of Texas maintained its ranking as the No. 1 university in Texas in the 2023 ranking of the top global universities by U.S. News & World Report. U.S. News ranked 2,000 higher education institutions in 95 countries in its annual ranking on Tuesday. The ranking is based on 13 indicators that largely measure a school’s academic research and reputation over its undergraduate or graduate programs. In the new rankings, UT ranked as the No. 23 university in the U.S. and No. 43 in the world — the same worldwide ranking it received on last year’s list of more than 1,700 universities in 90 countries. 'The Best Global Universities rankings offer prospective students a valuable resource for exploring higher education options outside of their home country,' said Robert Morse, chief data strategist at U.S. News. 'Over the past nine years, these rankings have expanded to include more schools and more subjects, while maintaining a consistent focus on institutions that prioritize academic research.' UT was once again the only university from Texas to rank in the top 100 schools, although 21 other schools from Texas made it on the list. The other top schools in the state include Southwestern Medical Center-Dallas at No. 133, the Baylor College of Medicine at No. 136, Texas A&M University’s campus in College Station at No. 148 and Rice University at No. 180. Fifteen subjects at UT ranked in the top 50 worldwide, including arts & humanities at No. 24, materials science at No. 25, mathematics at No. 25 and geosciences at No. 26. Nine additional programs were ranked in the top 100. Last month, in a separate ranking exclusively of U.S. schools by U.S. News, UT ranked as the 10th-best public university in the nation and No. 38 overall among the nation’s top universities. The national rankings focused more on the undergraduate experience, including graduation rates, undergraduate academic reputation and faculty resources. There are 281 U.S. schools ranked, with the same three schools taking the top spots from last year. Harvard University was listed at No. 1 overall, Massachusetts Institute of Technology at No. 2 and Stanford University at No. 3. Am I reading this correctly? They ranked aTm 52 spots ahead of Rice? Either something is drastically wrong at Rice, or there is something drastically wrong with this list. Edited October 26, 20223 yr by 83Horn
October 26, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: $2 per ticket to see them take on Ole Miss. El Oh Fucking El! How much are the seats with a “Restricted View”??
October 26, 20223 yr How much are the seats with a “Restricted View”??Most expensive seats in the house. Aggy gets to go to the game and claim they always sell out their stadium, but they don’t have to actually see their abortion if a football team.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said: One of my brothers works for one of the major US banks. He said that yesterday at lunch an aggy donor (he said “decent donor”) said Dumbo is gone and that they are targeting Dabo. L oh fucking L. Jimbo, Zeppo, Groucho, Harpo. Chico and Gummo. No Dabo.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said: One of my brothers works for one of the major US banks. He said that yesterday at lunch an aggy donor (he said “decent donor”) said Dumbo is gone and that they are targeting Dabo. L oh fucking L. I dont know the wording on the buyout, but typically these days you are owed half within 30 days. They would have to come with 40+ million immediately, another 40+ for the next year or two, then the guaranteed money that would be required to money whip Dabo. On top of that they will have to come up with buyout money to Clemson, and the buyout of the current staff at aggy.
October 26, 20223 yr Clemson, SC isn't exactly Shangri-La, but it's a way nicer town than College Station. If there's any truth to this at all, it's just Dabo pre-negotiating a raise and an extension.
October 26, 20223 yr Just now, jimmyjazz said: Clemson, SC isn't exactly Shangri-La, but it's a way nicer town than College Station. If there's any truth to this at all, it's just Dabo pre-negotiating a raise and an extension. Narrator: "There is no truth to this at all." 🤣
October 26, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Clemson, SC isn't exactly Shangri-La, but it's a way nicer town than College Station. If there's any truth to this at all, it's just Dabo pre-negotiating a raise and an extension. Its about time, he hasnt got an extension in like 7 or 8 weeks.
October 26, 20223 yr If I was Dabo, I would absolutely let Aggy hump my leg. Why would you not take $150-$200MM guaranteed?
October 26, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: If I was Dabo, I would absolutely let Aggy hump my leg. Why would you not take $150-$200MM guaranteed? Because they can't pay it?
October 26, 20223 yr Just now, jimmyjazz said: Because they can't pay it? I would have said the same thing about Jimbo’s contract, but a fool and his money…
October 26, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: If I was Dabo, I would absolutely let Aggy hump my leg. Why would you not take $150-$200MM guaranteed? i think the only place he's leaving Clemson for is Bama. it would be amazing to see him leave Clemson for A&M then leave A&M for Bama though
October 26, 20223 yr 48 minutes ago, 83Horn said: Am I reading this correctly? They ranked aTm 52 spots ahead of Rice? Either something is drastically wrong at Rice, or there is something drastically wrong with this list. The global ranking puts a premium on the # published papers, how many times they are cited, and global reputation. Rice's size is probably the reason they don't rank well in that case.
October 26, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said: At least use the correct version for this thread. "Fat" Liucci >>>>> 2022 Liucci
October 26, 20223 yr The global ranking puts a premium on the # published papers, how many times they are cited, and global reputation. Rice's size is probably the reason they don't rank well in that case. I wish we would do whatever we need to do to juke the stats just enough to be above Florida.
October 26, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Da Fino said: The global ranking puts a premium on the # published papers, how many times they are cited, and global reputation. Does that include TexAgs threads?
October 26, 20223 yr Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. Edited October 26, 20223 yr by Harrison Stafford
October 26, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Royale with cheese said: Holy fuck: "the most morally bankrupt staff and program in America." Coming from a Penn State fan, that's saying something.
October 26, 20223 yr 21 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: I would have said the same thing about Jimbo’s contract, but a fool and his money… They haven't paid it out yet. If there is one consistent aggy turdition, it's to lie, cheat, and steal enough to be able to brag about completely meaningless "achievements." "We're payin Jimbo more'n any udder coach in histry! What a deal, we're the pree-meer SEC school in Texas! We run this state, birch!" Edited October 26, 20223 yr by Tex Pete
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen.
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post 7 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. Exactly what year do you think it is right now?
October 26, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. Using aggy math
October 26, 20223 yr A&M is apparently considering changing its intro song from Kanye West's "Power" to something else. What should it be? I liked the earlier suggestion of "Because I got High" but I think "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits is a better choice.
October 26, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: Exactly what year do you think it is right now? insert confused John Travolta Gif Edited October 26, 20223 yr by Horn Under a Bad Sign
October 26, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. You should have requested that there be no math
October 26, 20223 yr 14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: A&M is apparently considering changing its intro song from Kanye West's "Power" to something else. What should it be? I liked the earlier suggestion of "Because I got High" but I think "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits is a better choice. The intro to 'Sound of Silence' would be fitting.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said: How about now??? https://www.thebatt.com/sports/alcohol-sales-open-in-kyle-field-but-not-near-student-sections/article_041e849c-c778-11e9-8716-fb6312bb4db9.html#:~:text=On June 13%2C A%26M was,in compliance with SEC rules. Of course that fucking clown left out the fact that SEC rules didn't permit alcohol sales at the time Quote The SEC lifted an alcohol ban in public areas of stadiums at the annual Spring Meetings in Destin, Florida on May 31. On June 13, A&M was the first conference member to announce the sale of beer and wine in its stadium, beginning this fall. All sales will be at stationary stands and no more than two alcoholic beverages can be purchased at once. Sales will conclude at the end of the
October 26, 20223 yr Popular Post Not sure if this one was already posted, but would that make it any less hilarious? No of course not
October 26, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said: I wish we would do whatever we need to do to juke the stats just enough to be above Florida. Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. Edited 25 minutes ago by Harrison Stafford this is why we can't have nice things. wtf was the edit?
October 26, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen. I can't for the life of me figure out how you settled on 82.
October 26, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: A&M is apparently considering changing its intro song from Kanye West's "Power" to something else. What should it be? I liked the earlier suggestion of "Because I got High" but I think "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits is a better choice.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said: I can't for the life of me figure out how you settled on 82. 2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82 I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. Edited October 26, 20223 yr by Huckleberry
October 26, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said: I can't for the life of me figure out how you settled on 82. After looking at your avatar, I can't for the life of me remember what this thread is about.
October 26, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said: I can't for the life of me figure out how you settled on 82. It was random. The math was supposed to be part of the joke.
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