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Just now, Steel Shank said:

aight

Won't that be 4 or 5 straight losses, I can't remember. 

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3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Won't that be 4 or 5 straight losses, I can't remember. 

What is five, Alex?

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Won't that be 4 or 5 straight losses, I can't remember. 

those 37 concussions you had as a youth are killing you now, man

Just read, from a valid news outlet, that College Station has a higher crime rate than Austin.  

As the old saying goes...what do you call 12 Aggies on top of a burning pile of wood?...

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Just read, from a valid news outlet, that College Station has a higher crime rate than Austin.  

If you're factoring in the theft that NASCAR Jim is pulling off then, yeah, I guess.

Other than that, doubtful.

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Just read, from a valid news outlet, that College Station has a higher crime rate than Austin.  

As the old saying goes...what do you call 12 Aggies on top of a burning pile of wood?...

Jimbo's latest recruiting class already having an impact 

20 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Weigman has the “flu” and is in “flu” protocol this week. If a physician signs off and he passes a “flu” test, he might be able to play, but until his “flu” symptoms get better, he won’t play. 

The Lou Flu!

Just read, from a valid news outlet, that College Station has a higher crime rate than Austin.  
As the old saying goes...what do you call 12 Aggies on top of a burning pile of wood?...

A good start

"Flu"-id on his brain after that shot last week. 

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Oh shit Lou Chee.

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So now Lucci thinks Weigman will play? 

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On 11/3/2022 at 2:25 PM, markstanco said:

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I want them to do a sequel on this guy. 

After years in the NFL and broadcasting. He finds out it was Spicolli who wrecked his car. And goes on a murderous rampage of revenge!!

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Just saw that episode this week. Greatness. 

2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

So now Lucci thinks Weigman will play? 

Good idea.  Worked out really well for Tua.  Jimbo trying to get fired for cause, or taking lessons from Durkin on player health and safety? 

This was pretty good and one guy definitely gets it.  Lol 

 

 

 

 

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You can tell jr gypsum is definitely not a true aggy right there. That’s right….no ag tag.

I would like more information on the full hookup sites.

Okay that’s legit looks like a klan rally. Everything they do they say it was from something old. Have they been doing that since the 30s too? I’m seriously curious what their explanation is but I’m not going to go anywhere near texags.

That’s more like a lynch mob from the 1870’s, so truly historical. Way earlier than Soggy Bottom Boys days.

That or going back to medieval times of peasants storming the manor house of the resident vampire.
Oh shit Lou Chee.

How the fuck did we miss that one?

Xofluza works better. And flu is on a rampage in Aggieland- as well as handful of other fun viruses.

Liucci just now said "a lot of dudes will not be playing" and mentioned CW after talking about backup QBs.

Just what we need, more excuses for the terrible coaching staff that is Jimbo and Durkin's lack of run-D/spy.

How much y'all wanna bet Haynes plays because conners out and has a "decent" game but not great by any means and jimbo decides to stick with him for the rest of the year. Sadly, it would not surprise me.

CW has to be under concussion protocol right now. I really don't see how slamming your head on the ground and then someone trying to pick up his limp body, how was that not a head injury? He may have the flu as well but I wouldn't expect him to play. Time to sack up and rely on the D and Achane.

This season's flu is not your typical get-over-it-in-48-hours BS. My whole house got it.
For the record, I was the only one who hadn't gotten a flu shot, and I am still sick a week later (everyone else now fine).

Cursed. ****ing cursed.

Hurts to say this but… this season can't end soon enough.

Get red onions. Cut them up and put around the house. Change them out every couple of days. Takes all the viruses and bad s out of the air. Thank me now or later.

Welp, about the only thing left to happen this season is a big recruiting violation exposed and a 2 year TV ban or something. Like the good old days.

 

Pride. We have already called off a 2020 game and last year's bowl game. We don't need to keep being cowards. Play with who we have.

This. If we wimp out because of flu might as well shut down the program.

Durkin was asked how he would tackle the flu . He said he was just going to let it run its course.

Breaking: FR. QB “Conner Weigman” has been cleared of everything that may have been preventing him from starting on Saturday at 11a.m vs Florida but per TexAgs “Billy Lucci” a decision may very well be in the air of who the actual starter will be #Gigem.

 

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

This was pretty good and one guy definitely gets it.  Lol 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Breaking: FR. QB “Conner Weigman” has been cleared of everything that may have been preventing him from starting on Saturday at 11a.m vs Florida but per TexAgs “Billy Lucci” a decision may very well be in the air of who the actual starter will be #Gigem.

 

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2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

This season's flu is not your typical get-over-it-in-48-hours BS. My whole house got it.
For the record, I was the only one who hadn't gotten a flu shot, and I am still sick a week later (everyone else now fine).

 

This much, at least, is true. My son got it and we were lucky enough to get him quarantined quickly because we were worried about COVID. He was out of school for more than a week (despite having every flu shot he's ever been eligible for) and he still has a nasty cough a week later. If I hadn't seen Weigman get smashed into the turf last weekend, I might almost believe this.

But I did see it and it's pretty obvious the flu stuff is a smokescreen. 

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And now that I think about it, ol’ Dickbreath Liucci sure has seemed crestfallen as of late. I think he’s finally realized those stupid motherfuckers have run themselves aground on Gilligan’s Island and now the crazy shit will really kick off.
 

They were bragging their asses off about how awesomely fast the SS Jimbo was as they drove it 500 yards onto the beach. Now they’re going to keep getting their hopes up as the rest of America gets to point and laugh at their unrelenting failure, as reliable as the sunrise. 

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

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the sheep also provide the ag exemption 

Reveille Ridge .... Wow that's creative. What a bunch of boobs. I think I'll build an RV park around Austin and name it Bevo Bayou!

Those shitheads really would buy a turd if it was spray painted in maroon... 

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Glory holes on both sides for those spitroasters.

Although I am seeing some news articles saying this year’s flu is bad, why is aggy the only team in the entire U S of A that is having a flu outbreak which just happens to take out the guy who had his head violently slammed against the turf last week?

Also, has anyone heard from @Randolph Duke?  This is the best aggy meltdown since 77-0 and he’s not here to revel in it. He obviously got some advice to take a break from the boards for his own well being, but surely someone can check on the poor dude to make sure he’s still in the land of the living. 

6 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Courtesy of @Getafix in the Jimbo2023 thread. Source off?

Just a couple of days ago he said he’d be “shocked” if Weigman didn’t play.  I’m “shocked” his info was manipulated garbage. 

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Just a couple of days ago he said he’d be “shocked” if Weigman didn’t play.  I’m “shocked” his info was manipulated garbage. 

He reads this board, too. He knew what was going on, then and now. Just has to carry aggy water. Their $9.95ers are all aggy boosters, not any sort of objective media. 

"Reveille Ridge .... Wow that's creative. What a bunch of boobs. I think I'll build an RV park around Austin and name it Bevo Bayou!"

Really shocked that they do not include midnight yell around a bonfire each night while wearing thier bed sheets?

53 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He reads this board, too. He knew what was going on, then and now. Just has to carry aggy water. Their $9.95ers are all aggy boosters, not any sort of objective media. 

Agreed. 
 

Hey Billy, I was looking at a pic of VY standing in confetti the other day, and it reminded me how you’ll never understand that feeling.  JFF with a firecracker in his mouth is as close as you’ll ever get.   I wanted to let you know, it feels fucking great. A moment I shared with family and friends that will beer be forgotten.  Anyways, go fuck yourself, and BTHO facial symmetry.  Whoop!

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8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Get red onions. Cut them up and put around the house. Change them out every couple of days. Takes all the viruses and bad s out of the air. Thank me now or later.

 

We're just going to let this one go?

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

 

We're just going to let this one go?

I appreciate all kinds of alternative health practices that have some sort of even modest benefits; cut up red onions sitting around the house is so ridiculously ignorant I can only shake my head………….

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Although I am seeing some news articles saying this year’s flu is bad, why is aggy the only team in the entire U S of A that is having a flu outbreak which just happens to take out the guy who had his head violently slammed against the turf last week?

Our volleyball match this week got cancelled bc TCU had a flu outbreak among their team 

7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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Courtesy of @Getafix in the Jimbo2023 thread. Source off?

Per an Aggiy I know elsewhere, CW Got sick with a concussion long before he got the flu.

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Kid caught the flu from the turf when his head bounced off it. Tough break.

Can you imagine how unstoppable the offense will be when he doesn’t have the flu?

-aggy

They still have a chance to win. Haynes has played most games. Losing achane sucks. But isn’t Florida really bad? I watched a little of the UGA game and the UF QB was hobbling around.

39 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

I appreciate all kinds of alternative health practices that have some sort of even modest benefits; cut up red onions sitting around the house is so ridiculously ignorant I can only shake my head………….

I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night

1 minute ago, Longhornstampede said:

I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night

Sweet dreams.  Probably wake with a craving for onion rings.

35 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night

I thought that was Vicks Vapor Rub on your feet, then wrap them with Saran Wrap and put on socks….

 

I can’t keep these things in order any more.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Is the aggy game on TV today? Pay per view?

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